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Myriad Reality

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You get slandered, targeted, harassed.
*Finally stands up from the couch without warning*
Don’t even get me started on overly obsessed fans, man. Stalkers are party poopers.

@Melodious

*Nods, understanding*
I can see how you mean! Sounds like it could even be not-very-worth-it in the end.

Myriad Reality

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The more people you involve in your life, the more consequences you face for things. Warranted or not, and sometimes entirely just for existing.

@Melodious

Hmmmm-
*Bends my index finger against my cheek*
How do you mean?

Myriad Reality

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Faking your death absent of the other two is perfectly fine. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to lose some enemies. Those two are far worse for you.

@Melodious

I’ll keep that in mind! I don’t think I’ll ever move into that world anyway—it really sounds like not a lot of fun.

Myriad Reality

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Well, word of advice from someone who had influence, even if not primarily online: Don’t do that.

@Melodious

Fake your death, become hated, or join at all?

Myriad Reality

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If that’s what you really want, I guess.

@Melodious

Well, it’s not. But I’m also not a social mediator.

Myriad Reality

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Pretend to be dying? Girl, in some places that would get you cancelled.

@Melodious

And then people hate-watch, so you get even more popular!

Myriad Reality

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Don’t die. Wouldn’t be good for those contracts.

@Melodious

*Swallows*
Everyone loves a good fakeout. You see, that's the kind of thing I would do if I was more of a social media kind of gal.

Myriad Reality

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*Plays a very brief jingle that sounds like the kind of tune you’d hear after a gag in an old cartoon*

@Melodious

*Nearly chokes laughing*

Myriad Reality

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*Slowly shifts my gaze down to the base of the guitar, clearly in deep, questioning thought*

@Melodious

Makesh shense, right?

Myriad Reality

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The “almost making sense” thing seems way more apparent after I actually mention it.

@Melodious

What can I say? Comes with the territory!
*Rolls an apple across my shoulders, down my arm, and then tosses it into my mouth, downing it in one bite*
Zhat shaid, being parcth of my charasher givesh me a lo of leeway.