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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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I have been VERY lacking in motivation lately, but I managed to pump just a smidgeony bit out so that Magnus has something to do before the rest of the quests progress.
fuck my life why do I keep writing at midnight?


"...R-Really?" Magnus questioned once the man left, genuinely astonished that that...worked. Huh. Guess he had a really good message! Feeling confidence swelling in his chest, he left the alleyway and excitedly looked at his first quest's earnings in his hands like they were a shining priceless treasure. All things considered for a man raised on labyrinth mushrooms and wheat, this was practically a fortune in his hands and as such, he'd want to spend it wisely. Or...maybe not at all. After all, maybe he'd want to buy something super expensive like a house...or a boat. But who'd want to believe that a Minotaur would ride a boat?

Regardless, the gargantuan man chose not to get careless and stored his reward inside of his loincloth. Which surprisingly had pockets. Feeling an immense sense of pride and gratitude he sought out the friendly priest to report that the man went home right away, and sought to poke around town and ask about the location of said priest. If he'd find him, he'd thank him for choosing the Guild for this job, and also explain that he was able to end it peacefully. If not, then...he'd buy some chairs. Like, a whole lot of chairs for the guild and carry them back on his back. Being freakishly strong was amazing sometimes.
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Lemme know if its trash.

@The Irish Tree No idea, but apparently, some stuff is only on what I would consider the "secondary" wiki, having been moved from what I'd consider the "main" wiki. Maybe it's a matter of user age rating or something? I don't know.


But...But...
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Same.
and Pkken being offline for about a week now has me kinda scurred.
@Lunar Elves are a type of demi-human in the MGE setting, with greater resistance to monsterisation than human women, amongst other traits of theirs. When a (presumably female) elf goes beyond the threshold of corruption needed for monsterisation, they tend to be banished from their original settlements, wind up heading into human settlements, and then become a full-blown succubus after they first have sex with a human man, retaining a more sexualised version of their original forms, which are in no way beastly. Therefore, "Elf" can refer to both the demihuman race and the monster race, and since one becomes the other, they don't usually become any other sort of monster. Primera, being half-elf and half-human, was an exception - whilst her elven side resisted monsterisation into anything other than an elf, her human side was easily corrupted, thus making her monster form half-elf and half-werewolf, ergo Werewolf-Elf.

For future reference, folks, there's a wiki going over stuff like this. Actually, there's two. I don't know why, but there is.


A "Werewelf" in its own right.
..Wait, DOES THIS MEAN HALFLINGS ARE CANON TOO?

DISGUSTING!
also why the fuck ARE there two wikis?
Short post because Magnus has been left to solo with his Amazing social skills!

whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy


"That must be him..." Magnus thought to himself, mentally preparing for whatever could happen, and how he was going to handle it. Naturally he couldn't just walk up and drag him back home...he didn't know where this guy lived anyways. Fighting him would be the worst case scenario, as Magnus would prefer not to hurt someone...especially a friend of the Kindly Priest. For now he needed a way to stop this without hurting the man in question.

Taking a deep breath, the burly Minotaur walked with forged confidence down the alley, doing his best to seem intimidating as he approached the man. By now his helmet was on his face, which he'd hope would add to his scary-stats. Stopping a foot in front of the man and woman, a small bit of steam exited Magnus' nostrils, and went out the same holes on his helmet. "Alright, you can do this...this is for the greater good and safety of his marriage." he thought to himself to psych his spirits up. Crossing his arms over his chest, Magnus let out a small sound of clearing his throat before he began his brilliant plan.

"Please don't. You're only hurting yourself and her." he said, prepared to...deal with whatever happened next. He just hoped that he'd be able to reason with him. And that this was even the right guy.
So, how goes everyone's collabs?
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