Now waiting on Ayame, Dahlia and Leela before I post again. No rush though, we still got slightly over half a week left. ^^
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- I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
- I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
- I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
- I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
- I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
- I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
- I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
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@The Irish Tree: Steppe Archer looks good to me, so consider her accepted! Just go on and post her in the Character Tab and I'll fix everything with links and stuffs and things.
@Shard:
"Join Status: Full"
"The people who will be participating in this roleplay have been invited prior to the creation of this thread, if you have not received such an invite, you are not eligible to join at this moment.
Thank you for reading this disclaimer."
Both things, very top of the thread.
Snarkiness aside, the major reason for why things are as they are is because this roleplay was made for people who can post often and don't want to spend a full week or two waiting on the next person to post. It's a roleplay for people who don't have overly busy shecules and/or very limited free time. We will be trying to keep a pace of a post every 1-3 days, some exceptions of course.
If you think you can handle daily posting, staying active and refraim from "I am so busy because X" or "Something suddenly came up and I'm swamped with Y until Z now!" -excuses, I'd be alright with letting you write up a sheet and see how it turns out.
However, I cannot guarantee a spot in this roleplay even then. The two other players will have to agree to bring you on-board.
And even if they agree and we bring you along, if you fail to keep up the pace, you'll be ejected from the RP like an old, unwanted VCR-tape.
But if you're cool with all that, sure. Just wait for the other two to respond and write up your sheet. ^^
@Shard:
"Join Status: Full"
"The people who will be participating in this roleplay have been invited prior to the creation of this thread, if you have not received such an invite, you are not eligible to join at this moment.
Thank you for reading this disclaimer."
Both things, very top of the thread.
Snarkiness aside, the major reason for why things are as they are is because this roleplay was made for people who can post often and don't want to spend a full week or two waiting on the next person to post. It's a roleplay for people who don't have overly busy shecules and/or very limited free time. We will be trying to keep a pace of a post every 1-3 days, some exceptions of course.
If you think you can handle daily posting, staying active and refraim from "I am so busy because X" or "Something suddenly came up and I'm swamped with Y until Z now!" -excuses, I'd be alright with letting you write up a sheet and see how it turns out.
However, I cannot guarantee a spot in this roleplay even then. The two other players will have to agree to bring you on-board.
And even if they agree and we bring you along, if you fail to keep up the pace, you'll be ejected from the RP like an old, unwanted VCR-tape.
But if you're cool with all that, sure. Just wait for the other two to respond and write up your sheet. ^^
CANCELLED!
This RP has been cancelled and is no longer active.
RECRUITMENT:
We are currently not recruiting new players.
Welcome, Adventurer.
This roleplay is set in the universe of Goblin Slayer. There will be no canon characters present, nor will players be playing as any of them. Apart from some minor changes, the roleplay will hold true to the rules and settings of the original material. The people who will be participating in this roleplay have been invited prior to the creation of this thread, if you have not received such an invite, you are not eligible to join at this moment.
Thank you for reading this disclaimer.
Synopsis:
Palisade Town is a relatively small town on the frontier-outskirts of the nation. It's named after the wooden palisade that surrounds and keeps the settlement safe from the dangers and monsters outside. Thankfully, nothing too threatening dwells in the immediate vicinity of the town, so it's a perfect location for new, untested adventurers to come and begin their careers - and this is where you come in.
Be it that you graduated from an academy, completed your training at a temple, left your rural village, finished your studies with your master or just happened tos tumble into town, your days as a fresh-faced and budding rookie adventurer are about to begin! The time has come to sign up at the Guild, take on quests, grow strong and forge your very own, enduring legend! ... Or die pathetically in the very first week, whichever comes first.
Weapons, armor, magic, treasure, adventure, dungeons and monsters all await you! ... And goblins. Lots and lots of goblins. Like, seriously, scores upon scores of the little blighters.
Rules & Regulations:
Please follow these rules, to ensure everyone is having a good time!
1. No Meta-Gaming. If you know something your character doesn't, then they don't know it.
2. No Character-Controlling. Don't take control or make another prson's character do something - let them act or react on their own. Be patient.
3. No Power-Gaming. You are not invulnerable, unhittable, inexhaustable or otherwise impervious. If you get hurt, you bleed and feel pain. If you get hungry, you want food. If you get poisoned, you will grow weaker and weaker and possibly die. There are no Kryptonians here.
4. No Prior-Knowing. You are not Goblin Slayer. You are not Spearman or Witch. You are a fresh, new, inexeprienced adventurer who has not gone on any (or at least not many) quests yet. You don't know the best way to defeat monsters, nor have you learned the best stratgeies or tactics. Those will come with time, not be present at the start.
5. Be Civil. Discussing, arguing and disagreeing is fine, just be sure to not start outright insulting or bashing each other. Be constructive and resonable towards each other.
6. Have fun! We're all in this to enjoy ourselves. If something is irking you or you're not feeling the desire to keep going, speak up! We'll try to work something out.
7. If your character dies, you may rejoin as a new character of the same (or lower) Adventuring Rank as the character who perished. But you may not join as a higher-ranked character.
Guild's Quest Board:
Here you'll find all the available quests posted by the Adventuring Guild! Quests will be listed with a title, a description and a reward. Please discuss among your party which quest to pick! Note, that one quest may mean that you miss out on other quests, as the list of available missions will refresh every few (in-story) days.
Quests:
Name: Sewer Sanitation
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: Palisade Town Sewers
Reward: 80 Copper
Goal: Slay 20 Giant Roaches
Info: The Giant Roach-population in the sewers has reached an unpleasatly high number. Please cull these pests before they become a real issue to the townsfolk.
Name: Sewer Hunt [TAKEN]
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: Palisade Town Sewers
Reward: 100 Copper
Goal: Slay 10 Giant Rats
Info: The Giant Rat-population in the sewers has reached an unpleasatly high number. Please cull these pests before they become a real issue to the townsfolk.
Name: Supply Delivery
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: Northern Farmstead
Reward: 200 Copper
Goal: Deliver supplies to the Northern Farmstead
Info: The farmstead north of Palisade Town has requested that someone bring a shipment of supplies to them. The cargo is mostly construction-materials, a cart and horse has been provided. Loss of any cargo is cause for personal reimbursement to the client.
Name: Fort Investigation [TAKEN!]
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: North-east of Palisade Town
Reward: 150 Copper
Goal: The town council has requested that someone go and take a look at an old, abandoned hill fort some distance away from the town. The council wants to know the state of the structure and whether it's suitable for re-purposing or should be torn down for materials.
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Locations & Pseudo-Map:
Below you will find hiders with various listed, important locations or areas. The hider's name will indicate in what general area the locations inside of it can be found. As new areas and locations are encountered and learned of, these lists will expand.
Characters & Players:
Here are the current, active characters and their respective players.
- Druid Girl, played by Xaltwind
- Steppe Archer, played by The Irish Tree
- Lizard Fighter, played by Kazemitsu
This roleplay is set in the universe of Goblin Slayer. There will be no canon characters present, nor will players be playing as any of them. Apart from some minor changes, the roleplay will hold true to the rules and settings of the original material. The people who will be participating in this roleplay have been invited prior to the creation of this thread, if you have not received such an invite, you are not eligible to join at this moment.
Thank you for reading this disclaimer.
Synopsis:
Palisade Town is a relatively small town on the frontier-outskirts of the nation. It's named after the wooden palisade that surrounds and keeps the settlement safe from the dangers and monsters outside. Thankfully, nothing too threatening dwells in the immediate vicinity of the town, so it's a perfect location for new, untested adventurers to come and begin their careers - and this is where you come in.
Be it that you graduated from an academy, completed your training at a temple, left your rural village, finished your studies with your master or just happened tos tumble into town, your days as a fresh-faced and budding rookie adventurer are about to begin! The time has come to sign up at the Guild, take on quests, grow strong and forge your very own, enduring legend! ... Or die pathetically in the very first week, whichever comes first.
Weapons, armor, magic, treasure, adventure, dungeons and monsters all await you! ... And goblins. Lots and lots of goblins. Like, seriously, scores upon scores of the little blighters.
Rules & Regulations:
Please follow these rules, to ensure everyone is having a good time!
1. No Meta-Gaming. If you know something your character doesn't, then they don't know it.
2. No Character-Controlling. Don't take control or make another prson's character do something - let them act or react on their own. Be patient.
3. No Power-Gaming. You are not invulnerable, unhittable, inexhaustable or otherwise impervious. If you get hurt, you bleed and feel pain. If you get hungry, you want food. If you get poisoned, you will grow weaker and weaker and possibly die. There are no Kryptonians here.
4. No Prior-Knowing. You are not Goblin Slayer. You are not Spearman or Witch. You are a fresh, new, inexeprienced adventurer who has not gone on any (or at least not many) quests yet. You don't know the best way to defeat monsters, nor have you learned the best stratgeies or tactics. Those will come with time, not be present at the start.
5. Be Civil. Discussing, arguing and disagreeing is fine, just be sure to not start outright insulting or bashing each other. Be constructive and resonable towards each other.
6. Have fun! We're all in this to enjoy ourselves. If something is irking you or you're not feeling the desire to keep going, speak up! We'll try to work something out.
7. If your character dies, you may rejoin as a new character of the same (or lower) Adventuring Rank as the character who perished. But you may not join as a higher-ranked character.
Guild's Quest Board:
Here you'll find all the available quests posted by the Adventuring Guild! Quests will be listed with a title, a description and a reward. Please discuss among your party which quest to pick! Note, that one quest may mean that you miss out on other quests, as the list of available missions will refresh every few (in-story) days.
Quests:
Name: Sewer Sanitation
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: Palisade Town Sewers
Reward: 80 Copper
Goal: Slay 20 Giant Roaches
Info: The Giant Roach-population in the sewers has reached an unpleasatly high number. Please cull these pests before they become a real issue to the townsfolk.
Name: Sewer Hunt [TAKEN]
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: Palisade Town Sewers
Reward: 100 Copper
Goal: Slay 10 Giant Rats
Info: The Giant Rat-population in the sewers has reached an unpleasatly high number. Please cull these pests before they become a real issue to the townsfolk.
Name: Supply Delivery
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: Northern Farmstead
Reward: 200 Copper
Goal: Deliver supplies to the Northern Farmstead
Info: The farmstead north of Palisade Town has requested that someone bring a shipment of supplies to them. The cargo is mostly construction-materials, a cart and horse has been provided. Loss of any cargo is cause for personal reimbursement to the client.
Name: Fort Investigation [TAKEN!]
Rank: Porcelain or above
Location: North-east of Palisade Town
Reward: 150 Copper
Goal: The town council has requested that someone go and take a look at an old, abandoned hill fort some distance away from the town. The council wants to know the state of the structure and whether it's suitable for re-purposing or should be torn down for materials.
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Locations & Pseudo-Map:
Below you will find hiders with various listed, important locations or areas. The hider's name will indicate in what general area the locations inside of it can be found. As new areas and locations are encountered and learned of, these lists will expand.
Characters & Players:
Here are the current, active characters and their respective players.
- Druid Girl, played by Xaltwind
- Steppe Archer, played by The Irish Tree
- Lizard Fighter, played by Kazemitsu
It's alright. Sometimes random rael life stuff comes up and we can't do anything about it. As long as you inform me, or anyone else in the RP, about it, there's nothing to worry about.
Hmm, I suppose I could couple that idea with the one already suggested. They're very similar after all.
Hmm, I suppose I could couple that idea with the one already suggested. They're very similar after all.
Sorry, couldn't keep it in. I really, really wanted to post this. xD
But at least you've got something to do now, Vertigo. Enjoy. :3
But at least you've got something to do now, Vertigo. Enjoy. :3
Meanwhile, on the east main street of Orario:
There was an awkward silence all of a sudden. Many heads were turned and looking at the source of the stream of insults that had just left the lips of a young Renard, standing alone and pointing in the direction of the two arguing groups.
Slowly, but steadily, any nearby pedestrian began to shuffle and slink away from the young fox-girl's immediate vicinity, discreetly for sure, but doing it nontheless. The reason? Well, both groups of angered and upset hot-heads were now focusing their fiery, dagger-peering eyes at the young woman with the big mouth.
For what seemed like a miniature eternity, nothing happaened. Nothing at all.
But then it did happen. Something.
"The heck you say?" One of the larger more hulking brutes exclaimed with a voice that sounded like his vocal cords had been brushed with a cheesegrater.
"Who the hell are you, bitch!?" One of the other group's members cried out, a butch-looking woman with a nose-piercing.
"WHo cares!? This brat needs some attitude-adjustment!" Another called out.
And then, as if some divine power had interfered and unified their hearts and souls into a single, glorious and hive-minded higher entity, the two previously bickering sides had joined together in perfect harmony... Only to let out a sudden, combined, unanimous roar:
"GET HER!"
At this point, any on-lookers were clinging to the walls of nearby houses with their backs, staring on in a mix of amusement, horror or disbelief as six armed, dangerous-looking individuals now raced towards a single, seemingly unarmed young girl who had said far too much It would only take a few seconds, unless the girl turned and started running herself, before the pack of enraged boars would be upon her and deliver swift, merciless Orario justice to the outsider...
There was an awkward silence all of a sudden. Many heads were turned and looking at the source of the stream of insults that had just left the lips of a young Renard, standing alone and pointing in the direction of the two arguing groups.
Slowly, but steadily, any nearby pedestrian began to shuffle and slink away from the young fox-girl's immediate vicinity, discreetly for sure, but doing it nontheless. The reason? Well, both groups of angered and upset hot-heads were now focusing their fiery, dagger-peering eyes at the young woman with the big mouth.
For what seemed like a miniature eternity, nothing happaened. Nothing at all.
But then it did happen. Something.
"The heck you say?" One of the larger more hulking brutes exclaimed with a voice that sounded like his vocal cords had been brushed with a cheesegrater.
"Who the hell are you, bitch!?" One of the other group's members cried out, a butch-looking woman with a nose-piercing.
"WHo cares!? This brat needs some attitude-adjustment!" Another called out.
And then, as if some divine power had interfered and unified their hearts and souls into a single, glorious and hive-minded higher entity, the two previously bickering sides had joined together in perfect harmony... Only to let out a sudden, combined, unanimous roar:
"GET HER!"
At this point, any on-lookers were clinging to the walls of nearby houses with their backs, staring on in a mix of amusement, horror or disbelief as six armed, dangerous-looking individuals now raced towards a single, seemingly unarmed young girl who had said far too much It would only take a few seconds, unless the girl turned and started running herself, before the pack of enraged boars would be upon her and deliver swift, merciless Orario justice to the outsider...
What does everyone else think? This a good idea?
I'm pretty sure its the people who're smelly, not necessarily the stalls... xD
I'm pretty sure its the people who're smelly, not necessarily the stalls... xD
I'm actually not double-posting out of self-restraint, more than not being allowed. If I start double-posting in the IC, you guys wouldn't see the end of it. :P
As for the trial, it's actually a fairly important part of the Prologue. If your characters can't figure and accomplish at least two of the hidden goals needed to be accepted, you'll actually be kicked out of the Familia and, most likely, starve to death in the streets because nobody else'll take you. :P
Of course, there are always inteeresting bits, you just need to find them. What we could do is you guys post short posts about what your character wants to do for the day, or time period, and if anything in particular comes up, I would inform you. Like for example:
"Ayame decided to use the time between noon and evening to go browse the market for potential deals."
If something interesting came up, I'd send you a PM or post something like:
"As Ayame was wandering about the market stalls, wrinkling her nose at the various unpleasant odors that assaulted her nostrils, she spotted Doneth Skrayer over by a jewelry merchant, furrowing his brow at the selection."
You could then either choose to engage the "event", or simply go on to somewhere else. This way, it'll also be easy to sync up timelines and such, because everyone will use a "piece" of the day to dedicate to something, if you get what I mean.
That's just an idea though, if you got any better ones, I'd love to hear'em.
As for the trial, it's actually a fairly important part of the Prologue. If your characters can't figure and accomplish at least two of the hidden goals needed to be accepted, you'll actually be kicked out of the Familia and, most likely, starve to death in the streets because nobody else'll take you. :P
Of course, there are always inteeresting bits, you just need to find them. What we could do is you guys post short posts about what your character wants to do for the day, or time period, and if anything in particular comes up, I would inform you. Like for example:
"Ayame decided to use the time between noon and evening to go browse the market for potential deals."
If something interesting came up, I'd send you a PM or post something like:
"As Ayame was wandering about the market stalls, wrinkling her nose at the various unpleasant odors that assaulted her nostrils, she spotted Doneth Skrayer over by a jewelry merchant, furrowing his brow at the selection."
You could then either choose to engage the "event", or simply go on to somewhere else. This way, it'll also be easy to sync up timelines and such, because everyone will use a "piece" of the day to dedicate to something, if you get what I mean.
That's just an idea though, if you got any better ones, I'd love to hear'em.
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