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You have lives??


Well yes, but no. I don't get to use the other two because that'd be repetitive, predictable, boring, predictable, and predictable.
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I’m glad you are okay.


You and me both! I lost a whole life because of that!
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No more accidents with that thing, yeah?
*Aims the light and gun down the hall, and starts walking*


Only on-purposes!
*Salutes*

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*follows behind*

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Ghosts huh? Can’t say I’ve dealt with those.


That arrow sure didn't feel ghostly. But I did after!
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Good work, if so. Based on what you saw, you think it's a good idea to go back and check?


It probably wouldn't huuuuurt. Plus, if she comes back to haunt us, I can just flip this baby in the reverse—
*Blows off the barrel of the handvac*
Direction.
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*Shines the light over your shoulder and farther down the hall*
And she left?


I don't know! I locked her in the room and blasted her with the Ghostprise-O-Matic 3000. She's still in there for all I know!
*Cringes*
You know now that I think about it, she might be dead. Just maybe. Slim chance.
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*Walks toward you from the far end of the hall, flashlight in one hand and my handgun in the other*
You stick out like a sore thumb. What's wrong?


Some archer lady shot me! It was, like, the weirdest coincidence.
*Pauses and looks at my hands, turning over one palm, and then the other*
And it really truly wasn't me! She wasn't one of mine!
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*Shines my light down the hall in your direction once I'm on the same level as you*
Surprise!?


*Puts my hand on either side of my head*
Oh come on! You mean to tell me I was that un-stealthy!?
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*Looks down at my wrist*
Surprise! is in trouble.
*Turns and barrels out the door with my shoulder and runs back toward the stairs*


*Tucks the bulb under my shirt and stays close to the wall while running*
Come on Surprise!, you can think of something... Wait. shut up Surprise!, they'll find you!
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*Many papers, electrical components and wooden shards swirl all around the space, even tearing up the floor and the foundation beneath it to reveal the exposed stone of the mountain itself*


*Stashes the vacuum away and dashes down the hall toward Lucas while spamming the panic button*
If there was ever a time to PANIC!
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*Not a second passes before another arrow busts a hole through the wood in the middle of the door, hitting the wall opposing it*


AAAAH!
*Whips out the handvac and hit the button on the frontmost position of the device*
Take this, you wannabe sniper!
*Flips on the device, which shoots out a torrent of air with hurricane-scale velocities, ripping the room to shreds*
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