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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Right guys We need to use this gold to produce a powerful bicorn, Therefore I suggest we let the man be unfaithful... Heh.



Cheating/NTR is the WORST fetish, and Bicorn is shit for being born from it.

AND SHE MAKES YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE WAIFU, THUS DESTROYING YOUR LAIFU!


Feeling a bit down in the dumps having gone completely unnoticed the whole time he had tailed the Undead-Nightmarish trio since they were all going to do the same job anyways, Magnus was just trying his best not to feel the holes being stared into him from the Port's inhabitants. The port air while refreshing carried a bit of an unfamiliar stench to him what with the salt from the sea, but he couldn't help but appreciate the feeling of the breeze blowing at his head. It was nice to feel a wind that wasn't frigid. While the port was definitely monster friendly, it almost felt...uh...too friendly. Girls kept whispering to each other upon seeing him, and he's pretty sure that quite a number of human inhabitants were surprised at the existence of a male monster. That and a Minotaur...as far as he could tell from some of the old books that were so dang dusty that he got allergies for weeks opening, male Minotaurs in the past were...violent. Dangerous. And also went around naked. He really didn't want to be associated with that kind of image, and as such, had made sure to wear that special red loincloth...though for some reason some people were still staring at it. Was...was it weird for a Minotaur to NOT be naked?

Regardless, Magnus' attention was quickly grabbed by the voice of an unknown man who seemed to know his name. Curious, Magnus turned around to face him, blinking a few times before pointing his right index finger up at himself. "You know me? And...hey wait, you look like Neil. AND you're the client?" he asked, wondering if he was Neil's brother or something. "Wait...how did you know my name already? P-Please don't tell me we've met before...ahh, sorry if I forgot your name Father." Stooping down a bit, Magnus gave a respectful bow. Any lower and he'd have to headbutt the priest. Looking back to his "traveling companions", he wondered if they had taken notice. Or rather, he hoped that they'd have made up at this point. "Oh yes, your request was to talk about your quest, right? Why not just post up what you need done for the quest...if you don't mind my asking so? I understand if its a secret. Oh wait but we need everyone listening..." he continued, really hoping that everyone could just get along...especially since a super nice priest man was here. Thinking that this...might take a while, he opted for some small talk. "Your um...church is very nice. Very big." he commented, hoping that he wasn't mistaken in that being the church...could you blame him? It was as big as a castle! Kinda.
@Suku Huh, I must've been really blind :D Though is she going to fit into the peerage? I mean I wouldn't think so if all the positions are filled :3


Well, Demon did mention other peerages that we could play for. I think.


'...S-Should I say something...?' the massive nearly ten foot figure wondered, standing at the side of a wall in hiding. Despite having been invited the same as the rest, he still felt an intense sense of reservation as he listened to their introductions. Just when he was about to pop out, a really mean girl started telling everyone how to call her and aaaaah...now they were arguing and he just...just didn't wanna be a part of that. He didn't want to get yelled at by the racist hero or the scary rotting lady...Taking in a deep breath as he tried to steel his resolve to actually talk to someone, he exhaled deeply, his steel helmet giving him an illusion of anonymity, Magnus, half northman half Minotaur stepped boldly out...with nobody looking anymore. A slight sigh escaped him, before he stepped forward and into the building.

His steps undoubtedly posed a danger to the barely standing structure as he thundered inside, striding forward and puffing his chest out like he was some sort of badass. Of course, once he saw the quest board being picked apart, he knew he had to hurry up and choose his quest. Making his way through while trying to avoid being the center of attention despite being 9'7", having a mane of white hair down to his waist, more muscles than a Jinko, and a bovine tail sticking out of a small slit in the back of his loincloth. Totally inconspicuous. "E-Excuse me, pardon..." he said, barely squeezing by Marcello, Tue, and Syszi as he approached the board, seeing only a few quests left. "...A mystery...?" he muttered to himself as he looked over the request for A Strange Tale. Nodding to himself that he was...pretty sure this was better than explaining a map that he knew nothing about and gathering stuff for a party he knew nothing about. Taking it from the board quietly, he came to the realization that he hadn't introduced himself at all...and thus, would likely be the last pick for anybody to join up with. Frantically looking around, he hoped that perhaps someone would take notice of his currently solo job, his father's axe strapped onto his back and moving ever so slightly as he turned his head, still obscured by his helmet.

...Wait, his helmet! Thinking about it, he probably looked intimidating because of it, what with the lack of any indication if he looked trustworthy. Taking off his helmet slowly, he started with the strap on the back, then the front latch, horn covers, and voila. Magnus. Relieved a bit not only by his face being visible and also being able to breath, he really hoped someone would help with this...he didn't even know where Boreal Port WAS. Wait...was that a cat!? Oh gods that thing is so cute...don't pet it don't pet it don't pet it...people will think you're weird.

Gulping, Magnus slowly reached out to try and pet the cat before realizing it was on a person. It took nearly all of his tremendous self-control to NOT pet the cat on someone's shoulder like a weirdo, and instead start trying to work up the courage to ask someone for help. Being a terrible Berserker was the pits...
@PaulHaynek
Oh yeah, am I good to post as Magnus?
Whelp, Syzi has not been paying attention because )))Reasons(((. She does, however, already want to get her hands on *ahem* the wereshark and the Druhulla.


Sadly Cuccoruler the guy playing the shark dropped out. I was hype for weresharks too.
@The Irish Tree
He's good. Yay goats!

>Goats

Suuuuuure paaaaaaaaal~
Regardless woo! Worst Barbarian aboard!
PS: @PaulHaynek will have a heart attack when he sees all the mess we've done

Magnus has already been buried alive.
Do we have to do a soul shot now?


@1Charak2 It bears mentioning that doing that to Mark will get Liliana attacked by an angry Salamander.


Marxello: Leader of the thot patrol.

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