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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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So...how is everybody here? Doin'...Doin' good?
Not going to lie, the post is pretty much fully written. I've wrapped up all ongoing events, set the next scene and even placed my characters. There's just one issue I'm facing that I'm facing in every post that's not a direct event; I don't know how to account for you guys' characters. Placing only my two GMPC's gives you nowhere to go except for those two, but I can't think of an engaging way to make you want to go anywhere else unless you force me to think of something by entering a certain area with nobody else.

So I'm going to ask this in advance; We're going to be two months into the future, about the morning of the day. There's not going to be any classes. Is there something you wish your character to be doing in that morning? Keeping in mind that we're still going by my idea, considering the beach event fell through.

(Also I'm willing to consider Charak's idea if enough votes similarly to how I considered Jangel's idea, but the score on that would be tied if we count charak's post about it as a vote.)


Maisy will be on THOT patrol and checking a self-made registry of students who's turned to the dark dorm since they started their investigation. If that's okay with you. Probably in the cafeteria or somewhere.

>Magnus is now suddenly left alone to deal with a drunk lecher
DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!
Hey to everyone, I need to know how I can import pictures into the site. I have guides that I made myself that I want to give people help


What exactly do you mean? Embedding pictures on RPG? If so, its pretty simple.
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is also this [img.]i.imgur.com/Lhi1ZJn.gif[/img.] minus the .'s in the brackets. Not sure if that's what you mean though. The BBCode Cheatsheet at the bottom of every page on the site where you're able to post also has instructions.

If you meant something else, then man I really misunderstood the question.

Well, people, you heard the man. He wants a fun beach event filler. I'll consider it if more people vote for that as well.

I can work with anything you folks throw at me.


Beach might be a bit hard to do in a desert, although given that it IS a school, it could be a field trip. Sounds fun! Plenty of chances for dumb VRAINS references too with surfing/wakeboarding.
@The Irish Tree

Please do so that at least I have some input to move your quest along somewhat.


Dood it!


The gigantic beefy Minotaur was startled by the rather rude lich girl, genuinely lowering his head in shame as he was threatened. He was pretty much a push over for such Type-A's...

At least the armored lady was nice. Scratching the back of his head as he idly listened, Magnus opted to stay silent but attentive as the good Father who was going to be a father explained the quest objective. And...interesting religion? He'd have to ask about that later. Maybe it was for the North Gods? His father always spoke highly of them, although from the sounds of it most of the population didn't worship them. Not like he did either...bit hard to believe in gods in a world practically fueled by orgies.

Once the explanation was finished, his eyes were wide open in disbelief. Unfaithfulness...? That was...that was terrible, to be honest. Perhaps it was because he came from a loving monogamous household, but there was a part of Magnus that got a bit peeved at the concept of cheating on someone you love. Especially someone you're married to. Playing out how that would go with his father in his head, it always seemed to end with a Helm Splitter to his second head...ow.

Feeling his resolve swell up as the money was handed over in advance, Magnus exhaled out his nostrils, a visible bit of steam shooting out for a second. "You can count on us Father! We'll make sure that your friend stays faithful. I-I won't hurt him or anything, but if I need to I know how to...P-Promise that's the last resort though." Magnus said as he confidently pounded his right fist against his left pectoral, somewhat sounding like a drum for a moment. He didn't know much about Unicorns, but his Mom said that any guy who makes his wife sad isn't any good. And he didn't want the Father's friend to turn no-good. Turning around, he'd start heading to that alleyway, mentally prepping to deal with someone...m-maybe even having to argue.
@PaulHaynek I'll try and get my post for Magnus done ASAP then
"Wait, really!?" Maisy questioned at hearing Nate's statement of Camryn finding far more success than they had via kidnapping and interrogation. Sighing, she ceased to shake Lite around like she was trying to puree him in the box, and relaxed her stance, before writing something on a note and raising her fist, plopping it down by Lite's head. A cursory glance would show that it seemed to be her number. "No point Nate. At this point, humiliating him is only going to dig him deeper. Besides...whoever Exec is, we know that he's after the same thing we are. A duel for an ante'd card. Pretty obvious he had poor Lite here scouting out here to try and figure out what he had in his deck to counter him completely." Maisy surmised, now not even restraining Lite as she sat by him on the bed, writing something down in her D-Ciever. "Sneaky, underhanded, and basically cheating; Sounds like perfect dark dorm activities...and pretty much grounds for expulsion if anyone finds out. Lite, you do realize that if this goes South they'll pin it all on you, right? Not an ounce of this will matter to them." she continued, starting to gently remove the cardboard box from around him. Now, it didn't matter if he ran.

"The bullying may have stopped Lite, but now you're just in a pyramid scheme of bullying and stealing. The kind that cements you forever pretty much in the bitch seat of a duel runner." By now, Maisy had completely stopped minding to restrain him in any sort, his deck laying beside him, perfectly in order with no cards missing whatsoever. Fixing up her box by hand as best she could, and reafixxing the tape on the top, Maisy slipped inside of it. "Nate, ask any last minute questions you wanna, but I think he's pretty much spent. Seeya around Lite...don't expelled for someone else's schemes okay? Call me if you wanna talk...or just want your boxers back. The ones with the Level Stars on them." she clarified to a horrifying degree of specificity. Now, there was just a beat up looking box sneaking its way out of the Light Dorm, Maisy inside of it. Not like anybody would question Nathaniel coming out of a Light room, and Dark Dorm students kinda prowled where they liked now.

One she was in the clear, Maisy would ditch her box disguise in a janitor's closet and go on as if nothing happened, texting Camryn: "nate and i got it under control!!! found a guy in their that was snooping. looks like theyare really desperate for flying fish for some reason. even tried swiping his deck for weaknesses." once she was back out in her dorm area. Yawning and stretching her arms up in the air she started skulking towards her dorm room, figuring that she'd done enough today and that now was the perfect time to cram for exams while she had time. With Jack Atlas as her tutor after all, there was no way she would fail! I mean, pillows don't talk, but you can prop a book up on them real nice, which is really all Pillow Jack was doing...but still, no I in Team Atlas.
Renatus Gadow


...Drug Dealing? Was...was he serious? Renatus kind of had a look of absolute bewilderment at the new arrival, as if he'd just said that licking snails helped build up lean muscle mass. As for what they were talking about...err...it certainly was true that Renatus wasn't being honest, but Mu wasn't even CLOSE to...anything resembling the truth. So much so that Renatus kind of just kept his look of bewilderment on him. "Mu-Senpai...are you sure that you're not imagining things? Is that a regular thing that goes down in this parking complex?" he asked, before looking down at his schoolbag. "If you want proof, you can search my bag. Nothing in there that I'd need to hide. And, Alistair doesn't take notes IN class. But, he told me about the ones he keeps at home, so I was just interested in what kind of notes the Sleeping Genius takes."

Thinking about it for a moment, Renatus poised his left hand under his own chin, curling his index finger and thumb around it. "...Wait...Mu-Senpai, what are YOU doing here?" he asked, now starting to wonder what HE was doing over in the parking lot. Legal driving age was 18 for a Class-1 at the minimum...was he in league with the peerage? Regardless, Renatus couldn't consider him a threat until after this confrontation ended...although hopefully Alistair would back up his story.
@1Charak2 All those monsters would benefit humankind more by being dead. Or, realigned, but since Mark's not there to inflict realignment, we'll have to make do with dead.

@The Irish Tree Thank you. Your point is well-made and eloquent, and accurate too.


Good to know that you agree that every man deserves exactly ONE monstergirl, no more and no less with the exception of Lilies.
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