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    1. Strange Rodent 6 yrs ago

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5 yrs ago
Current You couldn't even imagine it...
5 yrs ago
Why does saying "I love you" have to have so many romantic connotations? There are so many people I love in a way seperate from anything romantic. <3
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5 yrs ago
I'm fucking back with a fucking vengeance, I just wish I had some wine
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5 yrs ago
Bourbon and tea is a good idea
5 yrs ago
He's made of bones, he's made of blood, he's made of flesh, he's made of love. He's made of you, he's made of me. UNITY!

Bio

A thing that will die after eating rat poison

But really, a guy that likes to RP. Not too keen on sharing personal info in my bio, but after I get to know you, I may open up a bit more in regards to certain things.

I have been roleplaying for most of my life, but forum RP is newer to me than tabletop. I wanted something to do to kill time without putting wayyyy too many hours into Dark Souls 3.

I love music, historical fencing and re enactment, making shit, and just being cool with people. Talk any of these things with me, and you'll be cool with me. I have very strong thoughts on sandwiches. Ask if you dare.

Here's a list of cool people from this site that are just cool people that I enjoy talking with, and a quote from each of them. In no particular order, here they are:

@Goldeagle1221
"What the shit?"

@TheGrundlesnart
"Don't quote me."

@MissCapnCrunch
"Rodent is a little shit, I want to beat him up but in the most loving way"

@Rultaos
"If you're feeling unimportant, always remember that every protagonist was an NPC before their most important story began"

@iTem
"haha yeah"

@Sirkaithethird
"I'm just running an aux through my amp, Playing Van Halen at 05:50"

And that's that. There's not much else I feel like saying. Here's a list of bands I like (to be made soon)

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Heavy breaths, pounding heartbeats, restless legs, a hard thing pressed against a back. A small box clutched to a breast. Tears -no sobbing-, no moving, nothing.

This is how a night of battle was spent by a young student who has never seen death.

Shaking hands fiddled with the clasp on the box. It opened. Practiced hands unstoppered a small vial, ready to assemble a recipe that has been mixed hundreds of times. Clearoil, sulfur, flashrock, and a pinch of salt.
The vial heats up as a small flame grows inside, illuminating the small crawlspace between her room and her master's room. The box was a dull red and small, about the size of her chest. The flame grew brighter.
It was a simple recipe, which was why it was the first she learned. Muddling the ratios only caused it to burn more quickly, or not at all. That's why she'd been able to do it in the dark.

She took a moment to listen. Perhaps she should've done this before mixing a lamp? Oh well, too late now, she thought. You couldn't put this fire out. Or, rather, you shouldn't. Stoppering the vial would cause it to explode rather than suffocating it.
She heard nothing, so she opened the crawlspace on her side, and crawled out, reaching back in for the box and the lamp.

The study was surprisingly neat, by the standards of a besieged city. One of the advantages of being rather difficult to find. It was where she spent most of her time, either learning or sleeping at the desk. More than one book had been nearly ruined by drool.
The only thing that was out of place was a small note perched lightly on the open pages of the book she was currently studying. It was marked with her Master's seal.
It came to her attention that her whole body was shaking now. She nearly dropped the lamp. In a hurry, she sat at the desk, forgoing placing the lamp in its right place, and instead using it to melt the wax of the seal, as her Master had taught her. No sense in wasting good wax. She opened it, smoothing it out on the desk with her paperweights. She had to, her hands were shaking so much that she couldn't read it if she held it.

Dear Monika,

Due to a development last night, I've had to leave on orders. I apologise for not telling you this in person, it could have endangered you.
As I will not be around to teach you, you are permitted to enter my study and take the following books:
The Humors; A Word On Ailments
The Fundamental Concepts
Brief Discussion on the Paradoxes of Minerals
The Compendium of Flora
A Treatise on Alchemy With a Philisophical Dialogue
Luther's Encyclopedia
A Cautionary Tale

This collection should all expand on what you know. Except "The Fundamental Concepts," but one should always carry a copy of this.

Ever apologetic,
Master Georges Giacomo-Tussain


She folded the note neatly, attempting to compose herself, but she had so many questions and not enough answers. Why didn't he at least say goodbye? Where is he? Orders? From who?

Is he dead?

A raw and shrill scream cut through the morning air. The first sound she had made in hours.

"Help! Please someone help! Please oh please, what's happening? Heeeeelp!"
I'm gonna jump in. You all seem chill and I love the typical low fantasy setting.

Seems we're all good on warrior types, so let's see what I can do outside of that ;)
Ahhahha, sorry about that

Can confirm I meant you could describe your character with more nerve
@alexfangtalon

Nerve 5 is wayyyy better than you describe, he should be nigh unbreakable. But apart from that, you're good. Just change it and put it through, don't worry about putting the change here, it's too small to make a huge difference :)
@Eviledd1984 we have room, but unfortunately due to story reasons, we aren't taking any more. You're welcome to stay around in case somebody drops though

@alexfangtalon the spread itself looks good, so I wouldn't be too concerned about changing numbers. I'd alter descriptions a little so he's better at what he's good at and worse at what he's bad at.
That's up to you though. You can change numbers around and I'll also be happy
@alexfangtalon

All is good! Except in stats.

It 4 is better than you describe. It's like.. minimum effort to get to the top of the class for int 4.

Soc 1 is worse than you describe. You would either actively rub people the wrong way, seize up, or shut down or something like that.

Nve 4 is probably alright but I'd let ya get away with more.

Accepted, so long as you change the stats to be a bit more appropriate to the numbers you chose :)
plenty of stuff for the cap and I to play with

Also, looks like you got it in just in time. Next event started, people.
@alexfangtalon

You seem to have a good track record for posting. Come up with a solid character before the next major event, and you're in :)

i'd say you have about a week or less before said event
Augie waved to Alice as she left the group for a moment. Maybe waving to someone when they went to the bathroom was the wrong thing to do, but who really cared who he waved to? He went around with the group after, taking up Bernie's offer of pizza. "A dollar a slice really is extortionate," he says, looking at the slice, "Like sure, it's going to prom, but geez man. Serve alcohol instead, make bank."

When Dazed and Confused came on, Augie recoiled slightly. He checked his phone slowly and confusedly, saying "This was meant to be as a slow song later, for couples or the like." He shrugs, "Guess time flies when you're having fun," he says, sitting down with the others.

Not long after, an unfamiliar face ran over, telling Rob that he's a dog, and mentioning the site. He raises an eyebrow at Rob, and, still not looking at the phone, yells some obscenities at the other guy. [i][color=A43333]Who is he to go speaking to people like that, while attempting to shame them in front of their friends...[/i]
But somewhere in the rush of anger spewing from Augie, he saw the other guy look at Ara rather oddly. Augie's eyes widened.
A swift stomp to the face would shut Key up for good.

"She said he," Avenue said. He stomped again. The way her teeth broke was oddly hypnotic, caving in like so many little pebbles. Were the pebbles to be covered in blood and being eaten. Or like oysters being broken open to find the slimy treasures inside: and that wasn't at all an inappropriate way to describe Key's face. Slimy. Blood and Mucus mingled with the sweat. Nothing had pooled yet, but there was no way it wouldn't.

Snap

"Oh that must- that must've been something,

That it was.

He had his suspicions, even after he had contacted Hope. She had never been... whatever that was... before. And now with Key declaring that 'he' had arrived, clearly contrasting Hope's femininity.

Crunch

Her skull went, and Avenue nearly tripped. Almost gingerly, he lifts his foot out, and calls out "Medic. Patch her skull- her skull up and carry her to Steelbird. The rest of you. Follow me, stay cl- stay close." He didn't know why he had decided to move, but he had. Maybe it had something to do with the Hope impersonator.

Regardless of reasoning, he marched. Like loyal dogs, his cult followed. Several medics carried Key's corpse on a small platform. They very well couldn't leave her behind, there were plans for her.
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