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Granted, but sadly, something even more gnarled and twisted rises from its ashes.

I wish for iambic pentameter to be much easier to write in.
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did u no that the last population of mammoths existed on Wrangel Island less than 4000 jahres ago? pretty incredible i wood say
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Just going to ignor the previous post....

Granted. SInce I have no idea what that is, I can't really corrupt it, sorry.

I wish I was not sick.
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Granted, rock statues rarely do.

I wish for free caramel muffins.
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Your wish is granted. Since they are free, they are also crap. Worst muffin's you'll ever taste.

I wish for a good night sleep.
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Granted. Again, rock statues get nothing but sleep.

I wish foooorrrrrrr...an odd word with a definition. I’m bored.
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Wish Granted: nyctophilia(nĭk′tə-fĭl′ē-ə)

n.A preference for the night or darkness.

However, this word and it's synonyms will be the only thing you know and can use from now on.

I wish for the ability to cast spells.
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Your wish is granted. You know two spells. Sticks to snakes and Tenser's Floating Disk. Have fun making THOSE useful.

I wish depression wasn't a thing.
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Granted, however, to make up for this the gods have declared that sadness shall evolve and consume us all for tampering with emotions.

I wish for a stable income and nice house in the future.
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Granted. Your income is very stable at a consistent zero dollars and zero cents. Your future nice house is the fancy hospital you'll spend the night in the day that you die.

I wish for more wishes.
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Your wish has been granted, @The Nexerus, your wish wishing has provided you with more wishes. Unfortunately, as the power of the wish was divided among these wishes, and each has subsequently divided themselves for more wishes, you have created an infinite loop of effectively ineffective wishes as their capacity divides further unto themselves.

It is my wish that only felines receive wishes.
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Granted, though all felines have conquered the world, and humans as pets, and you will be homeless as you wasted your wish to give others wishes, you will never be known of how you caused the rise of felines and could've been a hero.

I wish I was in Gulag.
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I am not seeing how this is an issue. Live a silent hero, die a silent hero, @Sewer Rat.

Regardless, you have been sent to the gulag, yet instead it is the idealized memetic, perfect communist utopia that has invaded the minds of internet goers like a virus. You suffer a life of being blasted with falsified niceties and burning bright rainbow patterns whilst doing hard labor, being starved, beaten, and tortured, locked forever away even after your psyche has broken, with only the grace of time coming to collect on you when your hourglass' sand has run out.

I wish for no wishes.
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Granted but it only applies to you in this timeline and universe

I wish that Fortuna on Warframe comes soon for console
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Granted however the console is a Nintendo 64

I wish to become my oc.
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Granted. You become your OC—but not the one you're thinking of right now. The other OC. That one you made when you were eleven and really into that show you don't watch anymore.

I wish I could selectively read minds.
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Your wish is granted. You can read minds, but you loose your own.

I wish I wasn't so gosh dang cold all the time.
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Thank goodness my mind is only loosened and not lost. It would have been awful if I had to lose (l-o-s-e) my mind.

Granted, you're no longer cold because you are perpetually on fire because you are teleported to the surface of the sun.

I wish I won the lottery.
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Granted however, the lottery you won was for a repugnant object that no one really wants and is not very expensive.

I wish to become a great Psychiatrist that is well off in life.
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Granted, but because of your line of work, you lose your mind and you are committed to an insane asylum.

I wish to erase the mistakes of my past.
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