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Wow 300! Praise the GLORIOUS LEADER

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ATTENTION

Feline-borne disease is on the rise. The Ministry of Mercy has issued a report stating that as many as one in five household cats may be infected with dangerous communicable disease. As of this study, there is no reason to suspect that feline-to-human infection has occurred; however, as a safety precaution, the Ministry of Mercy has asked the loyal subjects of the GLORIOUS LEADER to volunteer any potentially infectious cats for termination. This voluntary termination policy will remain in effect for a one-week period, after which compulsory terminations will begin. HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!

They are insulting us, and they are insulting me, and they are insulting the glorious leader. This afternoon all our systems were hacked to play only 'cat videos' and this insufferable music -- surely you have heard it by now. The administration is not amused. Well if the rebels wanted to bring cats into this, they got cats into this, and so be it. Sic Semper Cattus.

You the so-called "loyal" have failed to bring about an end of this rebellion. I will not suffer the same fate as my predecessor. Bring me information on the identity or whereabouts of Codename R. Sanctions will continue until this terrorist is brought to justice. You have your orders. Go.
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Soft kitty, / Warm kitty, / Little ball of fur. / Happy kitty, / Sleepy kitty, / Purr Purr Purr...









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The Ministry of reconstruction and rehabilitation has recently released a notice that all demolitions henceforth will be done with extra explosives to entertain the citizenry. ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!

It is fortunate that the list of non-essential buildings was "leaked" to the public under a different guise. If this "R" keeps up his demolitions, we will have saved millions in demolitions funds. The more this villain "R" demolishes, the more certain we can be about his true identity. He will be identified. Until he is, he will be used.
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Oh, GLORIOUS LEADER! I am here to spread the word of your greatness to the ends of the earth!


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I will gladly suffer whatever fate I must if the Glorious Leader deems my efforts unsatisfactory. In the name of all that is glorious, I will root out these wicked rebels!

I have a solution to ending these bombings, comrades. What if... now hear me out... what if we bombed the buildings FIRST?
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Good day fellow citizens. It is I once more.

Last night, I sought to strike another killing blow against the seven headed beast that is this monstrous authoritarian regime. It was I who bombed the main offices of the Ministry of Mercy, after their, dare I say, humorous attempt to euthanize housepets alike. It just goes to show the foolishness and bigotry among these imbecilic cowards, and how far they will strive to make themselves look good in the public image and to make others look like idiots.

The glorious leader and his party, try as they may to look like the brave and gallant souls they perceive to be in their delusional granduer, they...are but spineless. Even now he sits at his desk, a cold sweat chilling his broad, wrinkled forehead. Oh yes glorious leader, I am talking straight to you. I know all about how you cannot sleep at night, about those pesky ulcers in your stomach ravaging you with such unspeakable discomfort. Your own men, even they are restless and stirring about the cage, some of them a bit more...hungry than you. Your empire is collapsing before your very eyes, and you, a man of once great power and respect, are helpless to stop it. All you can do is sit behind a screen, a camera, and spout your obscenities with venomous fervor to the people about how much you despise me, the resistance, and all those you so dubiously deem undesirable.

While Rome burns Nero plays his requiem upon the strings of a fiddle, the music, so sweet and melancholic when laced with the cries and laments of his people smoldering. The very populous he swore to protect and bring peace to, when in secret he conspires to bring forth their imminent, untimely ends. You've not I, but only yourself to blame, when they come crashing through your door to drag you to the gallows where their fathers and forefathers once hung. And so I offer this.

Surrender now, glorious leader, and relinquish all power you possess to the people who so willingly deserve it, or...surrender when I am standing before you, face...to face.

And to the resistance, my brothers and my sisters in arms, facing the tyrant and his minions on the front lines and in the shadows. Our struggle is only beginning. While the glorious leader threatens you, your families, and your loved ones, do not cower, do not dismay when faced with the jaws of the Cerberus. Instead rejoice that you have riled the beast from slumber! True, many of us, including myself will be faced with certain demise, but we cannot falter to this regime as we have done long before. In the words of the wise men, "A people who fears their government leads to tyranny, but a government who fears the people gives way to liberty." Liberty, justice, our divine, unalienable rights, those things we have so forsaken in hopes of a better life, once more we shall grasp in victory with blood on our hands, once more we shall hold dear and never relinquish because a foolish man once said we would be safe under his arms!

FIGHT! And continue to fight! Even when they've locked you away in the darkest abyss imaginable! Even when they have starved you and your loved ones into obscurity! Even when they force you from your homes, burn it to the ground, then drag you with whipped feet to face the guillotine! Continue to fight! Continue to struggle, to lash out and wrench towards the beast till he can stand no longer! It is said that before we reach paradise, every man must endure Hell, and endure we shall to the very end, when we stand together as one before a new day dawning over the hills of our battles! When we enact Retribution upon our foes, spark the flames of Revolution to burn forth and immolate the wicked injustices before us, and as the phoenix rises from her ashes, so too will be the Resurrection of our nation, and free we shall be forever more!

Victory is at hand my people!

~R


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VERYLOYALtoGL HAIL GLORIOUS LEADER!

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All Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER!

Yes, I am extremely totally loyal subject to the GLORIOUS LEADER! However, I appear to have misplaced my code-frequency to communicate on our super-important plans, which hampers my ability to convey thoughts and intentions towards the good of the Glorious Leader's rule! May I ask that some fellow extremely loyal subject of the Glorious Leader PM me the code, so I may use my full power to assist in allowing the GLORIOUS LEADER to command all the power that is rightfully his and fight the futile disloyals of the realm?

Because I am totally loyal subject and should be included in such discussions. Yes. Totally.

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CODED BURST

We need spin coverage on the latest round of bombings. Perhaps the best course of action is to portray the destruction of the Ministry of Mercy as a hostile attack, and attempt to win public support that way. I leave it to you. In the meantime I will be working with @VeryLoyaltoGL to acquire a person of interest in the bombings; all others loyal to the GLORIOUS LEADER are given full discretion to use any means necessary to fight the rebels. Do not fail.
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Under the flag of the GLORIOUS LEADER, for the land of GLORIA, I dispense justice.

Peace Through Order.
Order Through Law.
Law Through Justice.

Our resolve shall guide us to glory.

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER.


Attention, citizens. In the wake of recent destruction and terror wreaking havoc upon our ordered society, the GLORIOUS LEADER has invoked a band not seen in many ages. This, 'R', as you may know him or her... Is a menace. A blight upon our otherwise glorious cauldron of security, order, and peace. As I understand it, fear has cut through your hearts at these constant explosions. The display of evil has bloomed with the fanning flames of the unjust. I am hear to tell you, do not fear. You may wonder, how? How are we to keep this hideous emotion at bay... Well, my lovely citizens, I am the answer. Once, in an ancient time the GLORIOUS LEADER acquired his title through the aid of the most feared fighting force in the history of man. Songs were sung about them, stories written and told throughout the centuries until one day the stories faded into legend. Now, none but the truly elderly remember. I am a member, the leader of this order answering only to the GLORIOUS LEADER and no one else. Who am I? I am no one, as we all should strive to be. We are none but the selfless, faceless mass who live to serve the greater good of all mankind. And, there is no greater good than to bring glory to the GLORIOUS LEADER. Who am I, and who are we who serve in this feared force?

We, we faceless men my wonderful citizens... We are Reapers. In the shroud of darkness and the fog of night, we bring terror to those that would wrong us. Traitors, invaders, lawless scum that they are. Our blades, our guns, our bullets, as one united force we bury evil into the last pit of Hell where it belongs. 'R' is one of them, and he shall be casted down into the gloomy nothingness of death. If you need a name to call me, then I have been granted one. You may call me 'Dark Wind'. Yes, it is a strange name isn't it? But, as a Reaper; having a name dedicated to the GLORIOUS LEADER is the highest honor. I am the faceless terror of the howling wind, bringing down the shriek of vengeful justice upon my victims with the cutting blade of cold. And once my work is finished, I vanish once more into the shadows, haunting the next wrongdoer. We the Reapers are your cloak, your shield, your ultimate protection. Wear us, and we shall not fail you nor guide you down the wrong path.

Only those of the strongest will forged in the hottest fires may follow us and join our ranks. If you wish to join...

Don the cloak.




And then, speak these words:

Evil lurks, and my light must now burn. My fire shall not be extinguished until I fall. I am the blade that cleaves the darkness, the harbinger of justice. I sacrifice my name, individuality, and all selfish glory for the sake of the greatness that is the GLORIOUS LEADER. I shall be the faceless terror that stalks the night, the ghosts that haunt our enemies, the reaper who sends the traitors and invaders to the foul abyss. My fire shall consume the darkness this day and all the day's to come!


The winds of justice shall devour our enemies! All hail the GLORIOUS LEADER!
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It is with pride we welcome the Reapers back from the annals of history.

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!

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There is something suspicious about @VERYLOYALtoGL. He does not seem altogether convincing. But as with all problems, it is easily solved and rectified. We suggest a few hours of indoctrination. That should cement his loyalty where it belongs.
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I appear to have cranked the tension dial slightly too high with my two-faced proclamation, given the sheer number of splinter rebel and glory factions now in play.
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All hail the GLORIOUS LEADER! All hail the REAPERS!

@New HeraldYou can depend on me, Herald! Allow me to eagerly listen to ALL which is being discussed on our secret personal code frequency and then use it to our full advantage!

In the PM with my orders I've been assigned to infiltrate the so-called "Resistance" and see if I can give us an eye from the inside in order to capture mdk or R, so without further ado, I'm off to attempt infiltration!


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I've finally settled on a solid plan for my entry. Hopefully I'll still be able to finish writing the thing, what with all these exams being crammed into my face right about now.
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