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The Jace Family
@Architect -- Jace Jace
@Byrd Man -- Uncle Jerry Jace
@GreenGrenade -- Grandpa Jace, Sister Jace, Stepmum Jace, Darryl Jace, Every Other Jace
@Nightrunner -- Dark Jace

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@megatrash -- Patty
@GreenGrenade -- Jon Goldstein
@Nytem4re -- Cookie the National-Socialist Staffordshire Bull Terrier
@Hillan -- Johannes Mikhail Khorenstai
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Name: Cookie
Age: 7 years old
Gender: Female Dog (Male Human Reincarnation)
Bio:

To any onlooker, Cookie is just a happy dog. However, this couldn't be further from the truth. Cookie is actually the reincarnation of Francis Galton, a 19th Century eugenicist famous for pioneering the field. Cookie has also been further red-pilled after reading Jace's assigned readings for his philosophy class and will go on long rants about how the inferior genes need to be bred out of existence. Johannes's relationship with Jace's entire family is met with disdain from cookie, who yells at Johannes for propagating what she perceives as inferior slavic genes in the population pool. However, being a dog, no one can really understand her, and her rants generally are just seen as happy barking. The rants are only met with intense petting and "good boys", which further infuriates Cookie.

Since Cookie still does have the brain of a dog, for now they are content with being pet and praised for simply doing "dog things". Cookie only hopes that one day Jace's family and Johannes will see the error of their ways.

However cookie has a special affinity for Uncle Jerry, except she wishes that he would be even more radical and humps his leg hoping this will redpill him.
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Name: Johannes Mikhail Khorenstai
Gender: Armenian
Character Brief:
I want to truly dig deep into the depths of such a well established character as Yohannes Khorenstai and his slavic history, digging deep into his background and his trauma in Yugoslavia, and the terrors he suffered at the hands of Jace's family. His life in the KGB and his relationship with the Australian Ice Cream factory, Peters Ice Cream. I want to really explore ideas that the novels never had the guts to. He'll be searching for the Macadonian murderers who burned his life to the ground. Johannes ins out for blood in a John Wick kind of way.

Rectal blood.
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Name: Grandpa Jace
Gender: Fake Albanian and also Greek
Character Brief:
The Jace family patriarch. Incredible wealth born from Armenian blood and tears.
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Name: Dark Jace

Age: Negative Twenty-Three

Character Bio: When Jace looks in the mirror, he sees this guy. Sometimes this guy even steps out of the mirror. He looks just like Jace, except he's gaunt with scarlet eyes. Just like regular humans are made mostly out of water, Dark Jace is mostly made out of Jace's tears. For that reason, he can both literally and figuratively be described as pretty generally salty when compared with the real thing. For every personal defeat regular Jave faces in life, Dark Jace will grow stronger. While DJ doesn't really have IBS, all of the crying it causes Jace to do results in power gains of greater or equal value.
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Name: Brother-in-Law Jace, aka Darryl, aka Dazza
Gender: Tinnies
Character Brief:
Jace Jace's brother-in-law, married to Sister Jace. Loves tinnies. Investment banker.
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Name: My Birth Name is Julian Jace But You May Address Me as J (His name is Julian)
Gender: I have ascended beyond your concept of Gender (He's a dude)
Character Brief: Jace's Step Brother, Not Clear How that Works, Otaku gozi mashda sayonara uwu seppuku ichiban, Well Educated In What Is Actually Happening In The World Right Now You Fucking Lemming, You Wouldn't Understand, Divining the Mysteries of the Deep By Careful Meditation on the works of the greats such as Ohba-san, Takahashi-san, Koyama-san, Wachowski-san, and Stan Lee-San
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Name: Patty
Age: 26
Gender: Hoe
Bio: Like most Americans, Patty is a slightly alcoholic, dumb broke girl who knows nothing about politics. One of her hobbies had led her to meet Jace, and once she heard about his large family, Patty got tunnel vision. They all seemed so exotic and interesting, not to mention extremely attractive, and the young woman finally found her life’s purpose: to get with Jace’s family. She created an OnlyFans account, and she’s finally saved enough money to head to Australia.
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Dion JIHAD CHIQUE ® / NOT THE SHIT, DEFINITELY A FART

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Name:
His true name is unknown to everyone due to being an undercover superhero but he goes by codename Odin

Age:
23 in human years, 2 in Xorplak years (his homeplanet) where he has only just entered infancy stage

Powers:
Latent IBS powered prolapse gun mounted on his backside, depressive aura that can infect anyone with toxic bitterness, anger and depression

Bio:
He was born on Xorplak but had to leave during his first year on that planet (aprox. 10-12 human years) after a coup killed his father (Xorplak ruler) and decimated his family either by execution or imprisonment in forced labor camps. Codename Odin was one of the few to escape and his crash pod ended up on Earth where he was rescued by a loving farmer and his wife. Unfortunately they were killed in a freak car accident. Or was it...

He has roamed earth ever since and decided to make his home in Melbourne, Australia because it reminds him of the eternal suffering his life is, since nobody has a more tragic backstory than him. When looking for likeminded characters, think of Nagato Uzumaki (Pain) from Naruto, whose life is possibly just as tragic as his -- of course, he is a fictional character and Codename Odin is not, so his suffering is still greater.
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Name: Oscar Mac Colgáin
Gender: Male
Bio: The homeless man who stalks Jace, waiting for him to go to the bathroom so he can use his expert toilet disguise and snack on his IBS goodness. Age unknown. Location of birth unknown. At the top of Australia's most dangerous predators list—both of them.
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