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no u

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Hiya, Blitz!

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Wassup?

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I'm well aware =P

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Wassup?

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So I've determined that in Brawl my skill level is roughly somewhere in between a level 8 and level 9 AI at the moment. I was far better at Melee, and Brawl just feels so much different.

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Smash 4, brah; I may be getting a Wii U just for that game. It's far better than Brawl.

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I'll be getting one too. After I get a job.

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What's with everyone and this whole job business?

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Saving up moneys so I can buy cool things like Wii U, Xbox One, computer upgrades and games.

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I don't even understand how any of you have time for jobs. I'd never get hired due to all the exceptions I'd have to have regarding scheduling.

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Don't eat steamed celery. That's the secret.

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I've been doing it wrong all these years.

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Now you know. I've actually had a job ever since I was 7 years old, when I refused my first steamed celery. As a result, the job stork dropped a new boss on my doorstep. We opened the door and looked down at him. His first words were "Get me off this darn ground, you slacker." But it was what he said next that changed my life forever. "You're hired. Be at Weenie Hut Jr. at 7 AM tomorrow to clean the toilets in the men's restroom." Those words brought a tear to my eye, and I never looked at life the same way. I'll never go back to the ways of the steamed celery, as minimum wage and poor working conditions are all I need to be happy in life.

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So in other words (for you math people out there), negative steamed celery equals happiness?

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Bingo. That and |steamed celery|.

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But wouldn't that be equal to a concentration of steamed celery?

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Celery (mol)/Steam (Liters)

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So heavily steamed will equate to more happiness?

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As close to it as you can get with steamed celery, yee.