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Indeed.

*dissapears, as well as does ezzy*


Mm.
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ah, good point.

*tosses you a phone*

Use this one.


Mm. Noted. Until we meet again.
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A cell phone?


How do you intend to signal between dimensions?
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*snaps my fingers and a piece of paper appears in front of you, with a number scrawled onto its surface*

Call that number.


Using what technology?
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That is music to my ears friend. I look forward to working with you.


Likewise. How are you typically contacted?
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Im offering you a way to get what you want, and an opportunity to test if the buyer is up to snuff.


Now your offer is more compelling.
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Im a better general than I am a salesman, that is guaranteed. But surely there must be something you need done? Perhaps even a trial run to test if we could provide the skills you need? A way to test the product you're buying, if you will.


You’re offering a standing army.
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You may draw that conclusion, but is it not the seller's job to find out the new customers needs by asking questions and establishing a relationship with said buyer? And what better way to ask than to queue the buyer to present their said needs?


Nobody enters a shop without a clear indication of that shop’s services. You’re clearly not a serious barterer.
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We aren't simple merchants, you know that. And no one knows you better than yourself.


No, but if you struggle this much to find something to sell me, I question your competency to provide it.
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There just isnt much I can tell you without knowing what information you seek. Thatd be like asking someone a question and them responding "I don't know what I need". A bit counterproductive, no?


A merchant should always be prepared to sell his wares.
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