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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Maisy's life in a nutshell.
tfw you accidentally make a character that lives to be a walking shitpost.
Maisy was just minding her own business, mainly thinking about what kind of pictures she could take with her camera once she got it, before there was a pretty nice-sounding guy sitting beside her, and even talking to her. Social link go! Smiling, she adjusted her cap and says: "Hello there Mr. Winner." before extending her hand for a handshake. "Saw your "Action" Duel yesterday. Good work, but I think it needed a teeensy bit more flair. You know? I mean, you were fantastic, and super cool, and your eyes got all crazy like you just skull****ed someone. Good days, other than that. I made a ninja friend and learned that ninjas are real. And its totally okay to ask them if they actually ARE ninjas." she said all in one breath, before she inhaled deeply. Yup. That was totally concise, easy to follow, and...oh god, did she swear? No, Skullfudged was school-appropriate as far as she knew.

Ears twitching as she heard a slew of insults being directed at Vincent, as she just learned his name from the rather mean lady. Humming softly, she smiled as the monarch butterfly landed on the bill of her hat. "Well hey there little guy~! What're you doing out in the desert? Tired from migrating?" she asked to it, offering a finger for it to move to, if it so wished. God, nature was cool sometimes. Even somewhere as desolate and inhospitable as the desert could hold a giant, Air-Conditioned tower full of duel-monsters cards. Maybe the butterfly was looking to join. Leaving that to the butterfly's privacy, Maisy looked back to the two and said: "Um...If its really bugging you that much, I could move." with a genuine offer. She didn't want to hear people fight over something as stupid as a seat, after all.
Alright I'm just going to put this right here for those who want to see the absolute best english dub ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJ4VWoeOzs


youtube.com/watch?v=bMSb5_HtI3g
Close second, maybe?
Maisy perked up once she heard her D-Ciever finally beep, taking out the mauve device, she beamed, eyes shimmering. Synchro! Maybe now she'd learn some good combinations with her Fableds! Or learn that they were trash. Hopefully the former. Jumping out of her chair, she gleefully jogged to the classroom, stopping once she was outside. Taking a deep breath outside the door, she started thinking; This was going to be her method of summoning for a long, long time. Best she made a good impression with this teacher. Pulling a small bottle of breath freshener from her front pocket, she spritzed it inside of her mouth twice before she put it away, adjusting her red tie before she proudly walked in.

And promptly sat down. Success! She must have made such a good impression just sitting down without saying anything. This would be great. She hoped. One thing she was glad about was that the man teaching them was bald, as opposed to BaldING. Nothing was worse than a man who's lost his glorious hair who's trying to hide it by saying it was "Just Thinning" or having a tacky comb over.
@The Irish Tree I see you lurking.



FOILED AGAIN!
@BlackPanther

Atticus hums and places his left hand behind his own neck before he tilted his head to the right, then to the left, a loud popping coming from both instances. "Yeah, I'm pretty okay. I think I bumped the back of my head more than anything, but I'll live." he says before realizing his jacket was literally burnt to ashes. Oh well. "You doing alright? Looks like you got thrown for a loop too." he asked before looking around. "...And where the hell did Megan go?"
Maisy bid Akemi farewell, half-tempted to exit in an impressive way by doing a triple-backflip and throwing the smoke-bomb down, but realized that she'd probably break her neck on the door. So...yeah, she didn't do that. Instead she walked out and back to the tower for dinner. Still a little excited after her loss, she couldn't help but cram it all into her mouth and go for a walk after, then heading right on back to her room. And then go see that JACK ATLAS IN THE PILLOWY FLUFF WAS THERE! Slamming her door shut, a tinge of red covered Maisy's cheeks. Tonight was gonna be great...

Cutting to black would be appropriate if she actually did anything lewd involving the pillow, but literally all she did was cuddle it all night. Maisy was naturally unworthy to pleasure herself with a pillow of the great Absolute King, and instead settled for just lying it beside her and hugging it. This was how it worked.

8 Hours Later...


Maisy almost screeched as she heard the announcement again, before throwing Jack Atlas at the speaker. Now it was like he was yelling at her. In a much better mood after that, she quickly got up and changed into her Wind-Uniform and got out the door, putting the Jack bodypillow into her chair. Checking her D-Ceiver every so often, she got herself a bowl of Corn-Flakes, and for just a tiny instant, had the idea to put orange juice in her bowl instead of milk. That would have to come later, as milk was the god-blood of cereal, and she opted to just get some OJ on the side. Finding a seat at whatever table she could, Maisy started shoveling her corn flakes into her mouth, looking at Venwyn from a fair distance away. "Dash Akemi's..." she started before gulping down her corn-flakes. "Her cousin, I think." she finishes, literally talking to no-one as she finishes her bowl of Corn-Flakes, and downing her glass of Juice.

Idly, she started people-watching, figuring that maybe she'd see someone interesting around, since she didn't see Akemi anywhere. Did...Did ninjas even need breakfast? Its the most important meal of the day...but...wait...that's what they'd expect. And then someone might try and poison a ninja's breakfast! But...what if the ninja expected that they expected the ninja to expect that. Maisy's head was starting to hurt...she'd just ask Akemi later about ninja-stuff that hopefully still wasn't racist in any way, before she remembered how she lost. She lost because she didn't understand her Fabled cards enough. Thinking on it, Maisy figured that after classes today, she'd experiment with comboeing cards together in Fabled, since it seemed Peggulsus into Catsith was a no-go.
Atticus was thrown aside by the wind, despite his size and promptly got slammed into the wall, wincing as he rubbed the back of his head, muttering: 'Ow, ow, ow, ow...bloody...freakin' walls..." to himself as he slumped down. He thought he'd managed to just stop it altogether by stopping Megan, but then Hurricane Cody hit like a truck. For a hero, that guy did NOT seem to care about friendly fire. By the time he was back on his feet and his ears weren't ringing anymore, he looked around, not seeing Megan anywhere.

What he did manage to catch however, was Loki as a panther getting turned back to normal. And walking away. Realizing that he was left alone, Atticus sighed, figuring that he ought to go after Loki since he didn't know where Megan got to. Running after him, Atticus tapped his shoulder and asked: "Hey...you feeling alright man?"
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10 per set instead of 15.


Ah. Okay then, I guess I didn't miss that much, since Maisy losing still meant only getting 1 set.
Also, man, nobody seems to like that gif of Behelit Dexter.
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Would really rather not. Discount's officially gone, as of right now.



m-muh trishula's triumph. Someday. Someday. Also, how much was the discount actually for? Just curious.
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