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Yeah, like bodybuilding.


You know, I'll admit that I've never tried to do anything about my, erm, toothpickiness. But since it works on lost limbs, my guess is that it picks whichever body parts are closest to the way I was before the split. Like some kind of bio-memory.
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Makes things easier. Do you think it works physically too?


Like... bodybuilding or something?
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Hmm. Maybe under different circumstances? Like live a day doing different things, then different things would pop in your mind. It’s like alternate reality versions of yourself, but all in the same reality… Or not, I guess, with how we are.


Yeah, that one works. I do that kind of thing for my travels, or really anything I can easily split into pieces with very different starting points.
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That’s the one. You ever split into like a hundred of you, all think about jokes, and them re-merge so you can filter 100 times the jokes through your brain and see what’s best? Or do you do that for really anything at all, for that matter?


Last time I tried something like that, we all came up with the same thing. Turns out it's hard to set yourself on dozens of completely different trains of thought.
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How often do you give these lines? They have to be saved and stored away at this point.


You mean the whole "more than one of me" line? It's pretty much my only joke, so I have to make it count.
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In fact, I’d like to see you show up in a court as all the eyewitnesses to a case.


If you ask me, I could give a really compelling testimony. And so could I.
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I’m no expert, but I’m confident that wouldn’t hold up in court.


I have an eyewitness. As many as you need, actually.
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She’s the ultimate judge here. You and Aurora would be biased.


*Looks at the other Prism*
Are you biased?
Prism: Nope, not at all.
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It’s funnier to assume you can’t. I don’t actually know.


*Laughs*
You know, that's fine. I'll just have to prove both of you wrong on this one.
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You’ll miss out on knowledge of all the times you messed up in your recipes. Real shame.


Why do we all just agree that I can't cook? You've never even had my food before.
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