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Sir Lurksalot male Member

STATUS: I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me. 3 yrs ago
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3 yrs ago
Current I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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3 yrs ago
"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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3 yrs ago
Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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4 yrs ago
And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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4 yrs ago
Boneless wings are overrated.

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In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@ZekariVoblis

This has the makings of a buddy-cop movie, I swear...
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Sir Lurksalot>

And Ease just sitting there with a 5 o clock shadow filled with alcohol and blond hair with more knots than a boat.


ANTI-BISHOUNEN UNITED.

In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
>All these characters with their beautiful faces and soft, magnificent locks of hair.
>Duncan just sittin' there with his bald-ass head, scars and muscles growing more and more irate by the second.

This image pleases me.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Spriggs27
Well, upside is my night suddenly got less boring.

Downside, it's because there's a broken rail and I now hate my life.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@FamishedPants
Eh, can't complain. On night shift starting tonight, though, so that's a thing.

They also made me shave my glorious ginger beard for some dumb respirator course I already had, so I've now got this whole baby-face thing going on.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Uh...Why are me and Lurksalot tagged? We aren't anywhere near Vesta's manor.


>Implying I am not everywhere at once, like some kinda deranged Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

Edit: On another note, I just paid fifty bucks on steam for a game that never stops loading. Apparently being omnipresent doesn't preclude me from being omnistupid.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@ZekariVoblis
I'd assume Avery'd be too busy trying to dislodge Vesta's foot from his own ass to remember us tavern-goers. <_<
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Bishop
The sword which Mithril owns? I think Maria had it last didn't she?


Nah, Mithril took it back and made Aleph into a kebob pretty quick after that.
In Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Zelosse
Shit, I'm on a double-post spree as late.

But anyway, isn't all the girl-on-girl flesh-kneading happening within the Celestia compound and not the bar? o_o
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