[OOC] Get Kid

[Wade Wilson]

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Edgy.
What info do you need?

@Cynder

as to what exactly all of this is
i don't understand what "get kid" is even supposed to mean

[Cyndyr]

as to what exactly all of this is
i don't understand what "get kid" is even supposed to mean

@Wade Wilson

Get kid.

[Wade Wilson]

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Get kid.

@Cynder

i am a kid how am i supposed to get another kid

[MyCatGinger]

Name: Anita Sarkeesian
Age: A woman doesn't give her age
Gender: Did you just assume my gender?????
Extra info: triggered by cis-white kid scum needs to get triggered, get kid or get out.

[Mao Mao]

@MyCatGinger, have her meet my character please.

[VarionusNW]

TRIGGER WARNING

THE MAIN CHARACTER

Name: THE MAIN CHARACTER
Gender: THECHOSEN1
Age: As there are several different chosen1 prophecies, the age of THE MAIN CHARACTER varies from moment to moment.
Extra Info: THE MAIN CHARACTER is destined to GET KID, and not just that, but to GET ALL THE KID. Certain legends have told of THE MAIN CHARACTER's ability, known as MAIN CHARACTER EX MACHINA, which, during times of great distress, allows them to deny the laws of reality, and pull shit out of their ass (most texts state that this is not literal.) Those texts also speak of an even more powerful ability, DEUS EX machKIDna, which allows THE MAIN CHARACTER to deny the very nature of logic, reason, storytelling, and basically everything else. THE MAIN CHARACTER is also a really god damn coolguy, who, while seemingly dumb as shit, gets all the chicks, adding them to his ever-growing harem of bitches who will never get sum, aka the scorned women's club.

[AdobeFlash]

@VarionusNW

This actually makes me want to die what sins hath you committed.

[VarionusNW]

@VarionusNW

This actually makes me want to die what sins hath you committed.

@AdobeFlash

all the cyns.

[Cyndyr]

all the cyns.

@VarionusNW

you will not see the daylight of tomorrow so god help me.

[ClocktowerEchos]

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you will not see the daylight of tomorrow so god help me.

@Cynder

plz don't become a cynner sempai, think of the children!

[Grey]

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plz don't become a cynner sempai, think of the children!

@ClocktowerEchos

Better yet, get the children

[ClocktowerEchos]

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Better yet, get the children

@Grey

You have terrible parenting advice.

I must learn from you sensei

orz

[ClocktowerEchos]

Probably something I should have asked ealier/probably know the answer too.

But how the fuck do I interact with people?

halp ;-;

[AdobeFlash]

@ClocktowerEchos

Just go to their location and begin conversing. You could say you landed in front of the hospital or something along those lines. This is about as free as an rp can be.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@ClocktowerEchos

Just go to their location and begin conversing. You could say you landed in front of the hospital or something along those lines. This is about as free as an rp can be.

@AdobeFlash

Never been in a free RP.

Probably why I'm having so much difficulty understanding wtf to do

[AdobeFlash]

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Never been in a free RP.

Probably why I'm having so much difficulty understanding wtf to do

@ClocktowerEchos

Neither have I.
But now I have

[AdobeFlash]

Dark Horse is an idiot. Doesn't he know the only way that ritual would work is if he clutched in his hands an Arby's coupon and a 50 year old toaster?

[yoshua171]

Dark Horse is an idiot. Doesn't he know the only way that ritual would work is if he clutched in his hands an Arby's coupon and a 50 year old toaster?

@AdobeFlash

i have written these notes down. Maybe one day he'll get kid enough to understand this.

[AdobeFlash]

@yoshua171
I swear to god next time I can I'm writing down a complete timeline of every event that has occurred but with no explanation as to what the event was

[yoshua171]

Lore Entry

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Hider

Disclaimer: Both individuals are looking not only for each other, but for the elusive art of getting kid, as doing so would allow a ritual enabling them to summon one another thus expediting their goals.

Primordial Body Bob

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Name: Bob.
Age: "I mean, if you must know, I'm 32."
Gender: Isn't it obvious?
Extra Information: Just an average guy, with not so average powers. Basically an Eldritch Humanoid Abomination unde rthe classification of Primordial Child had its mind displaced and as a result, a guy named Bob--a totally normal human being with an average job and an average life and family--got transplanted into the Primordial Child's body. So now, with all the abilities of the Primordial Child, but without any of the know how or presence, Bob must find his swapee so that perhaps he can regain his real life so that no longer will he have to deal with a Fanta Sea.

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Primordial Mind Ehkseth mae'lrythcar dae

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Name: Ehkseth mae'lrythcar dae
Age: Age is so beyond my true self that you cannot even begin to fathom it...though this body is 32. Truly, tis not my body.
Gender: Hahahahahaha, oh you make me laugh, puny lacking mortal entity. Gender means nothing to a Primordial Child...though this body is male. Truly it is not mine!

Extra Information: The mind of the Primordial Child Ehkseth mae'lrythcar dae, the being which controls all that is within the Place without Edges, but not the Edge without a Place, stuck within the body of an average mortal human. He possesses the consciousness of Ehkseth mae'lrycar dae, a powerful Primordial entity with few equals, but with the abilities of your average mortal man.