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3 yrs ago
Just found out my left kidney wasn't done and decided I needed to deal with a second stone before I even passed the first one.
3 yrs ago
Kidney stone blocking the ureter...yay...thankfully only 4mm so it don't need surgery, just some meds. But that pain I felt is certainly not an ideal way to wake up.
4 yrs ago
Lightly fried fish fillets
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6 yrs ago
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain
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6 yrs ago
i.imgur.com/Zki6LEk.gif < Accurate depiction of me right now after getting on RPG today.
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Posts? o 3o
The15thSpycrab said
One question. The first post said our mission was to board one of their battleships. What exactly are we supposed to do on the battleship?


Better question. We were supposed to board a battleship. Why did we board a destroyer?
Jasonhero said
Its so tempting to make Jason get angry over Pixie's 'trophy' comment and just punch her in the face xD.


Would be an interesting way to start a fight :3
(Granted he says something emotionally fueled before punching o 3o)
Pixie laughed hysterically, once she calmed down she spoke "You. You're funny. Gave me a good laugh. One I haven't had for about 2 years now." She placed a hand on the barrel of Jason's gun. "But I hope you aren't seriously trying to threaten me." she said as a buzz came from the hall and a mechanical insect, about the size of a basket ball, flew in. It hovered over Pixie "Cthulhu eh? I have to guess he's not shared information regarding me, or did he? Hard to tell as all you've done is point a gun at me, and given me death threats."

Shroedinger entered the room, the door closing behind her. Her sword was drawn and in a readied position. "She's a high threat Saber 1, heavily augmented by the Grüt. Chances are, we aren't going to come out of a fight with her without some damage"

Pixie looked at Shroedinger, keeping Jason in her peripherals. "A female, an android female at that. I can tell because for how pale you are, I see no veins. As well as how rigid a pose you can hold, and the unnatural the color of your eyes. Built to look like one of the ideal female bodies that some men look for. I'd almost say you were made to be some mans trophy and not a soldier."
Pixie sighed, her head in her palm. "Such a useless bunch you all are" she said as she kicked it back in with equal force along with the door. "I'm terribly sorry for the lack of intelligence those things posses. You're skills a rather wasted fighting them, never understood why the masters are allied with them, not even good as brutes." She said as she slowly walked into the room, walking over any dead bodies in her way. "So, tell me. What is it you plan to accomplish when you take this vessel?" her gaze fixated on Jason. She then eyed the red headed girl "Hay there cutie, I had hoped you wouldn't be leaving so soon. We didn't even get to have 'fun'."
Jasonhero said
Somebody gonna post?


Yes.
Please.
Pl0x.
Post.
Someone.
Pl0x.
Please.
4 days since last post.
Post Pl0x.
Post nao?
Pl0x pl0x pl0x pl0x pl0x.
Jasonhero said WHO'S GETTING DESTINY AND ON WHAT SYSTEM?


I'm not really excited for Destiny :/
Shroedinger spun Zephyr around and flew into the hanger. "Took ya long enough" she said jokingly to Jason. Unaware that he was fighting an enemy. Once she was landed using magnetic landing gear, she got out and ran to the door for hanger control. She'd wait till the hanger pressurized again before opening the door. She wasn't about to risk Jason suddenly getting suffocated. She pressed her ear to the door, and heard fighting, and was confident Jason would win, he had to or else this whole operation would have to take a massive detour.
Sirens began wailing, making Pixie more determined to slow them down before she made her own leave. She realized this ship was lost and no point at stopping them permanently, but slowing them down would help. In case they had planned to use this ship to get attack 'it' next. She didn't even know what 'it' was, command wasn't really open to share details. But she did have an idea on what it did, and wanted to make sure it was able to. She got to a door leading to the hanger control room (A different one from Shroedinger) and heard fighting inside "One of those lizards is fighting them, they're tough bastards, I'll give them that." she clicked on a personal comm "Did the teams make it out?" "Yes, we are heading towards the designated cruiser, will it be safe when the operation hits its next stage?" "Yes, its in the list of ships to retreat to a safe distance" "Roger" "I'll see you on it shortly, I'm going to delay this infiltration group, don't need them attempting to attack it. End" the comms cut, and she waited for the fight to end. Whether or not the lizard won would remain to be seen.
The15thSpycrab said
Unless you want more filler posts from me, you can assume Yelgir is flying around shooting stuff until Jason gets the hanger open, or until something changes.


I can assume that very well o 3o.
Shroedinger's post was meant to be filler as well.
Tries having a meaningful conversation in a game about how games are a medium for everyone to communicate and have fun with a guy who thinks otherwise. And someone else rolls in with a completely irrelevant comment. Gotta love the gaming community :l
"Consider those gnats already dead" Shroedinger said as she brought Zephyr around and locked onto all 3 enemies chasing Thor. Firing missiles as each lock was secured, the missiles making it to their targets quickly and taking them out. "Alright Saber 3, you're in the clear now."
"Its beautiful" Pixie said as she looked out at the conflict "So beautiful, it's a shame that beautiful battles like this will disappear once this pathetic Haven alliance is dealt with." she said with a sigh. "Oh well, can't be helped. I should go see if these lizards have done anything about the hull breech." She walked out of the observation platform, and found herself greeted by one. "You have something to report?" It nodded. "On with it then." "We have an intruder" Pixie's face shot from her happy expression to one of anger. "There's a WHAT?!" "We tri-" "No, you didn't!" She hit him in the head "Now go and actually stop him. I'd prefer him alive, hadn't had a good human subject in a long time, and this one sounds of worth." It nodded and ran off. Pixie sighed again, except this sigh was bigger and drawn out "Sometimes, I wonder why they're even allowed to speak directly to me, I'd rather have one of he Grüt report to me. At least they'd make sure to report good news....most of the time, but they wouldn't report something petty like this when they could be doing something about it."

Pixie walked back into the observation room and swiped her hand over a table, the table lighting up with holographic buttons. She entered a few digits into the console, and a voice immediately responded "Yes?" Pix crossed her arms "Prepare teams for exfil of this vessel, I'm not trusting these lizards to stop the intruder, and I'm not going to lose a single member. I'll contact a nearby cruiser to be a temporary base of operations until we get back to the shipyard" "Roger, I assume you will be leaving as well?" "Yes, I will make my preparations now. End." The comm link cut out. She looked back out at the battle "Soon, they will see a creation that they never would have thought I could build." She then spun on her heels and walked out of the observation deck. "But in the mean time, lets give him a little show."
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