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*Taken aback by your statement.*
What? No! He was immortal, couldn't die. he's still regenerating. I stop by and visit from time to time, and he can actually listen without a physical body. I did him a favor! He's been begging for those vacation days.


Yyyyeah. So again, back to the nightmare world comment.
@The Odeoron
I'm not even in your RP and I hate that guy 😂!


Haha, the demon one?
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*My eyes go black as you hear many, many different voices all speaking together. As the cacophony of noise escaped my lips, you feel yourself sinking into my mindscape before my lips seize to move and my voice returns to normal.*
See? Nothing much.


*Nods slowly*
Mmm... so in other words, you killed the guy.
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*Breaks down laughing*
Of course you're not, HE suggested that too! I tried it, but the therapist committed suicide saying: "I have not heard worse horrors from Satan himself!"
*I continue to laugh until I crumple to the floor, and then I get back up.*


*Takes a bite of the dessert*
Yeah? What'd you tell him?
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Spawn? I just existed one day. And It seems to be nightmarish compared to this universe, not the one where HE is from.
*My eyes go purple.*
It's horrifying, monsters and humans, a kill or be killed world.
Who invited you?
*Proceeds to have an argument with myself.*


*Takes a slice of tiramisu from a table and digs my spoon into its surface*
I'm sure I'm not the first person to ask, but have you ever considered therapy?
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Not threaten, offer help. Cats must be...different here. Are they not 3 stories tall, red skinned, and three tailed?


What kind of nightmare land did you spawn from?
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What even is that? I'm no robot.
*realizes what you mean and looks at you dissatisfied.*
Ha ha. I'm not that emotional. That was out of pure curiosity.


You need to not threaten people like that. Especially the ones who love cats.
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The beings in this multiverse are...strange...Cats kill for the fun of it, and expect us to worship them as Gods. They can't even hop worlds, let alone universes. I obviously had to end the suffering and wipe them out of existence. You like them? Do they have mind control powers here? Cause if they do, I can wipe you from existence and bring your soul back from the void to stop the control.


Activate... chill out protocol again? I guess?
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I love water. I hate being wet. And don't compare me to a cat ever again. I thought I wiped all of those demons out of existence...


Awwww, you don't like cats? Everyone like cats.
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That's why I said it at the end. I tried, I kinda hate being wet. Besides, most water gets sent to the void on contact with my skin...If I can call this flesh bag "Skin". It isn't made of omniradium so...


You don't like water? Kind of like a cat.
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