Webmaster

Myriad Reality

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You guys might be missing out. If other Big X facilities are anything to go by, anyway.

@Armed Forces

You'd think someone would be responsible for upkeep, though.

Myriad Reality

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How often do you folks use this place to its fullest extent?
*A couple of lights start to flutter on from around the room, illuminating the greater number of them that don't, and dimly light this room enough to reveal it is bowling alley, which is also just as dusty and unclean as the rooms prior*

@Armed Forces

Basically never, at least as far as it looks!

Myriad Reality

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*Steps into the room, and the lights above show their age and lack of maintenance by beginning to buzz as though the are whirring to life, but don't power on*

@Armed Forces

I didn't realize this place had been gone for like a whole million years, wow!

Myriad Reality

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With actual water?
*Stops at a larger set of double doors and pushes one open, revealing a space that is pitch black within, the light not creeping to far from the door*

@Armed Forces

Nope, just paper mach—aaaaaaaand that's creepy.

Myriad Reality

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*Thinks for a moment as we walk*
Sometimes I gather info on prospective locations to hold official events like parades. Does that count?

@Armed Forces

Yes absolutely! I love parades. This one time, I built a float for a new year parade and when I got halfway through, one of the other floats caught fire and nearly burned the entire thing down! Lucky, I always carry a fire extinguisher with me everywhere I go. But the best part? The float that caught fire was an underwater scene.

Myriad Reality

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Depends on who you ask. Most of the time, I'm just gathering information.

@Armed Forces

Are you informing something fun?

Myriad Reality

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*Walks past you while you look into the dusty room*
Were you doing anything important before I showed up.

@Armed Forces

I never do anything important. Not unless ratings start to drop.
*Closes the door in a small coughing fit*
What about you?

Myriad Reality

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*The base seems devoid of cameras on our current path*
Knowing you lot, and especially the people who own this place, I wouldn't be surprised to find many around here.

@Armed Forces

*Cracks open and peers through a door, which leads to an electrical closet*
I'm really holding out for it then.

Myriad Reality

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*Looks at you and raises an eyebrow*
Spare? Let me know when you find one at all.

@Armed Forces

*Sighs*
I knew better than to leave without my handy dandy cowgirl hat. How do I even get out of bed without basic necessities?
*Eeks along the walls, shifting my eyes up and looking for security cameras*
Let me know if you find one. Could be the difference between life and death.