Wow 300! Praise the GLORIOUS LEADER
They are insulting us, and they are insulting me, and they are insulting the glorious leader. This afternoon all our systems were hacked to play only 'cat videos' and this insufferable music -- surely you have heard it by now. The administration is not amused. Well if the rebels wanted to bring cats into this, they got cats into this, and so be it. Sic Semper Cattus.
You the so-called "loyal" have failed to bring about an end of this rebellion. I will not suffer the same fate as my predecessor. Bring me information on the identity or whereabouts of Codename R. Sanctions will continue until this terrorist is brought to justice. You have your orders. Go.
It is fortunate that the list of non-essential buildings was "leaked" to the public under a different guise. If this "R" keeps up his demolitions, we will have saved millions in demolitions funds. The more this villain "R" demolishes, the more certain we can be about his true identity. He will be identified. Until he is, he will be used.
I have a solution to ending these bombings, comrades. What if... now hear me out... what if we bombed the buildings FIRST?
CODED BURST
We need spin coverage on the latest round of bombings. Perhaps the best course of action is to portray the destruction of the Ministry of Mercy as a hostile attack, and attempt to win public support that way. I leave it to you. In the meantime I will be working with @VeryLoyaltoGL to acquire a person of interest in the bombings; all others loyal to the GLORIOUS LEADER are given full discretion to use any means necessary to fight the rebels. Do not fail.
@New Herald
There is something suspicious about @VERYLOYALtoGL. He does not seem altogether convincing. But as with all problems, it is easily solved and rectified. We suggest a few hours of indoctrination. That should cement his loyalty where it belongs.
You can depend on me, Herald! Allow me to eagerly listen to ALL which is being discussed on our secret personal code frequency and then use it to our full advantage!
In the PM with my orders I've been assigned to infiltrate the so-called "Resistance" and see if I can give us an eye from the inside in order to capture mdk or R, so without further ado, I'm off to attempt infiltration!
You rebels are all the same. Seeking to overthrow tradition, history, order, and for what? So that you can put your own tyrant in this one's stead?
The Glorious Leader
, Holmishire spits, as he is called, is weak and cruel. And yet, that gives you no right to take his life. We humans are ultimately selfish and self-destructive—without a strong leader to beat us into submission, there would be none left both living and sane enough to revel in the glory of the newfound victory.
To gain freedom, freedom must be stripped of another.
So fight your petty wars, resist if you must. I care not if you succeed, or if you are crushed as is all you deserve. I swear no allegiance to a single man, only to power. And where one loses power, another rises to fill the void. Order will always be returned to balance.