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I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
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27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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To be fair, Jub has kind of gone from "This kenku is terrible, picking on these poor innocent carnival folk" to "Well, maybe Mr Witch and Mr Light were asking for it, the sneaky bastards".

Don't know if Brutrumukk feels the same though xP


Let's put it this way: Where once there was only one name on Brutrumukk's list, now there are three.
Brutrumukk


"My name's Brutrumukk." The bugbear introduced himself to Gabriel. "I'm also known 'round these parts as the Spirt o' the Snorin' Stone. The people from the village call me a Fork 'Ero or somethin'. Can't exactly remember what the first word is all the time. But I do know they say I'm a good sort. They come to me whenever they 'ave problem what no one else can 'elp with, an' then they pay me to solve that problem fer 'em."

After the introductions were done, Brutrumukk looked around and scratched his head as they walked through the carnival once more. "So we gotta make people 'appy then." Brutrumukk said. "Any ideas fer where we should start lookin'?"
True, though didn't most of that happen so he could be left alone by the villagers?


It started out like that. But then the villagers started bribing him to help them with stuff. If I recall correctly, being helped makes people happy.
I'm just picturing Brut walking past people yelling at them to be happy in a rather Intimidation way.
Have you forgotten that Brutrumukk is a Folk Hero? He has a lot more experience in this matter than you'd expect.

The question still stands for you guys: Where in the carnival are you three headed to? ^^"
Wherever opportunities to spread happiness can be found.
What have we unleashed upon this carnival...


A trio of level one PCs with good intentions.
@rush99999@XxFellsingxX Are you two ready to spread some cheer with a little...


"FUCK YEAH!"
Brutrumukk


When Brutrumukk grinned eagerly when Jub said his plan sounded good. "Right then. Let's get to work." Brutrumukk said before addressing all present. "Jub an' I are gonna go make people 'appy. We'll see you lot whenever an' wherever they're crownin' the King o' the Carnival." With that said, Brutrumukk headed off with Jub on his shoulder to go looking for ways to make people happy.
Brutrumukk


Since no one seemed interested in handling things the easy way, Brutrumukk quickly lost interest in the conversation. As one of the others accused Burly of being untrustworthy, Brutrumukk looked to Jub and spoke in goblin. "Wanna go spread some cheer?" He asked the goblin wizard perched on his shoulder. "Seein' 'ow we already got a good start on that, I figure we'll 'ave the best chance o' bein' crowned if we keep on makin' folks 'appy."
Brutrumukk


"Or we could just 'ead back into that wagon an' beat what we wanna know out of 'em." Brutrumukk suggested again. "Seems to me like that would be a lot easier an' a lot faster than snoopin' 'round some 'All of Illusions. A lot more trustworthy too. What if all we find in that 'All is some Illusion what only shows us what we wanna see rather than what we need to find? I've never 'ad that problem when I just tell people to spill an' punch 'em 'til they do."
So what balloon animals has Thaco made for the party? Brutrumukk asked for a tarrasque.
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