Zarkun

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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Do an activity with your kids like taking them to a park or baking? Draw with them? Buy them silly puddy?

@hatakekuro

Three children, two strollers, one me. Do the math. Too young to do baking with. Don't like anyone but them drawing on their paper and no money as of yet to get silly putty with.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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Don't you spend time with your kids and wife?

@hatakekuro

Yes, but the wife works and the kids get bored quickly.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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There there.

Also hi I'm on break. Save me. I have been working all day with child who can quote entire episodes of Thomas he tank engine by memory. Its all he does. I hate Thomas the tank engine so much.

@Leslie Hall

*hands earphones* Try those. Also, PM when you can.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

God, what have I become? I feel like one of those guys whose entire existence hinges on internet entertainment...

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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So you cannot get me. xD

@hatakekuro

But I can trace your IP and find you.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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Sorry but there is no real one. :P Just a character.

@hatakekuro

It's not like I know your name...

- eats the popcorn slowly all the while watching layers of fear in the middle of the night -

Why do i watch scary stuff before i go to bed..

@AzazelSlayer

Because you don't like sleep?

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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*sees you throw my actual rp character rather than me*

@hatakekuro

*grabs the Real hatakekuro through his computer screen* THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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*pushes over a guy named Hata*

@hatakekuro

I said who's name starts with it, not who's name it is. Don't try and weasel your way around it.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

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*pushes over a guy named Harold*

@hatakekuro

Rephrase. Who's name starts with hata.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience, as well, someone who's name starts with an H...