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𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

Afternoon everyone how're we doing on this fine weekend?

@Queen of Aces

Kinda pissed honestly, got home and got ready to mow my lawn and the mower wouldn't start. Then it started raining, so even if I can figure out what's wrong with the damn thing the ground will be too soft.

I got my next post pretty much lined up though, barring any changes for blackdragon's response and other posts between now and then.

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

And on that note I'm gonna get some sleep, folks. Looks like when Blackdragon was last online, their timezone was 2:30 AM, so they likely won't be back tonight and I gotta be up at 4:30 in the morning. G'night.

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

@Chris488 It's a Prison School quote. It's age restricted so I can't embed it, search Prison School Ass-Man on youtube.

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

@Chris488 Oh yeah? Then please, elaborate on your choice my good sir! Perhaps you need a little hint to push you in the right direction? I've traveled far and wide, and everyone I've asked has given me equally disappointing answers. Perhaps the worst is "There's no logic behind one's preference. No reason, c'est la vie, and of course the tired George Mallory inspired "Because it is there!" soundbyte. But if you say you are cultured without a reason behind it, you proclaim your own phoniness! You've had plenty of time to justify your decision, I think it's time you shared your answer! DoN't YOu!?

You know what is interesting? This thread started yesterday and we're already at 354+ posts in the OOC.

@Dark Cloud

*looks back at the post history and where the most posts are*
Does anyone else wanna tell him? I'm afraid I might hurt his feelings. XD

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

Lord knows I want to create a height chart of everyone here lmao

@Queen of Aces

And I wanna see a bust chart. I'm willing to bet Empusa has just about everybody beat--if Aurora outdoes her, it's just by volume, not proportion!

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

@Dark Cloud I kind of wanted to wait and see if @blackdragon was going to post with Phagora again, since Empusa has already directly spoken to her. Also it's getting pretty late on my end, I was thinking of heading to bed soon. I'll start working on something so that I can copy paste faster when the time's right, but I dunno if I can guarantee a response tonight.

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

@Dark Cloud
Empusa: *imitates the monotone voice of a computer* This safe word is already in use. Please pick another! *WHA-PISH!*
Seiji: DON'T USE ANYTHING REFERENCING YOUR JOHNSON SHE'LL SAY IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH!
Empusa: That's not true! You tried that before and I didn't tell you that!
Seiji: No, you told me *imitates computer too* This safe word is too long and girthy, please use another.

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

@Chris488
You think Empusa possesses the capacity for mercy?

@Dark Cloud
Empusa: *demon-forges a whip, which she draws out from betwixt her cleavage* Oh, honey, don't think of it as punishment. Think of it as...an introduction to a new kink!
Seiji: TELL HER THE SAFE WORD NOW SHE WON'T GIVE YOU A CHANCE LATER!

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

Do mentions made via Edits work now? I remember they used to not send out notifications if they weren't placed when the post was originally made.

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

@Queen of Aces
I just now noticed, but we're still missing a few profiles that were already posted and approved in the Interest Check. Might wanna let the relevant players know.