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3 yrs ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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3 yrs ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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4 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
4 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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*Reaches up to feel my scalp, and makes an expression with a blend of shock and disgust*
I, er, would like hair, yes. You said color?


I did. Do you have a preference?
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Okay, so... what happened? How am I "alive" if I turned into a human puddle?


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She's dressed now, dad.


*Turns around to face you two*

Thanks, Stella. Anyway, to answer your question, it's a bit of a long story. The gist is, your friends wound up here on accident, so I had someone follow them to the fight. They won, you got hurt, so they and your body were brought here. We made you a new body, and put your soul in it.

... Aside from the hair, which I wasn't sure what length or color you might want, so if you want that taken care of, let me know. We also put a helpful little implant in to keep your soul in better condition than it was in when it got here.
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*Finishes putting on the clothes*
Why are you turned around?


To give you privacy. It's one thing when doing an operation, or recreating a body. It's another when it's complete and healthy.
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Or if you're so sure this is all fake, we could bring him back and you can ask him yourself. Or you could get dressed.


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Stella that was mean. Be kind to our guests.


Yes, both unkind and effective. Thank you for saving being mean for last, though.
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Who would want that monster to ever see the light of day?


Excellent decision. Your agreement has been noted, and we'll get started on that whole thing once you're walking properly.
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What are you going to have him do to me??


Rot, mostly. He's dead. If I heard correctly from Envy, we're going to be disposing of him in a way to prevent revival. Unless, as his apparent daughter, you have a problem with that happening. If you don't, you're welcome to help.
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Understood.

*The others see me disappear, and a panel on the ceiling above Artemis opens, from which Dark Dynamo's body falls to the ground. I then reappear with the others*


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*Screams and lurches into a sitting position*


I assume the thud and scream that mean that she did so.

*Slightly louder*

Thank you, Envy.
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Why? We're not going to animate him.


True.

Envy, can you drop him in here?
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And, you know what else? Her dad's body.


I was thinking that might do the opposite, but I suppose.
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The boring one is therapy and slowly getting used to being alive again until her fear goes away. The fast option is to actually just hurt her worse than mental pain she's afraid of but less bad than she knows we can. Then there'd be no point in tricking her.


Hmm... I dislike it, but it might work. Could also show her the state her old body is in.
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