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You're not describing ice!

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I'm describing ice with a magical property!

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That's not real!

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I'm not arguing with you?

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You're so wrong!

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Not at all.

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No, I'm not! It doesn't have to be normal ice!

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How do you know it's not real? Who's to say that the natural magic of a world might infuse into ice upon its formation and give it special properties?

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I know.

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*Rolls my eyes*

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Because I know ice better than you!

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Okay?

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I'm just thinking about it.

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Because I know ice better than you!

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Okay?

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Can you, then, tell me that you can't infuse magic into ice?

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That's fine.

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... Eeyep.

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Not in the way you're describing!

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Hmm... Well, let's lay down several facts. Don't argue with me; just affirm or deny them. One: ice can be eaten.

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Yeah.

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Two: ice can be kept cold, and therefore frozen.

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Ice is always frozen, no matter the temperature.

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Ice can be kept from melting. Whatever. Three: direct injection or absorption magics exist.

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I was just told that you're creating a non sequitur.

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I'm not. Just wait. There's more. But there does exist magic where objects can be absorbed directly into bodies without tearing them up or anything; i.e. all those magical artifacts that bond to your person when you touch them for no reason.

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I don't know; probably.