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The 'Explain The Appeal Of......' Thread

@tanderbolt

It reminds of the vending machine channels except those are cool as shit and interesting and this is an elevator. I guess when you start so low on the mundane spectrum......you can only go up.

Ba dum tish.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

When you REALLY want to write but your head feels like a book that some guy decided to flick the pages like a paper animation and you can't focus.

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Smiley had wandered in and out of the alleyways and buildings in the shadow of the warriors, their brisk movements were matched by his own despite the occasional struggle to move effectively with two zombies grabbing around in his bloated mouth. His cheeks expanded like a hamster when they got to the garage and with that vomited out two excited corpses that shambled to their feet as they dripped in various spittle and gore at the entrance of the compound. Smiley reduced himself to a puddle, leaking under a car to observe their movements.

As they left the zombies he vomited up started to move in. Clumsily clambering forth towards the only existence of prey in the area. The dripping duo moved towards the machine without care or caution. The curious grin crawled out of the car underbelly, lifted his head up to look at the couple lagging behind the rest of the group and started to casually slide forth in as worm like leech with a smile over and then under another car at the edge of the car park exit.

"Keep the hell away from me!" He screamed out and then spat a loud, clanging dagger from the depths of his gullet. It ejected so fast that it made a thundering bang against the hollow side of the car.

and in return the car started to scream in a alarm. Smiley stuttered in a stationary rotation at the sudden panic he accidentally created and then moved under the belly of another jeep. Hiding in the shadow as he watched the troops in the distance.

@Lugubrious

The Crucible - Winner Take All

Posting tonight. Sorry about the hold up. I ain't ever been down like this so I'm still climbing the stairs. I'll drink some coffee or something but I'll mtoherfucking. move my ass like a dancer in a rap video to get that post up tonight somehow.

The 'Explain The Appeal Of......' Thread

I think one of the only legit "explain the appeal" questions I have is one I sort of have an answer for.

But I'm going to voice it anyway for posting sake.

How come so many people like Harry Potter.( Heads up, kindred. Spoilers like fuck)

I mean. I love it all for my reasons but when you really look at the series they are filled with plot holes, especially when you think chronologically. Things are simply PLZ NERF TOO OP stop existing. The philosophers stone which apparently grants immortality-I may be mistaken. It's been AGEs since I watched one- but somehow dumbledore can't get his hand on it to save himself.

That guy who took that juice to turn himself into old curse your to cuck, 1 one eye chuckle fuck who wasn't spotted on that map that tells anyone who they are. Keep in mind, peter was detected by the map as a rat. So, unless it was directly stated-or at least generally hinted at- there is no reason we assumed it wouldn't work.

Or the time fuckery. A kid can get a hold of some time 69'er for class work but the dark lord can't get this shit to go back in time and just hit babby harry with a bat?

This is over stepping also that Hermonie is pretty much a sue. She's a perfect wizard and student and all her issues seem to be derived from external sources like her lineage or her friends being douches. Ron pretty much has NO-well, ok maybe a bit- character development until the last movie. I did read the books way back and she may of fixed that in them but...that was like in my early teens. So give me some slack guys.

I feel like. All these characters really needed some sort of internal crisis. Rons crisis of being a failure was always shadowed but never happend...The rivalry between harry and malphory seemed like it should of had a head but petered off in the movies in effectively a back break up in a bathroom, which was a bit anti-climatic for all their years. I don't know about others but my feelings don't work like that...even hate requires an investment. Hermonie was BEGGING for a opposite of RON crisis where she realizes she can't study for every problem. One again something was HINTED and implied to come with her divination class failure...but she got a bit haughty and it was never visited again.

Harry Potter has a really fun world for individual episodes/movies but when you start combining all the shit it turns unstable really fast. In one sense...who gives a shit...I'll take chronological plot holes if they are sacrificed for a fun world...but once you see them it's like waking up and finding out half the memories you had with your buds are plagued with sudden flash outs.

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@OfWindAndRain

Shit. Syrup that surprise, sugar.

I ain't got no buckerinos for a new image imaginer so it might take me a couple of moons or two to get a motherfucking. contraption to capture my casper.

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Is it ok if I describe what I look like, kindred. My camera is more broken than crystallized caramel.

Description of me

I wear copious amounts of motherfucking treasure. My brain dissector says I like have some sort of Coding error. I dunno.

I wear grills, golden teeth covers all that go all over my clam crunchers. I want crowns but I'm poor as fuck.

An eye patch- I can't remember when that started, honestly. Must be a blind spot in my memory folder-

A monocle - I actually need this. I'm far sighted. Like, really far sighted in reading. Like. Seriously I can't even read menus from like 7 feet away even if the letters are big. I'm basically, motherfucking. Velma if she were a dude and had style, I mean-

A Waist jacket.

I stripe my hair red at the tip.

Also I'm white and have brown hair.

A day jacket of some sort. I used to sew two together to make like..two face like colors but I ended up losing a tooth over a fight over it. But that's cool because that how I learned I wanted some gold glowers when I lost my tooth.

I used to wear a cape when I was younger but some fucker with a fierce fury tried to strangle me with it in the playground. Of course, it wasn't like a real cape. It was a blanket I put big ass hole in a clamp at the front. Sometimes I substitute all my shit with a poncho.

Gloves and some light up sneakers.

Some folks are like...brother...ain't you all anxious about the audible hilarity by the ordinary audience. but you know...when I dressed normally enough. People laughed at me. When I dress fancy, people laugh at you. Respect don't come from what you wear, camouflage does.

I mean. How many motherfucking. men and mutants are on the internet that look normal as shit but are mocked and married to some across the globe gigglers. We're all someone joke brothers. So standards don't matter when they are more gooey than goosebumps props.

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@Lugubrious

Sorry brother. I got a bit down in the dungeon of. motherfucking. darkness. and between that and some shit on the side the tunnel didn't shed a lot of light for my side servings.

I'll post soon.

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@Lady Selune

Shit. I'm going to be honest, sister. I got sort of depressed then distracted. But shit. If the audience is still attending I won't let it die. Just let me grab my goolies and get the coolies growing.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

When personal shit gets in on RPs. That sucks. Like, you. try to be Amy in the army about it and play blacksmith to the emotions. but those emotions always get past the purity test and petrify the posting pleasure.