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STATUS: When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules. 1 yr ago
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1 yr ago
Current When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules.
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1 yr ago
Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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2 yrs ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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3 yrs ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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3 yrs ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
ok nobody in my interaction post i get one up soon just be patient


No! I won't!

*speedposts Windleaf hoofing Wyn to death*

<Snipped quote by Jeyma>

Thank you, that's quite helpful!


You're Welcome!
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Emuxe

I noticed that in the collab, you kept using the number ID for Sophia's speaking color.
I did some hunting and found that it was called LightCoral. It would probably be easier to remember [color=LightCoral] (rather than color=F08080) in case you can't find it in the color picker.

I'm not actually trying to be helpful, this is just the sort of shit I do when I'm bored.
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Half of Shertul's cards say "Be disgusting and weird", a quarter are "Be a pretentious bitch", and the rest just have drawings of different disturbing things he can do to his body.
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm imagining Lark shuffling through a large pile of note-cards that he uses to escape tricky situations, and each one starts with "Step one: Insult your aggressor repeatedly."


@Lawful Newtral
Gellert's all start with "run into the most dangerous area possible and start flexing"
In ANOTHER FUCKKEN FANTASY NRP → 9 yrs ago Forum: Nation Interest Checks
@Jeyma @Dynamo Frokane
Humans only, minor magic if it helps the plot in the far-off corners of the world, but otherwise it's not really a thing.


Not a GM, but... here ya go. Only humans.

@POOHEAD189
In ANOTHER FUCKKEN FANTASY NRP → 9 yrs ago Forum: Nation Interest Checks
@Jeyma OH MY JESUS


I don't know if they would be pets, feared and hated monsters, or fucking war mounts.

But they must be. It's fabulous in every way.
In ANOTHER FUCKKEN FANTASY NRP → 9 yrs ago Forum: Nation Interest Checks
@DeadBeatWalking So something northern Europe esque will work for my Nordic idea?


If you go with something nordic and cold, may I make a suggestion regarding fantastical wildlife (assume that's allowed)?


In ANOTHER FUCKKEN FANTASY NRP → 9 yrs ago Forum: Nation Interest Checks
@The Spectre I'd have to know more about their culture, since those are some different groups -- I made one of the continents a stand-in for Europe to satisfy the people who wanted "regular" Fantasy NRP countries (Farming peasants, landowners with golden crowns, duels over honor, etc.) in a temperate setting, so if that sounds like your dudes, then go ahead and move 'em.


Since this is a fantasy (even though we lack magic and other races), can we still have fantasy-style monsters?

Like, say, a giant sea monster who roams a small part of my nation's coast and makes things difficult for everyone involved. Including my nation

I'm not even sure I'll use that idea- hell, I probably won't- but I still wanna know :P
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
This is what really happens when you collab post.



EVERY PART OF SHERTUL BECAME MUSCULAR AND LONG.
In ANOTHER FUCKKEN FANTASY NRP → 9 yrs ago Forum: Nation Interest Checks

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…or you’ll be like Japan and somehow not get consumed by China at their peak. Perhaps typhoons, hurricanes, or giant sea monsters makes it hard for a naval siege.


What makes Japan awesome!

But I'm not Japan. I need something.

Hmmm... Hurricanes made of monsters that cause typhoons nearby! It is the only way to survive!
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