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So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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Brutrumukk


When the Wisps handed over the trinkets, Brutrumukk insisted on having both the silver mirror and the silver pinecone for his treasure sack. After he got that, the bugbear tuned out until the scent of Telemy Hill's sweet-smelling fruit brought him back to his senses just in time to hear Gabriel's question. "If I 'ad to take a wild guess, probably somewhere along that path." Brutrumukk said while gesturing towards the long path winding up the hill towards the keyhole shaped cave near the summit. "Either way, I'm gonna go find out what's smellin' so tasty 'round 'ere. Don't wait up." With that said, Brutrumukk went off in search of food.
Er…

The stomp thing was directed to Aura, not Hawk. ^^”


...Oh yeah. I totally knew that. I was just testing your memory. Yes, this was all because I wanted to test your memory and most certainly not because I misread the post. Well done for passing the test. I will edit my post now.
"Is, err, that supposed to happen?" Flicker asked as the potion's side-effects began to kick in.

"Of course that supposed to happen." Mixer confirmed with a dismissive wave of her hand, not bothering to look up from her work. "How else you know magic working?"

"Wow! You guys weren't kidding when you called it a Zing! That was...Zing-y! Very Zing-y!" Cascade commented once she was done screaming lightning into the sky.

This time, Mixer did look up from her work. "Oh thank you!" Mixer said happily. "Always nice know someone appreciates goblin work." The other two goblins working nearby were quick to voice their agreement with Mixer's statement as well.

"Should I send Hawk to see if he can get a good look at the numbers of the enemy?" Aura asked the party before turning to look at Hawk. "Would you be up for that buddy? Might be dangerous, I might have to summon you back afterward."

Hark cocked his head at her while telepathically communicating his confusion as to why he would ask if he'd be up for something dangerous. Of course he'd be up for something dangerous! Hawk was always up for something dangerous! Hawk and Aura then spent the next few moments going over the specifics of what Hawk was to keep an eye out for, only stopping when Cascade walked over and asked her questions about Hawk, eventually asking Aura to stomp her foot thrice if she needed help. Hawk was unsure of what Cascade had just said due to her whispering and covering her mouth. So he looked back at Aura in the hope that she had answers.

Meanwhile, Jørmund's reaction to his dose of Zing got Flicker questioning again. "Do you have a list of side-effects on that bottle? If you don't, you probably might want to look into that." Flicker said with his hands raised in a placating gesture. "I'm not meaning to offend, just... think it would be a good idea. For your business."

"Tried once. Failed." Mixer explained. "Too many magic things to count. List paper too small. Magic things not bad bad though... Usually... Just don't drink Zing bottle instead of sleeping more than three times and you be fine."
That's actually a good question...


A good question indeed. Unfortunately there is no easy way to get the answer.

I'll tell you what question does have an answer that is easy to get though. How does Skobeloff pay his rent? And the answer is that he pays it like this.

Here is my character.

@Lurking Krog

It lasts longer.
@Guardian Angel Haruki
When Cascade drank her bottle of Zing, the taste was electrifying. A few moments after finishing the concoction, Cascade felt compelled to throw her head back and open her mouth wide, allowing three bolts of lightning to leap clear of her throat and soar off into the clouds. Thirty seconds later, Cascade began to feel like she had just gotten a full night's rest. Just as the sign had promised.

@Lurking Krog
When Jørmund drank his bottle of Zing, the taste was something he could only describe as hatred given liquid form. Shortly after Cascade's light show, Jørmund noticed movement out of the corner of his eye. Turning to look at this movement would reveal a spectral figure of someone very familiar to Jørmund. Haraldr Flat Nose stood ten feet away from Jørmund. His ethereal visage glaring at the earth genasi silently yet murderously. Despite his seemingly noticeable appearance and the fact that he made no effort to hide, Haraldr seemed to go completely unnoticed by anyone other than Jørmund. Thirty seconds later, Jørmund began to feel like he had just gotten a full night's rest. Just as the sign had promised.

@LostDestiny
When Aura drank her bottle of Zing, she couldn't quite find the words to describe the taste of the brew. And while she was somehow 100% certain that something had happened after drinking the potion, there was no way Aura or anyone else could tell what the effect was. Thirty seconds later, Aura began to feel like she had just gotten a full night's rest. Just as the sign had promised.

@XxFellsingxX @Birdboy
"Oh fuck off!" One of the goblins barked out in response to Flicker's words. "You know how hard common writing?! Almost hard as guessing if you man-thing or woman-thing!" The goblin then rounded on Rala. "And why bad if goblin make Zing?! Mixer good mixer! You think you do better than Mixer?! HA! Mixer like see you try! Mixer laugh when you mess up!"

The simic hybrid, her attention having been caught by the fuss Mixer was kicking up, turned toward the potion table and called out. "Mixer! Calm down!" The hybrid ordered. "And whoever riled her up to begin with, stop it! We have enough to deal with as is! We don't need anyone causing more problems right now!"

As the hybrid turned back to what she was doing, Mixer returned to her own work while muttering to herself in goblin.

Brutrumukk


"What in the...?" Brutrumukk said in a manner that signified the bugbear's unsurety regarding how he should feel about one of the Wisps just passing straight through him. He did enjoy the feeling of power that had left him with though, so he didn't complain.

When once everyone else had either agreed or abstained from making the promise in exchange for the boon, and the Wisps had answered everyone else's questions, Brutrumukk spoke up again. "Before we 'ead off, I got one more question." The bugbear stated. "Do any o' you lot know where we can find any alley corn? Or anyone folks call the Doormat Queen what might be trapped somewhere? Before we came to this place, a pair o' clowns told us we 'ad to "Find the alley corn an' free the Doormat Queen as last!"... Whatever that means."
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