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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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@PaulHaynek
FF5353

At Maria's words of welcome, Magnus scratched the back of his neck bashfully, not really used to hearing that from girls aside from his sisters. Just as he was about to return however, since he already had to look down to see Maria even sitting at the table, his eyes inevitably fell on her chest, which made him hastily turn his head away, the slightest tinge of pink on his cheeks. "T-Thanks, good to be back...

Magnus was glad that his new comrades were being formally greeted as friends, but soon found himself in silent consideration of Bart's proposal to not help the resistance too much out of fear of angering the Varjans enough to find and retaliate against the Guild. Biting his lower lip for a moment, he shook his head. "...I won't help Varjo do anything bad...I-I saw what they do to people in those swamps..." remembering for a moment the decomposing corpses in the swamp, Magnus gulped, trying not to throw up his dinner.

"...I-I want to help Emilio, but...unless its the people suffering under Varjo's rule, I don't want to associate with anything from them. I-If that's okay." Magnus said, looking down at his plate and mumbling the last bit. He didn't have the kind of courage, or strength to stand up to an army on his own, and he didn't want to drag everyone else under the bus with him. His notion sounded entirely naive, as if being essentially a mercenary meant that you only ever do nice things for good people. Magnus had yet to experience the reality of his work truly, only taking cushy jobs and minor tasks, with today being the only exception.

...Even so, he'd cling to his naive notions, not wanting to betray Emilio, or the Guild.




@PaulHaynek
A9A9A9

Nephele remained silent after her suggestion was taken into consideration, thankful that Bart at least didn't deny the practicality of it. Still...she had to wonder if perhaps another way for the guild to generate income couldn't help.

Holding in a bit of a disgusted expression as they finished speaking of the roach, Nephele just hoped that it wouldn't be a habit of Maria's to keep such...irregular pets. Dogs were fine. Cats too. But...roaches were just...any cave dragons bane. They got everywhere in your treasure pile, and laid eggs in odd places...

Idly eating her food, she glanced to Maria, and hummed to herself, noticing the eyes she was giving Magnus. Regardless of the look she gave, Nephele felt that she needed to break the air a smidge. "Well, Bart did say that we have to wait for more quests to arrive tomorrow..." she said, wondering if this would mean she had to be what the humans called a "wingman" for Maria. "As for the issue of the Varjans, I feel that maintaining a balance between doing quests for them and the resistance is the safest way to play it. We have not the arms, or the manpower to contend with a nation of riled zealots."

@Restalaan,@Zaphander,@Silver Carrot(RBC),@PaulHaynek
FF5353

The walk through the swamp was...tense to say the least. Partially due to the number of corpses still there, but also because Knightmare seemed to be having a tantrum of some sort, just...going off to cut trees in half on occasion, or butcher some worms too slow to avoid their blade. He...supposed that he should be thankful that the knight didn't use THEM to relieve the need for violence. Shivering a bit each time he heard a sword be drawn, Magnus couldn't WAIT to get home.

When Magnus and his fellow guildmates returned, a wave of relaxation washed over the burly figure, his lips tearing into a radiant smile. Home again, after such a frightening experience, he wanted nothing more than to just lie down in a warm bed and forget about almost dying a bunch of times. Too bad though, since Magnus had to divvy up the money they made from the quest. The reward was more than generous, something apparent as Magnus felt the heft of the tightly bound satchel in his hands. He'd wait until after everyone had rested and eaten their fill to split it.

Eating heartily, the minotaur rubbed his stomach contently, likely finishing his meal before anybody else. When the question of how the jobs had gone came up, he gladly said: Mhm! Emilio is safe, and Knightmare and Yang saved my life." in affirmation of Yang's report. Knightmare however still seemed really kill happy, wanting to immediately charge off on another quest before even eating. Trying to instead focus on Maria's question, he cleared his throat, nervously saying: "I-It went pretty well...almost uh...died...but that comes with the job..." However, Magnus narrowed his eyes, seeing...something on Knightmare's shoulder. He wasn't really close enough to make it out from the distance he was at, but he definitely heard a voice other than Knightmare's ring out quietly. It seemed...something was possessing Knightmare's shoulder, perhaps? Shockingly, the minotaur wasn't especially scared of ghosts, having encountered quite a few wandering the halls of his Labyrinth back up North. They weren't so bad once you got past the whole "can phase through you whenever they want" thing. It made going to the bathroom hard...




@PaulHaynek,@Eviledd1984
A9A9A9

Nephele tilted her head in confusion at hearing Neil's statement. The minotaur hated him? She never could have guessed...though, given his build, it might be that he came from a culture based on strength. Well, if he wasn't an option, then she supposed that finding Neil an ideal trainer for building his body up would be a bit harder. Regardless, time passed and Neil regained his ability to move, and Nephele went off to go dry and dress herself proper.

When evening hit, Nephele sat beside Maria, somewhat confused by the look Bart was giving them. They'd spent the day resting, so it wasn't as if there was a quest to be discussed. Maria did however divulge the roach incident, thankfully sparing Neil of the embarrassment of being ousted as a peeping tom for his accidental intrusion. Having a satisfied smile, she took a sip of her drink before nodding in agreement. "It was a minor incident, but now its past us. Nothing too major," she said before taking a massive chunk of meat into her mouth, her teeth making short work of the roasted flesh. Taking a momvent to lick the tips of her claws free of meat juice, she looked up as Maria spoke to Rebecca, Magnus, and the other.

"Bart, a moment if you will." the dragoness said as she turned her attention to the guildmaster himself. "While your continued practice of donating to the guild is admirable, it is in the long term going to cause significant financial straits for the guild building. I suggest we impose a mandatory profit donation to the guild. While it might not be a pleasant suggestion, it will benefit everyone in the long run, especially as our name attracts more adventurers. Perhaps, 20 to 25% would be a reasonable amount, providing a quest is actually successful." Crossing her hands over her lap, she tried to make her appeal sound as reasonable as possible; A business couldn't run on charity, and without some sort of required payment due to the guild, it would inevitably collapse into bankruptcy. Then her, Maria, and everyone else would be without work, lest they sign up with another guild. One that likely took more on commission from quests. "A more unfavorable approach would be to charge for a quest posting fee, but that will definitely deter potential contractors away from us."
Working on a post currently, to finally have Nephele flex her business strats.

Tossing some interest up in here.

@Restalaan,@Zaphander,@Silver Carrot(RBC),@PaulHaynek
FF5353

Magnus' reddened face turned into a beaming smile after Emilio confirmed that they were friends. It was reassuring to know that now, Sonarrans would be friendly to them...though, now Magnus was wondering what would have happened had he gone before, what with being a very obvious monster and all. Waving goodbye to Emilio and his companion, Magnus picked up the satchel of gold, figuring that they could split it fairly once they returned to the guild and were safe to count it all up. Besides, Bart needed money for the guild, too.

Now, Yang properly introduced herself, leading to Magnus bowing back to her. "O-Oh, don't worry about seniority or anything. And, yeah, the guild house isn't too far from here overall."

"N-N-Nice to meet you, Knightmare." Magnus said, trembling a bit as he greeted the intimidating knight, finally known to him by name. Knightmare to him looked more fearsome than even the Varjan champion had. "Let's head on home for now...Thanks again, you two." he said, trying his best to not piss off the heavily armed and armored individual before him while properly expressing his heartfelt gratitude to both Yang and Knightmare. Taking the front, he would get to leading his companions on home, thankfully have a good sense of direction despite the rather wild chase they'd been put through.




@PaulHaynek,@Eviledd1984
A9A9A9

Nephele was about to fume more of her paralytic poison, but upon seeing the roach just take flight out of the guild building, a sigh of relief escaped her lips. Neil's question felt rather rude, and as such she saw Maria begin to weep, she poked his cheek with a claw far too sharp to normally consider doing so. "Please, consider how terrifying it is to have a small, fast flying creature buzzing about while you're nude. I doubt you'd much like it if a spider crawled from the ceiling onto your shoulder while you were reading. Same principle, really." she explained, while keeping Neil's head on her tail. Looking to Maria, she wanted to offer her some comfort at least, gingerly patting her friend on the shoulder with one hand. "There there...don't worry about them, Maria. Some things are meant to be wild and free. For now, all we can do is wish that your little friend is going to live a happy, fulfilling life doing...whatever those things do." the dragoness said, trying to not so openly display her absolute disgust at the prospect of the black bug living under the same roof as her and the other adventurers.

Whatever aid could be offered to Neil was rather minimal, though hopefully his body might build up some resistance to the poison. Humming to herself in thought, a small smile crossed Nephele's lips before she turned to Neil once more, looking him in the eyes. "You'd like to get stronger, yes? Why not ask that white haired minotaur friend of yours? Or perhaps you'd be more interested in learning magic?" she asked, wanting to help her roommate improve as an adventurer. Humans, as she'd come to know, were relatively frail creatures, and as such needed a large amount of training to match a monster in combat. However, while monsters tended to be niche in their skills, humans could largely adapt to any form of training or skillset. This was likely why Human Heroes were so fearsome in battle; Versatility won over inflexibility, after all. Perhaps...Neil could become such a hero?

@Restalaan,@Zaphander,@Silver Carrot(RBC),@PaulHaynek
FF5353

Relief washed over Magnus in a wave as he struggled to stand as the wagon bolted from the bog and onto the grass again, nearly getting his horns caught in the bars after their narrow escape. Hearing the mysterious martial artist woman pay respects to the armored knight who'd saved all of them, Magnus hurriedly did the same, Bowing his head respectfully from a safe, non-goring-with-his-horns distance. "T-Thank you so much! I-I err...just...Really, thank you! I'd have definitely died back there i-if you hadn't shown up..." the minotaur said, rubbing the side of his neck where the Varjan Champion had his blade. He hadn't been cut deeply, but...the feeling of a fatal blow still lingered. It was probably only due to adrenaline that Magnus was even standing up. Once they'd get out, he'd collapse onto his behind, muscles shivering.

For now however, he was able to remain standing, a nervous smile plastered on his face as he thought of all the countless ways they could have been totally screwed back there. If they hadn't had help...both him and Rebecca, AND Emilio would be burning back on that pyre. Before he could start blaming himself, Emilio spoke of the triumphant victory, and of the poem he'd write. While Emilio hadn't really fought too much, he definitely did save the day by bringing in the wagon. Either way, Magnus didn't mind much. He didn't contribute enough, in his own eyes, to warrant being angry about glory. A tinge of red covered Magnus' cheeks as a mention of reward came up, just feeling glad to help. Then, he remembered he was a mercenary, and cleared his throat. Before he could talk seriously though, Emilio questioned if the, admittedly, beautiful adventurers with him were his concubines of sorts.

Being jabbed in the ribs and hearing Yang's comment made Magnus' face glow bright red, his bovine ears flicking up and down repeatedly, and his small cow's tail swished about in confusion. Cupping his cheeks with his hands, Magnus tried to hide his embarrassment, especially since no doubt this was a humiliating question on Rebecca's part, being a priestess and all. "T-T-They're err...well, Rebecca is a friend, and um...I...haven't met these two. I-I didn't really read the job all the way through, but...I read you were in trouble, so I had to come." he explained, before thinking about Arletta. "Arletta was busy with something else at the Guild. I came with Rebecca, and then Yang and ...um..." turning once more to Shatter and Feast, Magnus paled a bit as he realized just how...intimidating the person before them was. So much so that he completely froze, his pink cheeks turning to a pale white as he stood stark still, feeling complete and utter intimidation. Even so, Feast could likely tell at a glance that Magnus had an abnormally high concentration of Demonic Energy about him.




@PaulHaynek,@Eviledd1984
A9A9A9

Nephele calmed down some upon seeing the insect fall to the ground, the dragoness swiftly crawling down from the wall she had been clinging onto. Nervously eyeing the indents her claws had made in the walls, she wondered just how much that would take to fix. It wasn't until Neil opened the door that she realized she had filled most the room with her fog, and then she noticed that his eyes had fallen on them, nude, and wet from the bath. Thankfully the fumes obscured the more naughty bits, but the principle still mattered. She had half a mind to teach Neil some manners on knocking before entering, but Maria suggested they start trying to cure him immediately and...just flew. Like, floated right on out there. Nude. Bare naked to the world.

Pulling her own face into the palm of her hand, Nephele took in a deep sigh before she let out a tumultuous exhale, one that would start to fill the ENTIRE guild building with her fog, with the purpose of hiding Maria's dignity. Just as she was about to move to leave, Nephele's leg brushed the bucket the cockroach had been lying inside, causing her to jump and grab onto the door's top. Glowering at it, she was incredibly hesitant to keep it alive and in the guild, but...Maria would be saddened at this...thing being thrown out. Expressing nothing but disgust hidden in the fog, she carried the bucket gently with two hands, not once peering inside of it.

Passing Bart on her way out, she tugged his sleeve to explain briefly: "Neil has horrible manners." before marching on, not saying anything else. Once they reached Maria's room, she would dispel the fog with a thought, having had the foresight to grab two towels for the both of them with her tail. "Maria...you realize you're stark naked, yes?" she said, gingerly patting her friend on the shoulder. She placed the bucket with the roach inside on Maria's nightstand, shuddering as she realized she was helping keep vermin alive. Reaching over, she gently turned Neil's face away from Maria's rather generous bust, before sighing softly. "Neil...I'll assume you were raised in a barn. When a lady is bathing, knock. When anyone is in the bathroom, knock. I was raised without a bathroom, and even I know this." she explained, making dead sure that Neil could see her eyes glow the tiniest bit red, her wet hair clinging to her scalp. "Curing him isn't necessary, Maria. My poison is only effective for twenty minutes at the longest. Perhaps instead, this would be a good time for him to ruminate." Reaching over, Neil may have thought that she was about to crush his head in her palm, but instead she simply gently ruffled his hair. "...I do, however, think that you were right in trying to help where you thought it was needed. Even if you suffered for it. You may appear weak, but your heart is strong, and your health shows that you've had a caring upbringing."

Covering herself with the towel wrapped around her torso, the dragoness took a seat on Maria's bed and laid Neil's head on her outstretched tail, the cool appendage's black scales feeling surprisingly soft against his hair, seeming to have not gotten so wet. Perhaps their natural design made water glide off? "Rest will do him well enough, Maria. I-In the meantime...please, find something to put your new..."friend" in." Nephele said, pointing at the barrel, shivering slightly. People? 20 minutes. Cockroaches? Demon Lord knows how long her poison would work. "Bart would understandably be furious if it got loose."
Hey guys. I think I'm ending this RP due to reasons given in the hider.




I thought me not posting over spring break stagnated the rp to oblivion you cheeky 'lil sumthin sumthin.
Finally got a chance to post with midterms concluded!

And, I wonder how big the cage is, since if its Magnus sized, that raises many questions on what the hell the Varjans were planning to transport aside from people.

@Restalaan,@Zaphander,@Silver Carrot(RBC),@PaulHaynek
FF5353

Magnus bolted for the wagon as soon as Emilio pulled it in, hurriedly running inside and breathing a sigh of relief, even as his horns tapped the top part of it. The warmth of Rebecca's healing spell healed the slight burns his feet had gotten, as well as the scratch on his neck from being held hostage.

Seeing the Varjan Champion, as well as two of his compatriots board the wagon, his heart sunk a bit. Paling a bit, Magnus quickly realized that he was literally TOO big to fight inside of this cage. If he were to swing his axe, he'd be more likely to hurt someone else in with him than anybody outside. Watching the mysterious women that had also taken the quest strike back at the Varjans attempting to breach the cage, Magnus literally looked at a complete loss as to what to do. Letting out a quick yell, he ducked just as the Varjan defending his keybearing compatriot stabbed; He was practically a sitting duck, barely having enough room to maneuver in the cage while hunched over.

Gritting his teeth, Magnus realized that he needed to defend more than attack here. Rather than try and swing wildly at the man above him, Magnus knew his axe had no hope of reaching through the bars of the cage. As such, he gathered his courage once more in order to bait out a stab from the guard poking at him with his sword; A scarcely avoided strike that plunged the sword in deep into the cage. With split second timing, Magnus swung as if he were felling a long, and as steel met steel, Jotun Baal hissed as chilled metal met its milder brother, before the weight of his strike broke the sword in twain. The now half of a sword had significantly reduced reach and thrusting power, meaning that defending from it would be a cinch. Knees quaking a bit as he realized he just about got his head impaled by a sword pulling that stunt, Magnus felt that he could leave it to the others. He didn't want to risk smacking someone around in the cage by accident.

"...Wait, why did we get in the cage-part in the first place!?" the Minotaur said, looking around, very confused.




@PaulHaynek,@Eviledd1984
A9A9A9

Before that she hated Cockroaches with a burning passion, it might never be clearer. As a thick, almost smoke like gas erupted from her mouth, Maria might get the distinct impression that inhaling that would be hazardous to her health. It was just a small spurt of it though, just enough to fully engulf the cockroach in its flight path, above Maria's head. If she was quick, she could avoid inhalation, and maybe crack a window to get some not-magically-poisoned-paralyzing air in here.

She hadn't had time to explain to Maria that while immediately effective if inhaled for too long, her cursed breath didn't have any long lasting health consequences. If Nephele hadn't panicked, she might have yelled for Maria to pass her the bucket to catch it, but...well, either that cockroach was falling to the ground twitching and paralyzed, or was apparently immune to magic poison breath.

If it was the case of the latter, then there truly was no stopping this thing...
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