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I have been writing as a hobby for longer than you have been alive. I have been a regular member and roleplayer of no less than fourteen different online forums during that time (including the old RPG), five six eight of which no longer exist.

I was previously a regular on the Homestuck forums, but I became so sick of thread turnover there that I asked around and eventually found the Guild. Since joining, I have exclusively only participated in Advanced RPs. Before Mahz gave NRPs their own subforum, I used to be an NRP regular in the Advanced Subforum. I am a Guildfall survivor, and know/regularly write with a few others.

If you ask anybody who has written with me in previous RPs, they should tell you that I have a generally open schedule, I post regularly and in a timely fashion, and I never drop an RP once I join unless the thread dies. Some of them may tell you that I have extensive expertise within the realms of Biology, Psychology, and Physics, which I will make no effort to validate since there is no way I can provide hard proof of aforementioned alleged expertise to anybody over the internet (though I am happy to try and answer any questions you send my way).

My favorite fandom is the Myst franchise, which seemingly nobody other than me has ever heard of.

I was a Contest Moderator for the Writing Contests Subforum for just a little bit over two years. I wrote the Moderation Policy for that subforum and I ran a contest called the Twelve Labours; you can still go there and see all of them and the entries people wrote for them in the Contests Section and the Victory Archives.

I have been quadruple secret banned from the guild discord. That is not a joke.

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The First Labour


Appealed Winner:
Nobody is perfect! I tried really hard to make The Twelve Labours both interesting, and fair. However, I am perfectly open to criticism, suggestions, and ideas about how I should operate and maintain TTL policy and operations.

Exercise some courtesy and remain constructive, but otherwise: Let it rip.

This is not the place to discuss the contest in general, or participating in it. Go to the discussion thread for that.

Make sure you check the forum rules before proceeding.
The Twelve Labours
Nothing is more treacherous than idle chatter.
Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

Wait a minute, I never said that!
Andrew Ryan, Bioshock


I hereby dedicate this thread to discussion of all contests associated with The Twelve Labours in general. If you're looking to submit a contest entry, do /not/ post it here! PM it to @Terminal, and remember to include whether or not you want your work to remain anonymous (all submissions will only include their author if I am given explicit permission to do so).

Now, if you've already checked out the Rules for TTL, then you'll know that we insist on all submissions being freshly written for each contest, and that no plagiarism of any kind is involved. However, the entire point of The Twelve Labours is to see that writers both challenge and improve themselves. If you want to discuss your submission while you're writing it, look for help and/or troubleshooting, or otherwise talk about the contest or the submissions in general? Do it here.

Please note, this is not the place to post commentary or suggestions on policy for The Twelve Labours. Head to our feedback thread for that. However, feel perfectly free to ask questions of any nature here.

As a general notice: The Twelve Labours is currently looking for judges! As anybody who was aware of the numerous, lengthy entries for the first RPGC will know, reading, reviewing, and judging each entry takes a lot of time and effort. Even moreso here in The Twelve Labours, since we only have a judging period of three days! Yikes! So for the moment, I am looking for a small group of three to four individuals to join The Twelve Labours staff as official judges, to help read through and review submissions in a timely fashion. Please note, these openings are not for the faint-hearted, or those with already busy schedules. We will be expected to review anywhere up to several dozen lengthy submissions, fully and thoroughly, and then to pen reviews on each of them, all within three days. The process is extremely time and effort intensive, so do not apply for the positions unless you have time and effort to give. If you are still interested, contact @Terminal with your interest.

As a final reminder, please adhere to all forum rules.
Rules, Standards, and Conditions of the Twelve Labours


1. Jaffar's (left) thumb.

2. If you want to submit a review for any submitted stories, that is fine. Make sure to keep it constructive, and to follow all site rules. Be Fonz cool and keep any inevitable conflicts private.

3. You /may/ make an appeal if you feel your submission deserves to have won, but didn't. Please exercise some courtesy, and please do not make more than one appeal. Similarly, do not spam the discussion forum (or anywhere else) with innumerable complaints about who did or did not win.

5. All entries must be submitted by the deadline. No after-the-fact submissions, even during the judging period. Please bear in mind, there will be no deadline extensions whatsoever.

4. If you are not caught, Plagiarism is perceived as intelligence. If you are caught, you will be perceived as very very banned from all future contests, and a general notice of your Plagiarism will be sent to the RPGC staff, as well as the forum moderators, and posted in both the Writing Contest Discussion and Roleplaying Discussion subforums. Needless to say, don't do it.

6. All submissions should be stories which were written specifically for each contest at hand. Entries which are reposted from other contests will be tossed out without review or appeal.

7. All characters used in your submissions should be of your own devising and creation. You cannot use characters that are not yours. If your submission is based in a franchise setting (such as Harry Potter for example) you may only infer the presence and activities of canonical characters.

8. All standard and additional guild rules apply.

Have commentary on our policies, or suggestions? Visit the feedback thread.

Have questions? Contact @Terminal.

Want to become a judge for The Twelve Labours? Check out the Discussion thread.

Having problems with members of The Twelve Labours Staff, or other contestants? Get in touch with either @Terminal or the forum moderators.
The Twelve Labours

Hello, and welcome to the first entry in The Twelve Labours, a brand new writing contest alongside RPGC! As a little bit of a forward, I would like to issue a thanks to @mdk and the rest of the RPGC crew for being willing to work with me, helping to schedule our contests around each other. We both reached out and agreed to avoid a conflict of scheduling so that the people of the forum would not have to divide their attention between two great contests (Those of you who participated or voted in Inspired by a Song know just how much focus and time these eat up!). I would also like to thank @mahz, who offered to provide some technical assistance if necessary for the effort.

The Twelve Labours is intended to be much different to what those of you who were used to WotM in the Oldguild might be used to. For one thing, there is no voting, and there is no single winner! Instead, at the start of each contest, I will describe a challenge to be met. At the end of the contest, everyone who participated in the contest who managed to meet the criteria of the challenge while also adhering to a certain standard of quality expected of good storytelling is a winner! Wow!

Not to say I will be making things easy for anybody. The Twelve Labours, as a whole, is intended to challenge every participant as a writer and to push them outside of their comfort zone. Back before the Oldguild collapse, I had run several pilot sessions of The Twelve Labours in a private group called RPG Solace (Hello to any former members who might be out there). The results of those pilot sessions have led me to believe that most people will have more difficulty with the challenges than might be initially apparent. People even willingly submitted material they knew didn't meet the criteria of the challenge, because they couldn't do what the challenge specified (which is perfectly ok to do here as well. If you can't meet the challenge criteria but think the story should be seen anyway, submit it! You won't win anything, but we'll review it just like every other story).

As a general notice, please be aware that The Twelve Labours is intended to challenge writers, not to unhinge them. We will never present explicit or mature challenges. You can submit explicit and mature entries, but make sure you either follow the guild rules, or else post the story in a link offsite (any such stories will be specifically labeled as NSFW). This is reiterated in the basic Entry Rules below.

Also, each TTL challenge will be shorter than RPGC. Each submission period will LAST PRECISELY AND EXACTLY TWELVE DAYS, NO EXCEPTIONS, NO EXTENSIONS. There will follow a three day judging period in which I (and hopefully a few other judges, check out the discussion thread here for more details) will read every submitted story and determine whether it has passed the challenge criteria, as well as write a review for each. Since people are not voting on winning stories anymore, we can afford to have a shorter judging period! This all means that The Twelve Labours challenges will never take more than fifteen days! As of now, you can expect the next RPGC entry to be up on April 30th.
Entry Rules:

1. Jaffar's (left) thumb.
2. Follow the standard guild rules.
3. Obey the Dark Lord Sauron's rules as well (just to cover all the bases).
4. Follow MY rules too. Let it never be said we did not warn you.
5. Send your entry to @Terminal by April 30th.
6. Be sure to include whether or not you want your story to remain anonymous! I will add your name only if I am given your permission!
7. Any explicit/mature material must be kept off-site. I will only post links to them with NSFW notices.
8. I reserve the right to simply toss out any story if it doesn't possess a basic modicum of good sense and taste. Don't make me.
9. If your setting is borrowed from a franchise, make sure to include a disclaimer and credit the original inventor of the setting used.
Prizes:

Pending further developments by @mahz, the guild moderators, and the numerous contributors who are constantly attending to the site's functionality, every participant who submits an entry that clears the basic parameters of the challenge can win a cool forum title, as well as a trophy. In addition, we have a number of SECRET BONUS CHALLENGES, with any entry that meets their criteria having the chance to win additional trophies. These Bonus challenges are deliberately being kept secret in order to make sure everybody doesn't frame their stories in the same manner, but they will be revealed once the submission period has expired.

In addition, all winning entries will be saved to a public archive, a link to which will be permanently available in my signature! Winners will also be mentioned in the News section of the Guild. As a reminder, unless you specifically give me permission to include authorship of an entry, every posted story will remain anonymous.
The First Labour

"There is little difference between being invulnerable, and being indispensable."
Lord Vetinari, Discworld



So hey I posted, nothing too big or special, don't mind it, it's not like I just DROPPED THE EAR BOMB ON YOU ALL.

/me drops mic
“What the hell do you have to say for yourself, letting a child get a hold of your gun?!?”
Helen


"He walked into the pub with a limp, and those bloodstains soaking around his left knee and right shoulder were not present earlier. Judging by the state of his kit, he just came back from a mission after receiving haphazard triage."

Kuro was standing just at Helen's shoulder - she hadn't seen him coming out of the pub, but with all the smoke billowing out from the entrance that wasn't surprising. What was surprising was that Kuro had noticed such small details about Eli's person. His stance was relaxed and at ease, his expression still flat - his eyebrows though, were raised slightly as he peered at the bedraggled Eli.

"He has also had, from what I saw, at least five shots of Black Velvet in just as many minutes, and has been egregorecanting with his spirits extensively. Fatigued, injured, drunk, and distracted." He took a few steps to the side and walked around to face Helen as he spoke. "He is clearly in need of treatment, though that is going to have to wait." He lowered his voice considerably and leaned in, hissing his next words softly in a whisper that Helen only barely caught.

"The girl has pointed ears. The boy's hair is covering his too much to tell. We need to get them somewhere safe and out of sight before somebody else notices. What is your medical opinion on the matter?"
Do I have to drop a frag grenade to force people out of the building or something? :/
Not just that section of the post, but during the gathering as well. The priests briefly discuss every ship that has sailed through the Revenant Bights for the last year, and specifically mention The Azrac Sun at one point. That might help you put it together if the rest didn't do it for you.
@Rare, I have to ask, how big is the UK? I couldn't tell from reading the NS whether they were still isolated to a single system or whether they were a vast network of systems.
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