Cold water.

My boiler broke :/

taking off my fur suit

@Azarthes If you were committed you'd shower with the suit still on.

Getting out and immediately breaking out into twelve hundred trillion goosebumps because holy shit it's freezing. #ScottishProblems.

I scoff internally whenever someone mentions being cold. I'm already an old man when it comes to that subject, that whole uphill-both-ways type gripe has thoroughly penetrated my mind. "Cold? Pssh, you don't know what cold is!"

Knowing that I'm wasting water by staying in more than fifteen minutes.

Honestly, there's no good reason to worry about it. The amount of water that you use to take a longer than necessary shower is drastically smaller than the amount of water that was used to, say, cultivate the almonds that you snacked on afterwards. Most of humanity's water use is agricultural or industrial. Personal use, even to a frivolous degree, is negligible.

Plus, you're not really consuming water when you take a shower, at least not in the same way that you consume petroleum when you ignite your engine. It's all filtered back through and reused. Earth has exactly the same amount of water on it right now as it did before Homo Sapiens first carved a sharp rock into a sharper rock.

Getting out in the cold.

Taking the post-shower shit.

@Azarthes If you were committed you'd shower with the suit still on.
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Honestly, there's no good reason to worry about it. The amount of water that you use to take a longer than necessary shower is drastically smaller than the amount of water that was used to, say, cultivate the almonds that you snacked on afterwards. Most of humanity's water use is agricultural or industrial. Personal use, even to a frivolous degree, is negligible.

Plus, you're not really consuming water when you take a shower, at least not in the same way that you consume petroleum when you ignite your engine. It's all filtered back through and reused. Earth has exactly the same amount of water on it right now as it did before Homo Sapiens first carved a sharp rock into a sharper rock.

Don't you have to pay for the water you use, though?

Not if you steal it.

My knees always hurt after sitting on the hard tiles for so long and having to clean spunk out of my hair is just such a mess.

And drying my hair. That shit takes forever 'cause it's so thick.

Not if you steal it.

Vilage is a confirmed Detroiter.

He knows Tyrone, the guy who will turn the water back on for you for twelve bucks.

It's not stealing if you pay for somebody else to steal it for you. All that is is just basic capitalism.

@Azarthes If you were committed you'd shower with the suit still on.

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I scoff internally whenever someone mentions being cold. I'm already an old man when it comes to that subject, that whole uphill-both-ways type gripe has thoroughly penetrated my mind. "Cold? Pssh, you don't know what cold is!"

<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

Honestly, there's no good reason to worry about it. The amount of water that you use to take a longer than necessary shower is drastically smaller than the amount of water that was used to, say, cultivate the almonds that you snacked on afterwards. Most of humanity's water use is agricultural or industrial. Personal use, even to a frivolous degree, is negligible.

Plus, you're not really consuming water when you take a shower, at least not in the same way that you consume petroleum when you ignite your engine. It's all filtered back through and reused. Earth has exactly the same amount of water on it right now as it did before Homo Sapiens first carved a sharp rock into a sharper rock.

Uh wrong
We must have water in ISS

Did we forget to water the astronauts again?

Uh wrong
We must have water in ISS

I see you buy into the whole 'International Space Station' conspiracy. Space isn't even real, man. Funding for NASA is just funnelled straight into the NSA. Their acronyms are even basically the same.

I see you buy into the whole 'International Space Station' conspiracy. Space isn't even real, man. Funding for NASA is just funnelled straight into the NSA. Their acronyms are even basically the same.

NASA made the ISS
NASA=NSA
ISS=ISIS
9/11 false flag confirmed

Getting in,
Getting out,
Closing my eyes
Opening my eyes,
Thinking,
Not thinking.

Pretty much a lot of the opposites..

Shaving my legs. Nice smooth legs are so great, but it takes forever to shave. And the whole time I'm thinking about how I'm using up all my good razors and will have to drop a fortune to get more, but they are so worth it.

Also that whole thing of seeing myself in the mirror before and after. Ewww