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That’s true. I don’t want to go home.


Well, eat up as much as you want! I'm not taking any back with me.
*Grabs a huge lobster-like tail from one of them with a pair of tongs*
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Going small isn’t really your MO, is it?


You know what they say!
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*Snaps*
Yes.


*Skips onto the water's surface, and then takes a right angle, splashing out of the water, and opens up the metal catering boiler, revealing a wide array of crustaceans, cephalopods, and fish*
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I sure hope not.


You never know when it'll come in handy~. But more importantly, let's eat!
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*Looks at you with smug amusement and doesn’t even try to hide it*
Oh yeah. More than I oughta.


*Holds the side of my hand next to my mouth and stage whispers*
I got the permanent implants.
*Knocks on my head with a metallic rap*
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I think you left your hat at home. The foily one made of tin?


*Looks back and forth before turning back to you with a dead-serious expression*
You know about the thought armor?
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Just a moment ago, you said the owners were a nice, adorable couple. That’s quite a turnaround accusation, there.


You can be nice and adorable, but still cutthroat and anti-fish.
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That adds up I think.
*Walks to the edge of the spring and climbs out*


You see, I think it would be cool to have fish in the springs so we can just pick what we wanna eat, but somehow it's "too hot" for them to "breathe" and would "scare" the "customers." I think it's all a big ruse.
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Jack of all trades for media creation and criminal kingpin. Where do you find the time, hm?


Usually tucked away in a couch along with the loose change.
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There are levels too it. Especially for, like, people who aren’t like us and need it to survive and exist in society.


The problem is that there are so many different kinds. And I don't have my underground counterfeiting ring running yet!
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