Few months ago my cousin was playing CoD on mobile and I decided to download the app to check it out and relive the good old days. I was on a team with all the low ranks like myself but I came out in first place consecutively. When I played with my cousin, who was a high rank, I got 2nd or 3rd place. Good times.
Yesterday I had the misfortune of getting a 1st degree burn on my chest. My own spent casing ricocheted off my partner to my right and bounced into my shirt. My hands were occupied for roughly a minute so that sucker just burned me as it was stuck in place. I had a blister and all, but it popped on its own overnight.
I have a case of misheard lyrics for a lot of songs. One of the funniest ones that comes to mind is STP's Sex Type Thing. Instead of "I said you shouldn't have worn that dress, worn that dress", I heard "I said you shouldn't have the wrong address, wrong address". It cracks me up every time, and that's why I like reading lyrics every now and then.
I ate dog food once as a kid. I don't recommend it.
My brother once ate cheese dog treats when he was much younger. He found the stash that our grandparents had in the couch for their dogs and thought they were cheetos.