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Oh my goodness I hate you all. Seth, I hope you're at least trying to kill both of us and not just me, and if so, try and work with me while you do it. *A field of countless complex vectors surrounds you both, passing rapidly in all directions and fluctuating between levels of complexity* Move even an inch and whatever body part you move will get shredded. So why don't we parley?


*Remains still*
Ma'at, you think very... one-dimensionally.
*Darkness expands to the size the light was earlier*
I figured that you would understand how to gather information before jumping into the fray. But instead, you're woefully unprepared.
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*The light moves away from me*

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*Transfers all effects of the force to you*


*Lifts my hand up and a three dimensional shadow falls over us, snuffing out the light*
This is even better than I thought.
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Oh my goodness, you're so angsty. *The light avoids me* Both of you. Get over yourselves.


Perfect.
*The light appears in any location where it is not without moving*
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*Watches carefully* Right. If I wanted an answer I shouldn't have attacked you. Ugh.

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*Before you touch my head powerful, concentrated explosions occur between your hands and my head, touching only you and avoiding me* It's an exceptionally inefficient one.


*Looks up for a moment*
I see now...
*A blinding white sphere of light grows and consumes everything in the area*
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Okay, fine. I'll bite. What are you going to do if you kill us? What's the point? *While speaking, analyses what's going on on several dimensional levels to figure out what you're doing*

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I just can't please you, can I? *The antimatter shoots off to the side, into other matter* If you have a plan, I'm all ears, but killing me isn't going to help.


*Forms out of antimatter behind you and grabs your head*
Killing you is the plan.
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Then I'll just have to make it more complicated, won't I? *Keeps both of our bodies intact and freezes your brain*


*A wave of antimatter approaches you*
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... *Narrows my eyes*


*Counters the sphere with antimatter*
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I can do both of those things exactly as easily as you can. If we keep on with that, it'll be an endless game of cat and other cat.


But unfortunately, you're a kitten.
*Decreases all heat on and around you to zero*
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*Just before the particles of the meteor can displace my own, I adjust its location to pummel Accelerator instead; the force of the rest of the meteors is dispersed* I'm still not seeing where the whole "not being predictable" thing comes into play.


*They disappear when they get near me*
You're a scientist, Ma'at. You should know that acceleration toward the speed of light begins to warp spacetime.
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*The force is summarily dispersed* Oh, that's new. Try that again, huh?


*The same meteor crashes into you from all sides, including from within*
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