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The first conflict has concluded.
Gather information before deciding how to proceed forward.



The. Unfortunate. Grim. Reaper



Staring through the magnifying glass, Soren looked at the leech, spotting its sudden inflammation to already know the blood he fed it was not purified, and hence it would die, his cure having failed. He took off the specialized glasses, pitching the bridge of his nose. He had slept just an hour or two for a week now, and he was starting to feel the effects. The urgency of the illness had made him sacrifice rest time, but the compounding consequences were catching up to him. He thought he had started to hallucinate something from sleep deprivation the other night. He wasn’t even thirty yet, but his hairs had started graying over his time with the merchant’s family. It did not take long for his mind to wander from the matter of the consequences of his work on himself though, for escape was much sought after. Soren thus mused on if he could figure out how to cure greying hair, but then had to shake this pondering away. It was a distraction, for a life was at stake.

Pushing himself upright from his workbench, Soren slowly made his way to the room of the patient. Soren had grown quite close to little Oskar over the days. Initially, it was just a way to make collecting samples simpler. If the boy was calm and distracted from the pain, then it would be much simpler to get what he needed. But with every moment he spent with the boy, he saw in him a mirror of himself. He was a voracious learner, and while Soren initially thought the boy’s enjoyment would be predicated wholly on hearing about Knights and dragons his preconception was overcome after the third meeting. He didn’t want to just hear about the battles, no! He wanted to hear about the laws of succession that made them happen and the economic background that let one side or the other have better arms and armour. Truth be told, Oskar was more intelligent than most adults he had met, even if this was admittedly something that could be heavily credited to the tutors his father had paid for. Yet this did not diminish the potential Soren saw in him. The child’s mind was a single spark, a spark that could light a whole intellectual fire. So it was sacred to Soren, more sacred than the ink of philosophers and prayers of priests that this child would live to make a better world the same way Soren had sought out to.

Coming into the youth’s room, the physician smiled, tools at the ready. Frail, sickly, and already tired in the new day Oskar still bore a determined energy in him, coupled with a dutiful stoicism. He already adjusted his network of blankets and clothes to allow access to Soren’s efforts before the man could even get his tools.

“And how are we feeling today, Master Oskar?” Soren began, impressed yet also grim at how the boy had already been accustomed to the pain of the scraping for skin flakes, then dried blood-crusts, and shortly after incisions to get fresh blood.

“I have made peace.”

Soren put the material in the appropriate vials, making carefully sure he had not contaminated them with a single speck of dust. Then he raised his head. “With what?”

“Death, darkness, so on, so forth.”

The physician paused. “Why do you say that?”

“Because I will die.”

Soren wasn’t exactly sure what to say. But then, it came to him. “Aye, so will I.” He smiled at the boy, who smiled back. “But not today.” the man continued. “Yet, on the matter of what happens upon death, I shall suggest a few treatises of the great minds on epistemology, eschatology, soteriology, and others. The outlanders your father trades with are idiots that don’t understand why wiping their arse is good, and thus sometimes forget to do so.” Soren was glad to hear childish laughter at the potty-humour, lightening the mood somewhat. “And I don’t believe a single thing about their foul superstition. But in our studied world we often call them heathens, at times even Godless. Whyfore? Well, I will leave that to your studies Master Oskar.” Soren smiled, clasping shut his case as he stood, turning to leave.

“Wait!” the boy called out, and thus the Doctor stopped at the threshold of the exit, turning his head back. At about two meters in height his vantage point was great, and the pained affair of the child distracted him, but he had to focus. “I have something for you.” Oskar murmured, his pale face reddening slightly. Soren’s lips turned to a soft, confused pout, prompting the boy to go on. “Just before I got sick, father said I was too old for them. That I ought be rid of them.” The child coughed, motioning to a chest beside him. There were a variety of stuffed animals in there, similar in make to the bear at his bedside. “He would be rid of them, or pawning them off. But between the amber in the eyes, the enamel in the claws and horns, they’re a pretty penny. You complain much about how you haven’t enough coin for what you do, so at least take them for your pay. Father won’t notice them missing, or better yet would be glad. But they would be a handsome addition to your payment, father being as stingy as he is.”

Merely smiling, Soren patted the boy’s hand. [color=#A0C46A"]Keep them. Instead, remember my name, such that you may return me a favour when I come back here far in the future.”[/color] He did not wait for a response, and so returned to his small cell.

Work continued for hours, leeches fed the different samples, his different cures attempted on their multitudes, dozens of them perishing from either the corrupted blood he failed to cleanse or from the medicine more harmful than the very ailment it was meant to end.

He had lost count of them in his head, the progression only counted by the scratches he had made on his tablet. But eventually a leech lived. He already prepared the next one, not immediately cognizant that this one had lived. But he quite literally fell over himself when he realized what he saw. Double, triple and quadruple checking that he truly had made it, Soren made sizeable portions of the salve and ran to the boy’s room, tripping twice before he made it in his exhausted and sleepless state.

But just as the boy’s room came into view, he saw the lad’s father step out. Master Beorn as he was known heralded nothing good by being here. Soren stopped, mouth running with half-sleeping drool and eyes runny from the pain of the bright light.

It was morning. Yes, it was morning. The bright sun of dawn shining in his vision, that had to explain the water running down his face from his eyes.

“He’s gone.” Master Beorn announced.

Soren’s eye twitched. “No.” he announced flatly. The door was locked, presumably for the boy’s dignity to not be violated being seen as such. Soren couldn’t open it on the first try, but on the fifth or tenth or perhaps further on he managed. He wasn’t an exceptionally strong man despite his height towering over most other males even of well-fed noble birth. But still somehow he found the might to break through the door, even if splinters made his skin bleed and a few bones were dislodged from their proper place in his skeleton.

“He’s gone.” Master Beorn repeated, but Soren would not accept this. He had studied, he had practiced, he followed every manual and textbook and axiom and lecture. The Doctor worked to bring the boy’s heart back to working order, while applying to medicine.

"He’s gone.”

The man didn’t know if it was exhaustion from his work or some other effect, but he felt himself dropping to the ground, his head getting a sound crack on the bedside as he fell. Blood pooled around him, but he ignored it. It was just torn skin, less than a minute of labour to amend. What mattered was that Master Oskar was dead. Soren had promised him life, and yet here was death.

“He’s gone.”

Soren pushed himself upright again, feeling his face as wet as if he had plunged into a well. Blood, sweat, tears, yes all of it. He started at the boy, and even as the life was gone from him, he saw the lesions on his skin shrink from the balms he applied. It had worked. It had worked, but far too little and far too late.

Again he pushed himself aright, shoulders heaving as he dripped those same blood sweat and tears on little Oskar. So many things he taught him. So much that millions would fail to ever grasp, gone to the wind as they inhabited a corpse now. Soren fell down a second time, but at least he had the dignity to catch himself, and push himself aright. Master Beorn at least seemed ot have some sympathy.

He’s gone.” he said yet again.

“What?” Soren, managed, eyes shut tight as if he was trying to dislodge an errant eyelash.

“He’s gone.”

“Yes. I know.” Soren muttered. It finally set in. He had failed. For all his reading and studying, it was for naught. The boy was dead because the man who prided himself so much on his learning hadn’t learned enough. The child was dead, and it was his fault. Blood ran, now not from the wound on his forehead but from his palm. He had forgotten to clip his nails, and so in clenching a fist tight enough to crush stone a trickle of crimson fluid poured unto fine stone. He was wearing fine leather gloves, but they dug through it well enough to pierce every layer and reach bone. “Fuck.” was what he managed, falling to a knee. Mere pride pushed him back to both feet.

“He’s gone.” This time, the mantra was accompanied with action. A hand was extended with a pouch. Gold. Soren’s payment. The Chirurgeon extended his palm to receive it absent-mindedly, but he almost fell to the ground a second time. It wasn’t just gold coins there. Those were mere copper plated with gold, no this was far too heavy. He was paid with real gold. Soren was shocked. He had failed, the boy they had both come to love was dead. Yet his hand carried enough to live comfortably forever after.

“W-what?” was all he managed, his vision blurring from the liquids in his pupils confusing him at the same time as fatigue started to push him out of consciousness.

“You promised a cure. You made one, much as I wished you would have made it sooner. But you also brought a light back into his eyes. He was happy with you, much as I never thought the matters of your discussion were appropriate. But perhaps that is another failing on my part, that you grew closer to him than I could have.”

Soren thought for a moment. But….

“He’s gone.”

“I know.” the merchant replied, his finely waxed mustache trembling as if a metronome keeping exceptionally fast time. He wanted to cry and scream and wail but decades of performative stoicism had kept him from such a display. “Now leave. Attend to another father. Be more hasty this time, Sir Soren.”

The Doctor winced. Sir. Had he been ennobled? He didn’t particularly care, he was born a bastard to a nobleman and this man giving him a title out of some sentimentality for his son changed nothing. Perhaps he was too principled, but he didn’t care. He couldn’t think straight now, falling back on habit was sensible.

“He’s gone.” Beorn yet again said. “Take your things, and go. But if you wish a home here, it is yours. Just make sure no father must suffer as I have.” Beorn declared, before slamming shut the remains of the door that Soren smashed open.

The Physician didn’t quite know how he acquired it, but in his hands he had the child’s basket. Every toy he loved. Every careful inscription of what each animal symbolized, of its name and the role it played in his mind games that Soren never learned. The boy wanted to be strong, to show himself smart and mature for this sudden new guest in his life. Soren didn’t care, he wanted Oskar to be himself. Yet by his presence, he stopped the youth from enjoying the last few moments of innocence in his life.
Beorn knew this. He knew Soren robbed the child of childhood. But the deal was that in exchange for the childhood so thoroughly crushed, Soren could bring a boy a promised life as a man.

Soren hadn’t carried out that end of his promise. He must have passed out somewhere along the way, but he was along the road of the town, feeling slightly rested. Either way, the town had a chapter-house of the physician’s association, and he realized he was on its doorstep, a teenage aide having asked him some stupid question.

“...Just read it.” was all he offered, his memory not even registering what was said before. Then he felt a sudden weight, and looked down. “And make sure this gets to the town’s orphanage.” He added, placing a basket on the counter for the acne-riddle teenager. “Here’s a something to keep you honest.” Soren continued, slamming the pouch of gold before the teen, the weight of the coin threatening to snap off the hinge of the counter his papers were on.

“He’s gone.” Soren murmured, getting to his cart and driving off. “He’ gone.” he repeated, falling into proper sleep. But no, it would evade him, with nightmares for weeks to come.

Young Oskar had been glad for his physician’s company, Soren mused. He had failed to save the boy’s life, but perhaps at least he salvaged the last moments.

.

Years ago,
Soren tends to the ailing child of a wealthy merchant.

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Planning Ahead

@Yankee@xAlter@13org@Theyra@Taka@Exit@Andreyich



” 'Right, let's cool with th' hostilities while we get our bearings 'nd figure out what th' plan moving forward's going ta be.” Brig huffed before looking first to Aslan, nodding to the man's explanation of the name.

”S'elvish.. probably. I don't think he 'd mind that name so let's go with that. Keep it fresh in his mind 'f you can, so he can remember.” She nods before returning her attention to the duo of outlanders she met in the snow bank.

The remnant of Fenris stood somewhat centered amongst most of the strangers and familiar faces. These first knights didn't put up much of a fight, but what Sieg said about the ever increasing influx of western infidels in the north spelled worse things for the future. Her father had been talking to the dwarves and the Haldrian forces along the border for some time, but she had expected it was due to a future conflict. Now she was starting to wonder if that Kurt always warned about had started without them knowing about it, or worse, perhaps her father knew and just decided to withhold that information for her own safety. It soured the taste in her mouth and whether she liked it or not, created a unsettled and twisted expression upon her face.

"You seem t’ be th’ warrior of th' two of ya’ … what’re you doing out here?”

”T- Uh… We were headed to Blackpebble in the hopes of acquiring some… protection, although it seems you may have absconded with the lot of them, or the best of them. May I ask why you are out here with the… ‘tough and tumble’ as it were?”

We’re on our way t’ the dwarven outpost ‘long Haldr’s border. Some things ‘ve happened back in Stoncrowm, so ‘m taking these men ‘nd women with me for protection.” Brig’s gaze remained on the blue-haired stranger with squinted eyes glazing over with scrutiny. None of the folks she traveled with had been too badly wounded, the worst of them would be Eir and she seemed to be walking it off quite well. "These sellswords ‘re not for sale, so ‘less you plan coming ‘long for the journey East?.. ye’d be better off settling down in Blackpebble.”

”Then perhaps that is bes-”

”We’ll join you,” Aviti interjected.

Illaria immediately turned to her companion alarmed. ”What?”

”If you’ll have us,” Aviti added, ignoring Illaria’s protests altogether. Illari’s eyes rolled into the back of her head as her soul left her body. Or she died and came back. At this point Illaria could not tell which. Aviti, however, was nurturing a spark in her eyes, one that brightened at any chance to go anywhere but ‘home’. An opportunity to travel further East, further than she had ever gone before, was not one she was like to pass on.

”Eh— ‘ts not about whether we’ll have ya’ or not. We seem t’ have marks on our heads, so while a’ do intend t’ lay low.. most of our interactions with southern or western knights ‘ll probably turn out like this.”

”That won’t be a problem,” Aviti said, smiling something prideful. ”Illaria will lend you her skills with the blade.”

”Yes, Lady Avi. Of course I will,” Illaria remarked quietly, sarcastically.

Brig’s attention then settled comfortably upon Aviti. An arched brow pinned up along her forehead as she stepped past familiar and unfamiliar allies until the crunch of snow came to a halt and she looked to the stranger with a stiff, flat-lipped expression.

Aviti held the same smile, welcoming Brigitte’s approach, but Illaria stiffened up. She made no moves, however.

”Neither of ya’ seem to be mercenaries, where ‘re you from?.. what’s your purpose here in the North? And if ‘ts to seek aid from Fenris.. you’re goin’ to be disappointed.”” The young woman points out a gloved index finger towards Aviti, specifically towards the top of her head.

”And what’s with th’ fucking horns?”

Illaria’s eyes closed. Here was the moment she feared come crashing down on them like the angry waves of the Western shores. She could only hope they were ready.

“A birth defect, unfortunately,” Aviti said, speaking first for herself. ”For what reason I know not, but I promise you, it is nothing sinister. But it does make travel rather difficult. People tend to cut first and never bother to ask the ‘what’ or the ‘why’. Those less brave at least.” Aviti eyed a woman who had dared themselves to approach so strange a person, spurned by curiosity, she was sure, rather than a need to remove an unknowable. She could see no fear in Brigitte’s eyes. No uncertainty or repulsion. In fact, when they were buried together in the snow, it was more of the same. Only a trace of excitement or a level of bloodlust that was measured at the time. Exact. It was as Ilaria and Brigitte herself had said earlier. ”Those less than dangerous.”

Illaria was next to speak. ”We have been travelling the lands, taking inspiration where we can in the hopes of… well… Lady Avi here is… a cook,” Illaria was a bit hesitant but Aviti began nodding gleefully. ”I’m just here to make sure she does not meet her end.”

” S’a weird birth defect, but ‘ts not like I haven’t seen worse. There’s those fuckers witha— whatcha call it, with no nose, sicky skin ‘nd all that. Nightrot I think ‘ts called?” Brig snorted in disgust as she visualized a man that didn’t look too different from the puppeted southern man encased in the north knight’s armor. Horns wasn’t something she’d seen before, but then again, she sparsely left the northern territories even when things were calm. Perhaps some whimsy tribe had more folk like Aviti?

”A cook, and their escort.” A sneer formed, and a wry facsimile grin stretched across her chapped lips. She wasn’t buying what was being told to her, but the pair was not a threat, and time was of the essence. They didn’t know if another patrol of knights were coming, nor did they know if the entire eastern outpost was taken by Luxu forces. The candor of wiry doubt and judgment melted away, softening Brig’s features as she looked through the forest’s path where it serpentined away from the road but still trailer east.

”Whatever th’ case may be, we need t’ keep moving. And furthermore w’ need to decide if we’re keeping on th’ road or tucking tail into Weald.” ”

Brig turned her attention back towards the group of compatriots that gathered around the puppet's corpse on the ground. She pondered what choice to make, whether safety or swiftness would be the better option for a growing group of wayward vagabonds. The thought of perhaps acquiring matching tabards to masquerade as small privately owned army of miscreants and hedge knights crossed her mind ... but that wouldn't really be worth the effort or aid any more than surface level camouflage.

Finally she'd make up her mind.

”Holes! I'll help, but don't make 'm pretty.. deep enough that th' carrions won't find 'em. Scrape 'em clean of useful shit and then we need t' start moving. Once they 're all in th' ground we're going t' take to th' forests. We'll keep th' same general path but I'd like t' have Eir and Aslan scout 'head for us! Aslan can take th' hound too.. check for tracks, no information 's useless."

"Last thing 'fore I forget. If th' Fenris Forward Camp 's taken by Luxun Knights, 'twould be in our best interest t' take it back. So prepare yourselves for somethin' less one-sided t' happen in a few days.”

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Eastruin Road
Noon

Meet & Greet
Arguments

Someone should secure the unconscious Goldtooth and prep him for Interrogation


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@Bugman

I’m open to any ideas as long as they make sense. Dwarf could be cool though, we don’t have one of those yet. Shoot an idea, or two, or three over to me in DMs.

The first conflict has concluded.
Gather information before deciding how to proceed forward.



Hunting . of. the . Fae



“Send fifteen footmen into the forest, the Archmage claims that a tribe of whimsy heretics were located there with his scrying orb.” A short bronze-haired knight barked to one of the leading soldiers in his company.

The bucket-helmed man standing almost a foot taller than the knight stood in attention and saluted his commanding officer, speaking back in a curt and respectful tone. “Yes Knight-Lieutenant.” Before turning and marching towards the ramshackle barracks that had been swiftly assembled for the number of men deployed to this location.

The knight watched for a moment to inspect the men assembled with the direction he’d given. Once they were on horseback and making their way north towards the forestline far off in the distance, he’d make his way back to a much more lavishly constructed tent placed for him. The magically constructed living space was far larger within that it would appear from the outside, boasting a wooden bathing area, food stores with a stove, and even a small fireplace that spewed plumes of woodsmoke out from a chimney that seemed to trail down to the floor before diminishing out from small gaps in the walls.

He sat at a large wooden table with a transparent white crystal set at its center, and once the chair was slid forward the gem glowed alight. Aura hummed in the atmosphere, thick carrying the scent of ozone as a powerful mage very far away attuned himself to the relic. “Have the troops been dispatched?” The crackly voice of an elderly man spoke through the crystal to the knight, and the moment that his tone filled the room, this knight sat straight up. The knight was both alert, and visibly frightened.

“Yes Archmage, and I’ve sent an eagle to deliver the encrypted letter for Lord Lumi as well.” There was a strain to the knight’s voice, almost as if a dagger was pointed to the back of his neck.

“Swell, I suppose once the young lord receives it he will be sending word to Brunwick. If that failure of a mage knows what’s good for him, he’ll keep Fenris in check while we find what we’re looking for.” A number of coughs and chuckles reverberated through the crystal, followed by a deep and painful inhale from the Archmage on the other end.

“While you’re stationed on the border, I’d also like you to keep a lookout for a gray haired man with soft azure eyes.” The Archmage’s words were left with some pause, as if he were about to say more, but then silenced himself.

“Are there any more details about him other than that, Archmage? Gray hair, while not all that common— is seen in some dogbloods here and in the north.” The knight’s question was latent with careful precision, not wanting to pry too deeply but simply seek more information to better serve the Lord Archmage.

“If you happen upon him, he will try to kill you. There won’t be much issue in discovering him, I assure you.” This grim response was followed by the aura slowly diminishing from the air, as the light from the crystal set upon the table flickered before extinguishing, marking the Archmage’s conclusion to this conversation.

The knight-lieutenant was left with mixed emotions, alone in this region for the time being, and with more on his plate than he bargained for. A number of gold dishes and silverware were swatted from the table as he lashed out in a nervous fit before raising his gloves up into his messy bronze hair, gripped into his scalp and groaned. Just what had he accepted when he had taken his orders to lead the woodcutters and frontiermen on the northern border?

Siegfried crouched in the upper branches of a massive, ancient spruce, his breath slow and controlled, watching the procession of Luxun footmen march into the treeline below. Fifteen of them, armed and moving. He didn’t move as they passed beneath him. His ice-blue eyes tracked their progress, counting heads, noting the weaponry. They were hunting. That much he knew.

It was the same old story. Mages deciding a piece of land held something they wanted, and sending men with steel to clear out whatever inconvenient life currently occupied it. It was exactly the kind of rumor that had drawn Siegfried here to the border in the first place. It felt too familiar. It felt like the night he had been ripped from his bed as a boy, the sky glowing orange and the air thick with the smell of burning thatch and arcane power.
A few weeks prior, in a tavern, a well-dressed northerner, who pointedly refused to give his name but whose coin purse clinked with the heavy, undeniable sound of gold, had offered a contract. Scout the western border. Find out what the Luxun are building. Do not engage. The more information you bring back, the heavier the purse.

Siegfried wasn't known for his stealth. He was known for leaving trails painted in blood. The promise of gold, however, combined with the opportunity to spy on the people who had tortured him? That was a contract he couldn't refuse.

Once the footmen were out of earshot, moving deeper into the woods, Siegfried began his descent. He moved with a practiced, predatory silence that belied his size, his leather armor carefully oiled to prevent squeaks, his weapons secured tightly to avoid any clatter. He slipped from branch to branch, dropping the last ten feet to the forest floor with barely a whisper of disturbed snow.

His target wasn't the footmen. It was the encampment they had just left.

He ghosted through the underbrush, keeping the wind in his face so the camp's dogs wouldn't catch his scent. The lumber camp, Rivestire, he had heard the locals call it, was larger than he expected. It was the large tent near the center of the camp that drew his eye. It practically hummed with latent aura, a distortion in the air that made Siegfried's teeth ache and the draconic slits of his pupils narrow in revulsion.

He skirted the edge of the camp, using the shadows of the stacked timber as cover. Two guards walked a lazy perimeter, their attention more on the biting cold than their surroundings. Siegfried waited for them to pass, then slipped between two massive logs, moving closer to the command tent.

The fabric of the tent was thick, but not soundproof. As he pressed his back against the rough canvas, careful to avoid any magical wards that might be woven into the material, he heard the crash of metal from within, the unmistakable sound of plates and silverware being swept off a table in a fit of rage.

Siegfried remained perfectly still, his ear pressed near a seam in the canvas. He had seen the footmen leave; he knew this camp was lightly defended at the moment. The man inside, a commander, judging by the size of the tent and the tantrum, was alone.

He didn't have the full context of the conversation that had just occurred, but the scent of aura was still fresh in the air, meaning a magical communication had just taken place.

The tent was warm to the touch almost as if the heat from within was insulating the cold from having any entree into the structure itself. There was also a thin, almost imperceptible rolling of smoke that spilled out from every nook and cranny where you’d be able to peek inside the tent. Stranger than that though, was the fact that when you tried to peek through one of these small openings— there would appear to be nothing but an empty unoccupied space within.

Illusory magic wasn’t all that uncommon, especially when it came to enchanted goods meant to conceal their truth from outsiders. But where this spellcraft seemed to hide vision, it lacked in the matter of other senses; the smell of smoked meat, burning firewood, the crackling fire were all present.

“This was a suicide mission, sun be damned if I end up some disposable pawn for the Archmage’s machinations. Once my men find the village and burn it down, I’m getting my ass out of here.” The Knight-Lieutenant snorted before grabbing a pastry that remained on his table and began to stomp his way towards the entrance of the tent.

Siegfried heard the heavy, frustrated stomp of the Knight-Lieutenant’s boots moving toward the tent flap. It was enough.

He didn't wait to see the officer's face. Siegfried pushed away from the canvas, melting backwards into the deep shadows cast by the stacked timber. The trick to moving unseen in a camp wasn't just silence; it was moving in the spaces people didn't want to look at. The biting cold of the north wind made men tuck their chins and narrow their eyes, their attention shrinking to the immediate miserable circle around them. Siegfried used that misery. He ghosted between the lumber piles, his footfalls perfectly timed with the gusting wind that rattled the loose canvas of the nearby tents.

The forest swallowed him whole. Here, away from the unnatural heat of the illusory tent and the stink of unwashed soldiers, his senses sharpened to a razor's edge. He paused for a moment, letting his ice-blue eyes adjust to the dappled, snow-glaring light filtering through the ancient spruce canopy.

The trail they left was embarrassingly obvious to anyone who knew how to look. Broken twigs hung limply from low branches, stripped of bark where mail hauberks had scraped past. Deep, sloppy boot prints churned the pristine snow into a muddy, slushy path, entirely lacking the discipline of a proper ranger unit. They were noisy, arrogant, and entirely focused on what lay ahead, assuming their numbers made them safe.

Siegfried slowed his pace, dropping into a predatory crouch as he crested a small rise. Below him, in a shallow valley choked with old-growth pines, the fifteen footmen were navigating a frozen creek bed. They were bunched too close together, their polearms catching on low-hanging branches, their shields banging against their armored thighs.

He watched them for a long moment, his hand resting instinctively on the cold iron pommel of his axe. The contract was strictly for information. Do not engage, the northerner had said. Find out what they are building. Bring back the intelligence.

Siegfried's jaw tightened. He had the intelligence. He knew they were hunting a whimsy village under orders from an Archmage. He could turn back now, collect his heavy purse of gold, and wash the stench of the Luxun from his throat with a barrel of cheap mead.

Siegfried let out a slow, silent breath, the frost pluming from his lips. He released his grip on the axe, his eyes tracking the soldiers as they disappeared deeper into the valley. He wouldn't engage them here. He continued to follow them.

Deeper into the growth the footmen traveled, once the branches crisscrossed low they slid from the backs of their horses to advance with their steeds behind them. Even if Siegfried were not hunting them, other things would surely be. The forests were filled with animals and beasts hungry for fresh meat to keep them topped off until the next foolish traveler had to make their way through; but strangely enough— this part of the forest seemed to lack anything of the sort. Sparse birds perched along the canopy above, some snow jackalopes burrowed into their hovels at the sight of humans making their way through, but other than that?.. nothing large enough to raise an alarm.

“We’re looking for fae.” Said the captain of the footmen, drawing his sword and pointing up to the branches above.

“When you do see them, don’t alarm them.. just follow the direction they are traveling quietly from a distance. Understood?” The question of clarity was answered unanimously. “Yessir!”

There wasn’t any sign of fae though, no fluttering of sylphs in the air, no sprites, not even the sputter of elemental energy. But fae were quite good at hiding their presence, so it wouldn’t be surprising that if they were around it would just be difficult to find them. The leading footman came to a halt when a small glade of flat frosted grass opened up before them. It was large enough for the horses to be saddled again, and a stream of water trailed through for them to drink from— but northmen knew what a clearing like this usually was, a hunting ground for wyrms. Larger wyrms would take down trees with their hind legs, slowly forming a clearing where deer or moose might gather to sip from the streams so they could swoop down from above for an easy meal.

“Take a moment to check the map, it may do us well to set our camp here, we can return at dusk if none of us find any trails that lead us to these whimsy fucks.” The captain jumped back onto his horse and trailed off ahead of the other footmen, from his side he drew a spyglass and brought it to his eye. In the distance he scanned the treeline for anything that might catch his attention, but yet again, nothing but trees and snow. He was beginning to think that this Archmage was simply sending them out to hunt ghosts, so he simply grunted and returned it to hoop at his belt.

Siegfried settled into the crook of a massive, snow-dusted oak, the bark rough against his leather jerkin. From his vantage point, the clearing below was laid out like a crude map, the fifteen Luxun footmen fanning out with a complete lack of urgency. The captain's words drifted up to him, sharp in the cold air. Fae. They were looking for the little folk.

Siegfried didn't move. He was a patient predator. Waiting was nothing to him. The sun began its slow, bruised descent toward the horizon, painting the snow in long, violent streaks of orange and purple.

If there were whimsies here, they were smart enough to stay hidden from this loud, blundering patrol. Or perhaps the Archmage’s plan was flawed. Or perhaps the fae had already moved on, sensing the approaching steel.

He would give them the night. He would watch the sky for wyrms, and the treeline for fae. If something happened, if the forest revealed its secrets, he would observe and report as contracted.

He would give them the night. He would watch the sky for wyrms, and the treeline for fae. If something happened, if the forest revealed its secrets, he would observe and report as contracted.

If the sun rose on this clearing and nothing had changed, if these fifteen Luxun soldiers were still just waiting to bring fire and steel to people who had never harmed them, then the contract was void. He would descend from the canopy when the fire burned low and the watch grew heavy-eyed. He would move through their camp like the bitter north wind, and he would leave fifteen corpses bleeding out in the snow before the first light of dawn broke over the mountains.

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Northeastern Border of Luxu,
Lumber Encampment Rivestire
Three Years Ago

The Luxun forces press into the North, hunting something in the woods
Siegfried is hired to gather information

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Planning Ahead

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The battle, brief and intense, had given the eclectic group a common short term goal. Now that it was over, and their long term goal still far off, it wasn't surprising that the band of strangers would rub their personalities together awkwardly. They had different quirks, different morals, and most certain of all, different priorities. Which sparked some wide-eyed confusion with all of the chaos that followed after the death of their last combatant, Brig looked like she’d suddenly developed a stomachache, squinted eyes and pursed lips as she stared out into the distance.

“Tarak, what d’that mean?” Brig questioned Aslan out loud as her attention diverted from Nika, first to the pair of strangers that she’d landed next to in the snow as they exchanged words with her pact knight.

“The men w’ just slew had my family’s colors. But ‘ts not a good sign that I’m out here with th’ tough and tumble rather than my father’s men.” The words that were spoken held the subtlest tone of sarcasm, and Brig’s head dipped down as a few pained chuckles escaped her lips. It wasn’t physical pain that stretched and strained the shrill chirps that bubbled out from her lungs. It was emotional, mental, but they’ve weathered this storm and a new one would surely approach.

As for the tense conversation between Sieg and Soren, she projected her voice so that everyone around her could hear; “My stance ‘s that I don’t care what happens t’ the dead. Carrion birds ‘ll take’em into th’ Weald if we don’t burn them— and ‘f we do, we’ll be sending a smoke signal t’ any of their allies. Chop ‘em up, eat ‘em, bury ‘em, just make sure there’s no evidence.”

Brig paused after that. Frozen, she stared at Nika, a tense expression pulling at her face and forcing her to squint her eyes. He’d heard her words and purposefully had not looked over at them as his feelings were normally quite easy to read. It was the weight of her stare though that dragged his attention from staring at the alien looking horned woman who’d appeared back to Brigitte.

“I’m worried.. th’ nearest outpost was manned by our knights, three uniforms stolen or ripped from our men’s bodies?.. S’a days trip out, so we’ll probably have ta’ camp in th’ woods when we get closer.” She then looked towards Eirun off tending to her wounds with what looked like tree’s moss. “We’ll prob’ly need t’ scout ahead too, not yet, but when we get closer.”

"Aye," he agreed, growing a little more serious at the statement. The colorful group was a distraction, and the road ahead the somber reality. His eyes flickered from Brig’s face to the still body of the corpse knight. "We won’t know for sure ‘til we get there, an’ we should assume th’worst, but… we can see now, whether this lot visited th’post an’ took one of ours with ‘em."

Its chestplate removed, the aura connected to it severed, and its possessions relinquished to the victors, all that was left for the draugr was the unmasking. The body itself had started the decaying process, but it could still be possible to see who he was in life. If it was a Northman, let alone someone that Brig and Nika knew, then they’d know for sure that the outpost had been compromised. Nika held his hand out to help Brig to her feet, then approached the body that was the odd man out of the four. Thankfully the wind had taken the worst of the stench away. Carefully, Nika knelt next to the man’s head. If the poor soul really was born of Fenris, they would at least burn him as a proper send off, smoke signal be damned.

Nika reached out and took the helmet in his hands, hope squirming weakly in his chest. He pulled it off without much ceremony. Slowly it was lifted up and off of the silent knight’s head, which took some force with the large dent connecting the iron to the inner skull. But sure enough it was peeled off with a metallic ring as it detached to reveal the visage hidden beneath it. The armor was northern, the weapon too, but the man within the helm was not— tanned skin with slightly pointed ears, dusty brown hair, middle-aged, and a southernborn man from distant elvish lineage nonetheless.

Brig and Nika had only met with one of these tribesmen once before, that one very much alive, heavily tattooed with artful beads of numerous colors strung through their hair. This one... was a shade of what their impression of southern natives could be. Sunken bloodshot eyes with dulled pupils stared forward, vessels bursted around the rims of his lids. His lips were non-existent, either cut from the man’s face or lost in combat somewhere along the way from a grisly face wound. His tongue as well was cut from his mouth, hollowed out with blood-stained and dried out teeth clenched tightly together. And the strangest and most concerning thing was a faint violet rune in the shape of stitching pulsating around his neck. The rimeglass might have dispersed all of the aura keeping the man’s body animate, but perhaps something else was fueling the enchantment that bound this man’s soul to his body?.. they weren’t mages so it would be difficult to determine.

“Sieg! When you’re not pickin’ fights with th’ strangers— come to take a look at this!”Brig barked out before looking back to Nika with a very tense look on her face.

“Ma’ told me ‘bout southern magic b’fore— curses, nasty shit. But ‘ve got no idea what ‘m looking at. What th’ fuck ‘s going on?.. Why ‘re so many weird mages showin’ their faces in th’ North right now? Makes no sense.”

He didn't have an answer for her, at least not a helpful one. "It's nothin' good," he said, pressing his mouth into a tight line.

After a moment Nika stood back up, casting his gaze back at the rest of the assembled group. They landed on one person in particular. Perhaps they'd be able to shed some light on this. "Aslan. You're Southern, yea? Come over here too."

He made some space around the corpse, stepping back to stand beside Brig again. Despite the night's rest, and the adrenaline of the scuffle, there was a tired line forming beneath his eyes.

"What should we do now?" the pact knight asked. There were of course the bodies to dispose of, and the survivor to interrogate, but after that... "D'you wanna continue down this road, chance the outpost...?"

”I suppose w’ don’t have t’ actually take th’ road. But th’ issue with goin’ into th’ Weald for th’ remainder of our trip ‘s that while w’ won’t be fighting enemy knights.. It’ll be wyrms ‘nd gryphons, maybe worse.” Brig grunted as she stared down to the southern man, a deep and depressive frown dripping from her lips.

She’d sigh outward before raising her arms overhead to stretch before making her way back to the cart with the sole objective of grabbing a skin of whisky to sip from. Upon finding one with a little hammer and horseshoe marking branded into the leather, Brig flipped open the metallic cap’s cover and began to drink the liquor. The burn of alcohol against her tongue and gums helped take the edge off, alleviated some of her anxiety, and traveling down her throat into her stomach was this warming sensation. It wasn’t surprising that a good majority of northern soldiers ended up alcoholics, drinking their ailments away until the next battle came. With the skin in hand, she hobbled back over to the deceased southern man whilst continuing to sip from the Fire & Ferrier whisky. ”Can ya’ handle lookin’ this over with th’ two of them while I ‘eh.. Display some leadership ‘er some shit?”

It wasn't the time, but Nika couldn't help the laugh that bubbled out of him. Short, sharp, and brittle. "Yea, I can do that," he said. He also mentioned that he'd handle the disposal, so long as shallow snow burials sufficed. It would be a long time yet before it would be warm enough to melt, and the crew would be gone by the time the evidence was discovered. It couldn't be said that Nika was in a good mood, but he sported a small, fond smile that would linger until he turned back to the task at hand.

Or not even that long, as heavy footsteps barely cushioned by the snow approached. The barbarian woman. She looked at Nika like she wanted to swallow him whole, which he only took to mean that she'd only just realized his ancestry now that her head was clearer. The combative edge hadn't left her, and as she stalked straight towards Brig the lady wolf's pact knight stepped forward to put himself between them, one arm stretched in front of Brig to warn the red head not to get any closer to her.

Thankfully, it wasn't Brigitte or her band that the barbarian's ire was aimed at. Nika blinked up at the giantess as she requested -demanded- to accompany the heir of Fenris on her quest. Then he let out a disbelieving snort and patted Brig on the shoulder. His hand slipped to her back as he gave her a light push towards the rest of the group.

"Well go on, leader. Y'got this." He turned back to the remains of the cursed knight.

The stalwart march of the giant-blooded berserker who caved a man’s chest in with her punch caught Brig off-guard, the largest figure she’d come in contact with was Lord Surt; but she’d heard rumors of the nomad barbarians. Though those rumors came with the knowledge that in the past they had betrayed the north; something that would spell scrutiny from Brig, but not to such a degree that she would deny the fact that she had helped them in battle. ”Killing th’ mage king?... that’s quite th’ endeavor.” Brig would bust out laughing. Tears formed along the rims of her eyes and crystallized after a gust of wintery air blew past her face. ”We’re not on a mission t’ kill th’ Mage King big gal, we’re heading t’ Haldr and if ‘n there’s some Luxun fucks on th’ way— they’re just bonuses t’ be honest.”

She then stepped past the giant of a woman to look at the pair that was hidden in the snow and pointed straight at them. A furrowed brow and a deadpan flattened her expression, bolstered only by the glint in her eye as that scrutinizing finger ever so slightly pointed towards the vibrant blue haired individual seemingly called Illaria; ”You seem t’ be th’ warrior of th' two of ya’ … what’re you doing out here?”

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Eastruin Road
Noon

Someone should secure the unconscious Goldtooth and prep him for Interrogation


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Rocked to bed by the waves atop some flotsam just to be awoken by the sound of some fisherman throwing fish guts for the sharks nearby. The putrid stench of brine and coagulated fish blood twisted Llaier’s stomach, so much that she proceeded to puke over the chunk of ship that she floated upon over night. Soaked and filthied she kicked her legs through the water to propel herself towards the shore until she could climb up onto the sand and rocks beneath the boards of docks. Parts of her outfit had been burned, but it was intact enough to wear into town, at least to the point that she could find a seamstress to sew some colorful off-color patchwork onto it. But that could wait... there were more pressing matters at hand, like where she was?

She dusted the muddied sand and loose pebbles from her knees and kicked some loose debris off her waterlogged boots. To look like a mess was par for the course with Llaier, but dirty? That wasn't something she wanted attached to her reputation. It seemed that the Madman had delivered her somewhere that she had not expected, but whether it would lead her towards what she was looking for wasn’t something she could control.

“Know where we are?” She asked out loud.

“No we don't.”

“Perfect! I love the unknown.” She replied to the voice in her head.

Llaier climbed, straddled, and stepped up until her soaked soles pressed down onto the salted oaken boards. She stood there, taking in the ocean breeze behind that strange mask and drawing in a deep breath before sighing it out. Alive to see another day. Alive to paint smiles onto stiff faces and spark flame within lost souls… or just find some fun? Her strange silhouette caught the gaze of many of these fishermen, dockworkers, and sailors waiting for their time to embark out onto the blue. But only one of them was brave enough to approach her.

”Forebears, you’re a frightening thing to crawl out from the ocean aren’t you?” The gray bearded redguard brazenly remarked with a gold-toothed smile.

Frightening? That’s quite the compliment. Where are we?” The masked jester tilted her head and stepped towards the man, forgoing personal boundaries to inspect the man closely.

”Port Hunding, why?” The redguard’s scrutinizing eyes squinted at the masked stranger, and he backpedaled as she drew closer to him.

“I’m looking for something dark, mysterious, and powerful. Would you happen to know where a fool like me could find such things?…”

”Weh— well that sort of stuff is above a fisher like me, strange one. But you would have better luck asking around the more flamboyant, socialite types, nobles and those ilk.” He stiffened up and scratched the back of his head, running calloused fingers through black and silver curls.

“That’s all I needed to know, thank you kind stranger.” Llaier arches forward towards the old man and stands on her tippy toes. Her mask closes the distance, swiftly drawing closer to his face with her own until it touches the redguard’s scraggly cheek… and then a smacking of lips can be heard behind the mask in some strange faux kiss of his cheek.

And with her thanks given, she raises both her hands overhead before bending backward and hopping to perform an effortless backflip, swooshing through the air and in the opposite direction. At first she’d land on her hands, and then the next flip her feet, and then hands again, until she was quite some distance from the helpful fisherman. Once she was on the main footroad that serpentined through the markets and housing strips she’d return to a normal stride, glancing aboutst the new sights and faces of the Port. She wasn’t sure where this wealthy district was, but she’s watch for gaudy dresses or men with greased hair or fancy hats to follow deeper into the hustle and bustle of colorful faces that called this place their home.



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