You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[GodOfWar]

Hey! Your from the video game Kid Icarus, aren't you?

[Keyguyperson]

S-so... loitering, right? That's why you're here? Maybe you tore off one of those tags that come on all the couches? Definitely not, like, something bad, right? Right?

[VarionusNW]

Why do you look so dumbfounded? Could you please wipe that expression off your face, it is highly disconcerting.

[GodOfWar]

Disconcerting? More like discoloring for you, good sir. *slight chuckle*

[Nerevarine]

Wanna smoke some weed?

[GodOfWar]

Is it the good kind?

[KaiserElectric]

Lemme guess... Hell's Kitchen?

[The Grey Warden]

Are you some kind of dragon?

[Joegreenbeen]

Did you really have to kill that guy JUST because he didn't like your mustache!

[GodOfWar]

Dude, get your landmass out of my face. Did you ever wonder if people DIDN'T want the continent of Australia all up in their personal space.

[Dinh AaronMk]

tfw you're all in the back of my car.

[Frizan]

Why are your eyes so fucking big

[Keyguyperson]

Dammit I thought I was the only one here with cigs.

[GodOfWar]

Dear God! Where's your nose, child?! It's like a little nub in a sea of pale!!

[Darcs]

You look way too angry for a minor loitering infraction, bruh.

[The Slenderman]

You like black and white huh, great

[LHG100]

ayy baby. u smell fin.

NOT! HAHAHAAHAH! Git rekt.

[Dirty Dan]

lul ur dum

[LHG100]

HOLY SHIT ITS KAMINA!

Giga...

[Frizan]

I didn't realize your could arrest inanimate objects.