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Or perhaps this:

The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming!

"Damn those relentless Brits, armed with crumpets and poor oral hygiene! Quick! Round up our finest mooses, and prepare the vats of maple! The beaver dam will only hold them off for so long..."

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I'd be upset if I wasn't laughing so hard right now.

Although the plural of moose is moose ;)

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"Damn those relentless Brits, armed with crumpets and poor oral hygiene! Quick! Round up our finest mooses, and prepare the vats of maple! The beaver dam will only hold them off for so long..."

Is that a Canada joke?

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Is that a Canada joke?

It was supposed to poke fun at the Egyptians... I guess I need to work on my geography.

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Pyramids, igloos, same difference right?

I haven't had a hangover in three years and now I want to die. And I think I invited some twink trick over last night.

Happy Sunday everyone. Hopefully I'll be posting today.

@Natty I absolutely love that Casey measures currency in Peppermint Mochas. I do the same with my precious Caramel Macchiato (though I'm still in Pumpkin Spice Latte season at the minute); it really tickled me to read. I thought I was the only person who could possibly be that white, but it seems I've found a kindred spirit in Casey.

Finally posted. Now I'm gonna go finish this menudo grandma made me. For the white folks, it's a gift from jesus for hangovers.

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Never underestimate a collab between abuelita and Mr. Jesus Cristo. Good luck, hunty.

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Abeula and Jesus are a good team. For a grown ass 23 year old, my grandma still spoils me. She knows how to throw down in the kitchen. I don't need to go to a Mexican restaurant. I just go to mom or abeula yaaasss.