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Jae-eun Yoshihide-san :
“A Hashira. Not quite as simple as the rest. His crimes in Funachi are singular for now. Exile from the city, pending trial.”
@xAlter

Ubuyashiki-sama. Takaya :
“An Ubuyashiki. The worst of the lot. One of the leaders of the Demon Slayer Corps. Irresponsible, rash, problematic. All things a leader should not be. The Ubayashiki have declined. Unfortunate. His crimes are many.”
@Dane

Tomioka-san. Guen :
“A weakling of a Hashira. The rumours paint a ghastly picture, but rumours are just that. It is undeniable that the murder of the former Moon Hashira has affected her. I know better than most that grief is not justification for violence. Nevertheless, her offences are many. Exile, then incarceration, pending trial. However, if the rumours are true? Shikei.”
@Dane

Tenko Thompson-san :
“A Rengoku. A foreigner. Her only crime is being a Demon Slayer in the wrong city. Exile, pending trial.”
@Randomguy

Ryūnoko-san. Keodis :
“Former Demon Lord Rank 2. His information network is solid, even if I have no need for it. He takes care of his own. I can respect that."
@Arminwraith

Uzui–san. Kairi :
“Better. Exile, same as the rest.”
@Digmata

Tsugikuni-san. Himari :
“The replacement of the now deceased Moon Hashira. His sister, I believe. Better than the other one. Exile, pending trial.”
@King Kindred

Kamado-san. Ryunosuke :
“My younger self would have liked him, then took his head. Exile, then incarceration, pending trial.”
@JrVader

Rengoku-san. Hinotora :
“Rikyo–san’s daughter. A human. To have a father like that... I pity the child. Exile, pending trial.”
@Lewascan2

Ryoshu-san :
“A madman who calls himself an artist. Yet, his so-called art has no soul. The moment he loses Tsugikuni-sama’s favour, I will put him down myself.”
@TimelessParagon

Agatsuma-san. Kousai :
“The killer of Demon Consort Rank 4, the foolish girl. Exile, following trial.”
@Taka

Daikaku Kōshin :
“A member of the Daikaku Shrine. Not quite Demon Slayers, yet perhaps criminal all the same. We shall see.” @13org

𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕦 :
“An old friend. The only one aside from Tsugikuni-sama who knows what I was.”
@HaHa

Overall :
“Trouble.”


The Angelus

Numeratio Regressiva

Morning - The Rookery, New York City
[Everyone]


Uriel was composed.

Azrael was giddy.

Number Twelve was humming.

She adjusted her habit with a bright smile on her face, smearing a faint line of red across her lips and swiping it off with her tongue. Yum! It was an important day today. She had to look her best when meeting her family again. It's been so long, and it wouldn't do for her to look dishevelled in the house of God. No, no, no. That was deserving of at least a hundred floggings! Maybe even two hundred! But... she didn't want to ruin her new habit so soon. Blood was always so hard to wash out. And Miss Müller was always so weird about it, too. She even threw away flesh-render the other day. Twelve didn't understand. Did she not cleanse her sins that way, too?

People were so strange.

Twelve idly twisted a small, lumpy, pinkish ball between her fingers, humming tunelessly as her eyes searched for–

Oh! There she was.

“Good morning, Miss Müller!” she called brightly as she skipped over, “Have you praised our Lord this morning?“

The blonde handler seemed to flinch slightly, though Twelve noticed nothing, blissfully soaking in her handler's presence with a radiant smile. Miss Müller—or, Elise as most people knew her by—did not seem to return the sentiment. She stuffed her phone into her pants pocket and stepped away just slightly from the beaming teenager. The movement was involuntary, but she made no move to step back into the small nun's orbit.

“I told you not to–ugh, never mind,” Elise's shoulders slumped slightly in defeat, “Let's just go.”

“Yes, Miss Müller. May I purge the filth first?”

The question gave Elise pause, and a disconcerted look briefly flashed across her features, smothered immediately by years of practised apathy. She gave the “filth” Twelve had mentioned another glance, and if she wasn't already used to the sight by now, she would have almost certainly been spilling her guts over the pavement. Fortunately, her stomach was made of sterner stuff. Unfortunately, that didn't make the scene any less disturbing.

A... “tree” was off to the side. Though, to call it a tree wouldn’t be quite right. It was a complete perversion of the concept of flora. A gnarled trunk seemed stretched-thin and distorted over a pulsing mass of squishy, gooey pink. Its branches stretched unnaturally long, twisted and mangled with five smaller growths at the ends, tipped with sharp, claw-like points. Twisted white structures stuck out at odd angles from its main mass. A thick, dark red liquid oozed from deep gashes in its bark, soaking the grass with its “sap”. The grass at its base seemed to flourish as it was bathed in red.

Elise tore her gaze away from the sight.

... She was definitely going to skip breakfast today.

“... Sure. I'll go ahead. Don't take long.”

She could not get out of there fast enough without being obvious.

“I'll do my best!” Twelve chirped as she waved Miss Müller off. She waited until her handler was out of sight before turning back to the odd-looking tree, her bright smile still intact.

Oh, Mister Heretic~! Have you repented yet?”

The tree did not respond, of course. It was only a–

“Glurgehrbgrbhnnmrrgghh...”

“Oh? What was that? You haven't?” Twelve clicked her tongue in disapproval, a pout forming on her pink lips, Tsk, tsk. How disappointing, Mister Heretic.”

She knelt in front of the “tree” and reached into an opening in the trunk to pull out a sticky, red, leaking, pulsating mass of flesh. From a distance, it could almost be mistaken for a human heart if you squinted. At a second glance, the opening even seemed like... an... open ribcage...

“Bye bye, Mister Heretic~! You’re going to burn in hell now~”

The organ in her hands stopped pulsing and went deathly still. The tree itself seemed to wither as the mass in Twelve's grasp started sloughing away like mud between her fingers, staining them red. The sun illuminated her figure as she knelt in prayer.

Ah, what a wonderful day.

------- xXx -------

When Elise and Twelve arrived at the Rookery, the habit-clad girl was almost vibrating with excitement. She couldn’t see outside the vehicle, but she didn’t need to. She could feel them, every single living being that was outside. Oh, how blessed she was! There was a large group of people just outside, seemingly waiting for something, or someone? Not all of them seemed happy about it, though. Why were they there, then?

Twelve frowned slightly.

For a brief moment, her eyes bled.

“Alright, we’re here. Let’s go.” Elise’s voice snapped Twelve out of it, and she blinked once, her eyes turning back to normal. She stood up and brushed off her dress.

“Coming, Miss Müller!”

By the time Twelve hopped out of the vehicle, she had taken notice of a few signatures that were different from the others. Other Numbers had already arrived before her, not that she minded. Of course, she made sure to give her best smile to everyone she passed by; meanwhile, Elise simply kept moving without acknowledging any of them. Briefly, Twelve wondered what the others would be like. Their auras told her quite a bit without needing to talk to them, but their personalities were still a complete mystery to her.

She’d met them before, though. It was strange that she didn't know what they were like.

Hm. That was odd. Oh, well!

The hum of the scanners inside the Rookery announced Elise’s entrance, but when Twelve passed through, it was silent, and then hummed three times in quick succession. She paid it no mind, her eyes curiously sweeping over the lobby as she followed behind her handler. She waved at the armoured guards and the rest of the staff with a serene smile on her face. The reactions were far from reciprocal. Most ignored her, but several of them flinched at her actions.

Huh. Why did people always react like that?

As the rest of the Numbers and their handlers arrived, Miya kept silent, waiting nearby Dimitri. Despite her care to not show any obvious acts of affection towards her handler, the fact that she stood nearer to him than other Numbers did from their handlers was still noticeable to those who paid enough attention, even if it was something Miya herself did unconsciously.

Twelve clasped her hands together in delight as she laid eyes on the gathered numbers and handlers, particularly the clown-faced woman holding a jar with a beating, bleeding heart that Twelve didn’t make! Not all the numbers were there yet, but that would change soon enough.

“Good morning, everyone~! What a blessed day this is for us all!”
XAKU
A Test of Patience - Torigoya Onsen



Xaku does not often engage in frivolous visits.

Certainly not at an onsen, of all things.

However, if nothing else, she was a reasonable woman. Squad One had been fresh off a week-long assignment when she called them out to Funachi. It was only fair that they be given time to relax before she sent them on another one, and as their commanding officer, it was her duty to ensure they were well-rested and prepared for their next mission. Their skill and effectiveness made them more than deserving of a relaxing break. If they wished for it to be at an onsen, then so be it...

... Is what she would have thought if that was actually the case. Unfortunately, the children in her ‘A-team’ are not that.

“Xaku-sama! Xaku-sama! Look what I learnt! Look, look!”

“I am not here to witness your techniques, Hina-kun.”

The pink-haired demon pouts at Xaku’s flat response, her shoulders slumping slightly as the ball of water between her hands falls to the floor with a splash. Another demon with orange hair pulls herself out of the water and slings her arm over Hina’s shoulders, her pink eyes glittering.

“Aw, cheer up, Hina–chan! You know what our Chief is like, all serious all the time. Isn’t that right, Suzu-chan~?”

The question is directed at the dark-haired woman sitting calmly in the water, seemingly the only human amongst the trio. A cup of tea rests on a coaster held daintily in her hands.

“It’s Suzuha, Ria, and Xaku-sama is simply a professional. She has standards, unlike you.”

Ria sticks her tongue out at Suzuha, to no visible reaction. The unbothered woman simply takes a sip of her tea and ignores the provocation.

The scene isn’t exactly a new one for this particular group. Xaku is well-known for a great many things, but a sense of humour is not one of them. Not a single member of Squad One has ever seen her so much as crack a smile in all their years on the force.

And they have tried to change that. Unsuccessfully.

Suddenly, Xaku goes still, more so than normal. Then, her head tilts, and a single finger on her left hand twitches. Chips of wood explode from the rear wall, carving a massive trench at the top of the wall. Sawdust fills the air, but not a single particle touches her uniform.

A yelp, followed by a splash of water, rings out.

“... You do not belong here.”

Hina and Ria’s jaws go slack for a moment before Ria’s eyes narrow into blood-red slits.

“That... damn... pervert! Ugh, I am so gonna–”

Xaku shoots her a warning look, and her mouth closes immediately, though her expression still seethes with rage.

The sound of someone hastily stumbling to their feet echoes in the onsen.

“Detain him. Do not, kill him.”

Xaku turns on her heel and marches towards the entrance, ignoring Yusuke’s sputtered protests. Ria’s furious roar rings out, followed by a high-pitched, decidedly unmanly yelp of pain.

Xaku doesn’t turn back.

On her way to the entrance, something catches her attention. She smells them before she sees them.

The sharp, almost stinging tang of Nichirin is a familiar scent, one she associates with more memories than she cares to admit. She doesn't slow her steps even a little as she gets ever closer to the source.

“Muragarasu-san. Once your other guests are settled, would you mind joining me for tea?”
@Aku the Samurai

Okay, the council have decided that while I’m being pretty open and accepting of abilities— absolute domain over life and death is a liiiiiittle too intense. My game developer brain is kicking in so while I love the character conceptually and Spectre is my Arknights darling, you’re going to need to nerf the abilities a bit or reconceptualize it.

If you want to DM me, I’m home for the rest of the evening to help.

Xoxoxo


I specified that it isn't absolute control, but I get it. Time to to take a nerfhammer to her.
Here's a joyful one. Hopefully, she isn't too crazy for this.

Interesting... very interesting.
XAKU



When Xaku leaves the bar, she doesn’t immediately head back to her prepared accommodations. She would deign to follow her orders when and how she saw fit; she wouldn’t rush forward just because of a simple threat. There was something more important she had to do first.

Xaku makes her way to the outskirts of the city, though not quite far enough to be outside the city limits. There, she gazes up at the night sky as she slowly unsheathes her katana. The reflection of her scarlet eyes in the simple blade betrays nothing of her thoughts, as always.

She rolls up her uniform sleeves without fanfare and quietly stares at her smooth, bare, unmarred left arm. The scars from her past are long gone, thanks to her demonic nature, leaving behind no trace of what she endured. What she suffered.

She doesn’t miss them.

Her lips part to release a slow, concentrated breath, her eyes falling gently shut. Focused.

█████ Breathing: First Strike.

She severs her arm without blinking.

The starkly pale limb drops to the ground, twitching erratically with uncontrolled power, before she impassively dices it into hundreds of pieces. She watches as all the power that Tsugikuni Michikatsu saw fit to “bless” her with dies along with it, leaving behind only a spatter of blood that would be gone by morning. The fingers on her newly regenerated arm spasm unconsciously, then clench into a loose fist.

Blood Moons received boons from their King. She was not one of them, and she never would be. The very idea of her ever needing help is insulting. If her blood was meant to be spilt for the last time, then so be it.

Just then, she feels a presence approach from behind. She doesn’t turn around, doesn’t even seem to acknowledge them at first. After a few moments of silence, she deigns to address them.

“... Yaguchi-san. Report.”

The figure, Yaguchi, bows deeply. “Xaku-sama. Squad One has arrived in Funachi. They are awaiting your orders.”

Xaku doesn’t react to the news beyond a slight tilt of her head, a simple, inexpressive acknowledgement. She sheathes her katana, but still doesn’t turn around. The silence is taken as permission to continue.

“We believe that we have found the location of the Demon Slayers.”

Xaku moves then, her head turning just enough for her icy scarlet gaze to fall upon Yaguchi. Her voice, when it comes, is soft, almost curious, “... You believe?”

Yaguchi’s eyes widen, and his forehead slams into the damp grass hard enough to bleed. His answer is a frightened stutter, “M-My apologies, Xaku-sama. I–I will confirm the validity of the information right away!”

Xaku doesn’t respond. She simply turns her gaze back to the night sky as Yaguchi hurriedly disappears back into the city to do as he said. The world in her vision bleeds red for a split second before snapping back to normal.

... She’s always hated the moon.
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