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No, the wish would be mine, but I'd hire the lawyer to write it out in the form of a contract.

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So you'd read it off a slip of paper?

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If I have to say it out loud, sure.

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Well, that's one way to do it I suppose.

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They're sneaky creatures.

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Genies, or lawyers?

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Lawyers.

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A genie is a species. A lawyer is a choice.

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I agree. I still hold to my statement.

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Well, this all depends on whether or not you ever find a genie.

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I feel like lawyers will exist either way.

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Unfortunately.

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*Laughs*
I'm sure some are nice people.

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But they're lawyers.

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Sounds a bit contradictory, huh?

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Yep.

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If it wasn't for your apparent pain, I'd say that's fantastic.

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*Pulls the camera out of the portal*

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*the camera seems mostly intact*

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*Checks the footage*