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Myriad Reality

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Sounds like fake cheating then.

@Melodious

It sure makes things interesting though!

Myriad Reality

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"Allowed to cheat"?

@Melodious

Yeah! You know, the games where it’s A-okay to pull a fast one so long as you don’t get caught?

Myriad Reality

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There's no climax if there's no buildup to appreciate, man.

@Melodious

What about the ones where you’re allowed to cheat? Those’ve gotta be sort of interesting!

Myriad Reality

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Not at all. Way too much sitting still for not a lot of excitement.

@Melodious

Not even when you draw that one card you needed?

Myriad Reality

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*Taps the side of my head smugly*

@Melodious

Do you like any board games? How about parcheesi?

Myriad Reality

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With the added bonus that you’re not playing checkers right now. And that, my friend, has to be the biggest win of them all.

@Melodious

*Strokes my chin*
Y’know. You make a soooooolid point.

Myriad Reality

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But just look at you now.

@Melodious

Two friends richer and two checkers tournaments poorer.

Myriad Reality

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Everything turns into a win eventually. Long as you chase it.

@Melodious

Tell that to the game of checkers I played last week.
*Sighs*
It was so close too.

Myriad Reality

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You'd be making a lot of enemies for sure.

@Melodious

Yeaaaahhhhh, probably not my brightest play.
*Shrugs*
You win some you lose some.

Myriad Reality

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I wouldn't know where to start, necessarily, but every Marcus I meet from here on out is gonna be omega sus.

@Melodious

I mean really! Who’s even named—
*Holds two fingers to my ear, staring into the distance*
My lawyers have informed me that I should probably not finish that sentence.