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2 days ago
Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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27 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
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BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@Dark Cloud
There ya go!
Skobeloff


Skobeloff looked at the twins and smiled reassuringly before looking back at Fogdance and nodding in acceptance of her request. "Moons as my witness, I promise to never talk about anything you tell us in this room." Skobeloff vowed.
Oh come on that's hilarious.


It is, but it's also rather off topic. To get the laughs, you must post a D&D meme. Like so...
@Guardian Angel Haruki
"Grace! I hope I've found you in good spirits tonight, child." Mr. Dialtone's cheery voice greeted you from within the receiver. "I need to cash in your Debt. Did you catch the headlines on Awareness Radio earlier? Ol' Edward Farley bein' done wrong by someone in the City Council? Well he ain't about to take that lyin' down. And I can only do so much from in here, so I need somebody to lend a hand from out there. Reckon you could be that somebody?"

@XxFellsingxX
"I doubt lifting prints from those cards would help." Trinity tells you with a shrug. "This looks like the Trader's work. Faeries don't leave fingerprints. Do your thing, Kendra."

@RBYDark
A portal appears in the living room doorway, the music now sounding like it stems from the portal rather than everywhere and nowhere at the same time. After that, it doesn't take long for the musicians to start manifesting. They march into the living room out of thin air, playing their music loud and proud. Once they have all walked through the portal, the musicians sort themselves into two lines that form a walkway between the portal and you.

The music then begins to build and build as the sigil of Paimon appears on the surface of the portal. Then, as the music reaches its crescendo, a crowned dromedary camel steps into the living room, the King of the West riding upon its back. The camel moves along the walk way at a relaxed pace as its rider lounges on its back and enjoys the music. As always, King Paimon is as ostentatious as he is beautiful.

The camel stops as it reaches you, its arrival coinciding perfectly with the end of the musicians' song. Paimon looks down upon you then and speaks. "Ni, Paimon, Cin j'ez harl Klith mej Av Ith'mab Egjeth ez Lucifer, glevjixel ao pafrel ilgwej, Mitra Singh!" The King of the West exclaims in joyous greeting. As always, he arrives speaking in his native language, and will continue to do so until told to speak plain.
Mission accomplished! Also...

With that said, a list of preferred classes can help the DM provide opportunities for the PC accordingly.


I thought I had responded to this before, but apparently I did not. So I shall do to now.

You may notice that I have at least a 13 in all ability scores. And you may recall that in order to multiclass into another class, certain ability scores depending on the class need to be at least 13... need I say more?
As introductions commenced, the former old man opened his mouth to speak his own name. He paused before he began speaking though. Then he closed his mouth and began rubbing at his forehead in confusion as others introduced themselves around him. He couldn't remember his name. No matter how hard he tried. No matter what part of his memory he combed in search of it. He could not for the live of him recall what his name was. 'How strange.' The former old man thought to himself. 'You would think something that has been with you your entire life would be easy to remember. Although...' He looked around. Much like how he couldn't remember his name, he found that he couldn't remember much of what had come before either. But he was certain it wasn't anything like this. And on top of that, the short, startled, staring man who called himself Marbess Kerfluffle had described Reincarnation as being born again in a new life. 'If this is a new life. Then perhaps a new name is in order. But what to call myself...' The hand moved from confusedly rubbing the man's forehead to resting against his chin as he mulled over what name he would go by in this new life he now lived.
@RBYDark

If that's what you consider to be short, I shudder to imagine what long is to you. Either way, your post is fine. No need to change anything.

Also, don't worry about not finding anything in your research. Totems of Prey were something I just made up on the spot, so you aren't missing out on any important mythological context.
Sorry for taking so long. I'll try to get something up before the end of tomorrow.
@XxFellsingxX

Something has just occurred to me. We get friendship gems when we exemplify another character's virtue, yes? And Shieldwing's virtue is bravery, yes? Well I don't know about you, but I think Skobeloff going off on his own the way he did was a pretty good example of bravery.
@Guardian Angel Haruki
Just so you know, Kendra, Aliss, and Trinity are actually in the apartment right now.

@Candykane
Sorry if all of these corrections are getting annoying. Nephren-ka is good though. I actually think the whole egyptian mummy concept is actually quite an interesting idea.

@XxFellsingxX
The cards are indeed interesting objects. As a rule of thumb, anything I directly mention the presence of is an interesting object.
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