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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Jaakuna was prepared to fight. His sword was out, held in two-handed grip and he had a stance. He would be ready for whatever Emiri would throw at him, be it on a metaphorical sense or even literally throw something at him, he would be ready for anything. Jaakuna held his stance for a few seconds and then suddenly she was gone. He didn’t know how. Like, seriously how would she be able to get away without passing him. Jaakuna really wasn’t sure how it happened, but when he realized she wasn’t in the room, he looked around and noticed that her weapons were gone too.

Smart girl. Jaakuna heard a slight commotion from outside the room. He was positive that Emiri was the cause of it, so as he opened up the door in a fast motion, someone was hit smack daddy right on the nose, knocking them out in the process. "Dumbass. Shouldn’t have been near the door.” Jaakuna just shrugged at the fact that the guy was knocked out. It would seem that, based on the food on the floor that this was supposed to be Emiri’s dinner. Of course, plans changed. Jaakuna looked at the food and it looked mighty tasty. It looked like seared cockatrice breast meat with some tomato salsa. It’s a shame it got wasted like that.

Jaakuna ran past the food, and down the hallway, sword on his back as a sword in his hand would alarm the people within the tavern. He ran down the stairs, and onto the ground floor of the tavern. He would then see a few people were pushed down already. Jaakuna just ran past by everyone. Kierra was going to say something, but before she could even get a word in, Jaakuna was already out the door. Now he found himself looking left and right and up and back to the left and right directions. He had to think about what route she could have went. The smart thing for her to do would be to go to the Lowtown. At least, that’s where Jaakuna would go if he was in her shoes. However, Jaakuna was having a little trouble where the nearest entrance to Lowtown was. It took a little searching, but he eventually found the entrance.

As he entered Lowtown, Jaakuna caught a glimpse of Emiri running for her life. He went as fast as he could as he drew his two Blood Swords while he was running. He saw that she was heading towards Garamsythe Waterway. Jaakuna tried to catch up to her, but people in Lowtown were getting in his way. Jaakuna was pushing them out of his way, but he did lose about four minutes of time cause of the amount of people. He would eventually then find his way through the people, but only to be stopped right in front of the entrance to the Garamsythe Waterway by an unlikely person that he never thought he would ever see.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Jaakuna asked angrily. “Tell me, Savayna!” Jaakuna yelled.

She smiled. “Just as hot-tempered as ever, Lord Darc--” She was interrupted

“I told you never to call me that. EVER!” Jaakuna roared.

As he went after her with both blood swords, swinging in several directions. Savayna merely dodged all the slashes by either moving out of the way or with her sword and shield. She just loved the way Jaakuna would get angry. She knew how to push his buttons as she should know how to. How is that? Well, she is Jaakuna’s ex-wife. Definitely makes things interesting between the two of them and also, she knows how to get under his skin. As she takes her time to get Jaakuna all riled up, she goes in for her own slash after parrying his slashes and catching him off guard. Her slash was coated with ice magic. The slash, even if it were to miss the slice would extend with Ice Magic. It did miss, and ice magic followed with a cold chill of the blizzard and the full force of it, as well. Jaakuna was knocked back by it, and he actually fell on his back, but he still had his swords in hands.

“Damn it, you stupid bitch! Get the fuck out of my way!” Jaakuna got back up quick as he kipped up.

“Jaakuna, my dear ex-husband, your brother requests your company. Won’t you do his lordship the honor of a family reunion?” She acted with a very clear tone of mocking and slight sarcasm.

“You tell his lordship that he can kiss my shiny, white ass. There’s no way I will see him after what he did to me!” Jaakuna said as he pretty much told Savayna to so fuck off.

“I don’t know why I waste my time.” she sighed.

“Then don’t. Just stay still so I can kick your icy ass.” Jaakuna said as he put his swords away quick.

Jaakuna embraces the mist, letting it overflow to a point where the magical essences covered his hands. Pulling them together, he unleashed a wave of mist-based fire magic. “Sea Of Flames!” As he said that, a massive, singular wave-like beam of fire went towards the Ice Bitch. She widened her eyes, and just got out of the way in time, but Jaakuna wasn’t done there. He Kept it going as he ran towards her, then he jumped pointing his arms downward and propelling himself through the entrance and down the stairs and he landed on Emiri, which hurt pretty badly.

“Fuck!” He said as rubbed his head.

His idea of getting Savayna to back the fuck off backfired. He pretty much fucked up Lowtown as a good part of it was destroyed and in the process of going through the entrance of Garamsythe Waterway, he caused the ground to cave in to the entrance. So pretty much anyone who wanted to get to there from Lowtown couldn’t.

Meanwhile, Savayna was smiling — she was mad as all hell — but she was smiling. “Find out where this entrance leads to and get me that bastard. AND FIND OUT WHY HE WAS HERE IN RABANASTRE! NOW!” Savayna said as she ordered the five Archadian Soldiers to go find out information. She was intrigued and pissed. That was not a very good combo for her.
Whether or not she was telling the truth about Jaakuna not knowing what he was getting himself into, he didn’t care. He was getting paid for a hefty amount of money. Even though Jaakuna was preparing to kidnap her, something she said hit him a little close to whatever the fuck he calls home. Regardless, unless she was willing bust out the big bucks, there was no way Jaakuna would be willing to look the other way.

“Listen doll-face, I don’t know what happened to make you like this, but whoever you’re running away from has paid me a hefty sum to get you. Now, if you think you can top that, then I would be willing to let you go.” Jaakuna said as he drew his Iga Blade. He held it with two hands as he took a left leg first-knee-bent stance with his right leg back to add a propelling motion should he need it. “Now you can come quietly and make it easier or we can do it the hard way. Believe me, I much rather it be the former.”
The situation that Jaakuna has found himself in was one that he both liked and disliked. He liked it cause he actually saw some fight within the bold Violet eyes of Emiri, but he knew that with her finally knowing why he was here to get her that shit would be complicated. So, he would have to act cautiously. However, Jaakuna was one to not act in such a way. He’s always had been rash and impatient, as seen from his earlier decisions. Still, what Emiri had to say prompted him to just be a little wary of what he does.

What she said about him not being the brightest sky pirate. That was actually a funny remark because Jaakuna never considered himself to be bright, not that bright at least. She was definitely making a lot of assumptions. Then again, it’s warranted based on what Jaakuna has done. Added to that, she also questioned him on whether or not Jaak too it into account that no one would know of her disappearance. He laughed at that.

“Oh my god, aren’t you cute? What makes you think you’ll even have enough time to scream. By the time you open that sexy little mouth of yours, you’ll be flat on your ass before you can say the word kidnapper." Jaakuna smiled at the notion that Emiri thought that her coming with him was her choice. “Listen here woman, I’m being paid a lot to return you to the country you left. To them, you’re a traitor. So, save both of us a lot of time and effort and come with me quietly.”
“Yes it is a pleasure indeed; especially for my eyes. “Jaakuna said still eyeing Emiri. He didn’t know why she was scooting over more. It did seem odd, but then he finally caught on, but he can’t believe that it took him this long to actually notice what exactly she was doing.

Jaakuna looked over to where her eyes were glancing and it was where her weapons were at. Jaakuna had to admire her for her balls. She was a true warrior. Being able to keep someone who you find threatening and by keeping the conversation alive, one would be looking for an opportunity to get your weapons in your hand. Definitely brilliant on her part, but Jaakuna wasn’t THAT stupid. Surely that Emiri didn’t think that? Maybe she did. Jaakuna does have a tendency to act a bit thick-headed and not always the smartest guy out there.

Jaakuna paced a little to her, and spoke. “Oh, you want to know what I’m doing here, don’t you? I’m here to kill you.” Jaakuna’s face was completely still. An emotion of seriousness was being expressed. The silence of one minute was probably the scariest thing one would feel. Jaakuna was just so serious-looking. After a minute, he laughed like there was no tomorrow. “JUUUUUST KIIDDING!” He said quite loud. “Some people hired me to bring you to them and well here I am.” He said smiling like a big idiot.
He was so caught up in what he was saying, Jaakuna didn’t even think that this girl wanted to speak, and that she did. It wasn’t much, but she was requesting a name. It would be rude of Jaakuna to not introduce himself to the wonderful Emiri. Actually, it would be a darn shame if he didn’t introduce himself. Like seriously, she heard him go on and on about how lucky she should be that there wasn’t a creeper in her room at this very moment. So, yes of course Jaakuna can give her a name, but not in the traditional means.

“Baby, you must know who I am? You must have heard of the Explosive Pirate of the Sky right?” Jaakuna said waiting for a response, but impatience took over. It was only ten seconds and she didn’t respond. “Guess not huh. Well okay then, if you must know, I am Jaakuna Hinoko. Some refer to be as Mr. Sexyman. You can refer to me as the latter if you wish. I won’t hold it against you, even though that might be fun.” Jaakuna was joking of course..well only partially.

Perhaps this might go without a fight. Jaakuna doesn’t want to fight a girl, especially one as sexy as the one in front of him. He only has to bring her back to Bhujerba. It’s not like he’s handing her over to the devil. Then again, Jaakuna didn’t know who those two Viera worked for. He should have asked, but whatever, Jaakuna isn’t going to fret over that right now. He has more important things to worry about, like Emiri here that is in front of him.
When Jaakuna had asked for Emiri by knocking on her bathroom door, obviously that was a creepy act on its own merits. She took a good minute or so to get out of her bathroom, but when she did, Jaakuna was taken by her beauty. Okay, made not as mushy as that, but shit! He was taken by her sexiness. She had the right amount of curves to go with her very short stature. Jaakuna couldn’t believe that such a woman could be a wanted criminal.

Looking at her as she just uttered a simple um, Jaakuna smiled. He looked at her, eyed her from top to bottom and back to the top. He was impressed by what she has. Her natural beauty was breathtaking. “Um is right baby.” Jaakuna said expressing a flirtatious tone and look. He stood right in front of her, facing her direction. “You really weren’t a had woman to find, you know that right? Like serious babe, for someone who likes to move around, you sure don’t make it hard. I mean seriously? What if a creeper were to want to find you? I think you would definitely be in some deep shit. Thankfully I’m here. You can rest easy.” Jaakuna going on and on and all the while he was, he was just kind of pacing around just acting so smug.
XD that's an interesting story.It also seems to be the norm sometimes when people come up with usernames.
Kal-El said
No. A normal human can break bones. That's not inhuman at all. Any trained fighter can. Most aren't even peak human in strength. Speed all based off magic. No magic, no speed. Stamina =/= Magic reserves. Nothing said he has endless magic reserves or even high magic reserves. Half of those powers even state they are weakened nor at full effect. Umm what? His magic and body are the weapon. That's all he needs ala ex Dark Apprentice.Overpowered? Naw not really. That would mean to be too powerful for his position which is not the same as ya'll. He's meant to be more then you all for the current moment. He wasn't meant to have lightning at first but somehow that changed.Killua and HxH Killua's personality aren't..the same besides like the last part. HxH Killua is actually a happy person. ^ points above


I didn't know that your character was a certain type of one or else I wouldn't have agreed on the overpoweredness too soon. My apologies.
Shortly after parting from the skyport of the Sky City, Bhujerba, Jaakuna was aboard his large and rather fancy ship that he calls Ifrit. Blasting the thrusters at full speed, he finds himself flying through the clouds and into the open, blue air that is the sky. So vibrant the colors of the sky are, Jaakuna just takes it all in. He might indeed be a dick and an asshole, but when he’s up in the sky, he feels just as emotional as a pussy. His calmness is at an all-time high when he’s up in his ship, Ifrit.

Just getting lost in the sight of the sky, Jaakuna himself didn’t even realize that he was veering off-course. He had almost missed the Dalmasca Westersand, but it’s a good thing that he made the sharp left that he needed to get over it. Compared to the lush blue-green seas that he was just over, the desert of the Dalmasca Westersand was pretty dull. It’s a good thing that Jaakuna is a mere ten minutes away from where he really needs to go and that’s the Royal City of Rabanastre.

Jaakuna had to slow down the speed of his Ifrit to be able to park into the Areodome of Rabanastre. As the ship came to a stop, Jaakuna first went to his chambers in his ship to get his weapons which included two Blood Swords, and his Iga Blade. His two Blood Swords share opposite residence of Jaakuna’s hips and his Iga Blade finds its home on Jaakuna’s back. Then, he went to the centerpiece of his ship to which he ‘beamed’ down to the bridge to which would lead him directly to the Aerodome entrance. As he came through it, he just looked around and he just shook his head. He never liked coming to this city. He found it a bit dull at times and too crowded. He prefers Bhujerba in that sense. Jaakuna just shrugged at the bothersome of Rabanastre, and continued to exit the Aerodome.

Coming out of the entrance of the Aerodome, Jaakuna proceeded to go through the gates that would take him into the actual city. The city itself was thriving with life. People of all walks of life roaming the area that Jaakuna was in. They ranged from street orphans, soldiers, and just about anyone and everyone that one could imagine. Jaakuna’s attention took to the marketplace as that’s where the very popular tavern, The Sandsea is located. Jakauna has always found comfort that if he needs to get information of any kind, the local tavern or pub is the place to go to. Thankfully for him, The Sandsea is the Tavern in which he goes to frequently.

Going through the pathways of Rabanastre, Jaakuna winds up in front of the Sandsea Tavern. He enters as he opens the door. Inside it was exactly how Jaakuna remembered when he was last in Rabanastre a few months ago. Tables are full with Sky Pirates, Hunters, and Bounty Hunters. The bar itself has one seat left open, and Jaakuna takes it. As he sits his pretty little bum down, the bartender approaches him with a friendly smile. Instantly, Jaakuna took notice of her for her golden blonde hair. It was of a similar shade of Jaakuna’s own, but she had brown eyes. Totally not like Jaakuna’s own.

“What’ll be sweetheart?” The bartender asked him, leaning against the countertop of the bar, wiping down away dirt and liquid from earlier.

Jaakuna looked to the bartender. “Well, how about a name?” Jaakuna said, smirking.

The bartender laughed. “The name is Kiera. And yourself honey?” Kiera said in a sassing manner.

Jaakuna laughed. “You can call me Jaakuna.” He said proudly as he pounded his chest with one hand curled up in a ball.

Kiera was intrigued. “Jaakuna is a fine name. What would it be, Jaakuna?”

“Club Soda is fine for now. “ Jaakuna said.

Kiera nodded and she put together Jaakuna’s Club Soda. “We don’t get many people here that order Club Soda. You’re an unique one for sure.” She said laughing it up a bit.

She placed Jaakuna’s soda in front of him. He took a few sips of it and started to address the real reason why he was here.

“So, Kiera..”

“Yes dear?”

“I’m looking for someone. Seeing as how you seem to be informed of shit that goes down in this town, maybe I can pick your brain for some?” Jaakuna said as he took another sip of his drink.

Kiera smiled. “Okay, who are you looking for?” She asked as she started wiping down the countertop.

“I’m looking for a girl. She’s a hunter and she usually drifts from place-to-place. You know, never stays in one place for very long.” Jaakuna said as he again took another sip of his drink. “Know of anyone like that? Jaakna asked.

Kiera thought about it and there was only one person that could fit that bill. “Oh, you must be looking for Emiri. Yeah, I know her. She did say that she was waiting for someone. You must be that very person. “ She said. “She didn’t’ say that she was expecting a cutie pie.” Kiera said flirtatiously.

Jaakuna was tempted to make a play on Kiera, but he had much more important things to worry about. Flirting with the hot bartender could always happen later on. It’s not like Jaakuna wouldn’t have to do so after he collected the rest of his gil from turning in this hefty bounty. “You just saved me a lot of trouble. So, where is she?” Jaakuna asked.

Kiera smiled a bit. “She’s here in the Tavern. She’s up in the VIP section. I’ll go get her for you.” Kiera said,

Kiera was offering to go get Emiri for Jaakuna but Jaakuna waved his hand against it. “No that’s quite alright. I’ll surprise her. I’m sure she’ll be just delighted to see me.” Jaakuna said downing the rest of his Club Soda.

Following the direction of Kiera, Jaakuna went to the back where the VIP section was. He was looking for the room that Kiera had told him that this Emiri was in and when he found it, he heard sounds. Based on the sounds that he heard, it was most likely that she was taking a shower. Even better, Jaakuna twisted the doornob and it was unlocked. So, he opened it, walked into the room. He looked around the room to get an idea of what she was like even if she was just renting the room. The room itself was pretty generic as it had the norm for Rabanastre fashion. Walls colored white with tints of sepia and furniture had a leather look to it. The feel of the couch was definitely false leather. There wasn’t much, but he did see that she had some weapons. “She’s definitely a hunter.” Jaakuna said.

Jaakuna made his way over to her bathroom and as he lightly touched the doornob, it was locked. So, instead of going inside, Jaakuna knocked on it. “Emiri? You in there?”
Aww yeah, rocking dat Xigbar swag. 8D
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