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7 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Umm, I think not. Lmao
Kafka is awesome. Nuff' said. Like, The Joker awesome.
For Savayna, hearing the words that the Marquis spoke gave her anger up the yin-yang, but she did not show it because showing such anger would prompt her to do something really stupid. On the other side of things, when she heard him speak about whether or not she was joking about him looking over the fact of him giving her the password, and just let it go. In other words, look the other way. She was laughing as he did, like at the same time. Their laughter came to a stop in a very hostile-like way.

“Trust me, Marquis, should you look this over, you will not regret it. However,” She paused, giving the Marquis a very stern, and distinctive grin “If you do not grant me this favor, I will make no such promises that the Archadian will forgive this, and that, Marquis Roman, is something you’ll regret and it WILL come back to haunt you, that I can promise you.” Savayna was very direct and clear in her threat. She made the point across that regrets would be had if he would put down her request of Savayna getting the passcodes. “But I shall do as your Marquis desires. I shall take my leave. My men, and certainly myself, are getting tired. “ As she said that, Savayna bowed and she took her leave, walking out the office of the Marquis.

As she came to the front desk, she saw that the desk clerk was not there, most likely at break or something. So, before he could get back, Savayna went to the computer and searched in the keywords ‘Manager’ and ‘Aerodome’. It took about thirty seconds, but there was one name that it came to. It read Carlo Restroan. Right where the name was, a picture, and the address of this man. “I gotcha now.” Savayna said as she smirked, and put the computer back to what it was at before the desk clerk came back. As he did, she was on her way out. He waved goodbye and she did the same.

She made her way outside and her men all stood looking at her. “How did it go milady?” One of the soldiers said.

“It went fine. We were just at a misunderstanding of words.” Savayna said as she walked passed them in a very fast manner. The sound of her armor could be heard as she walked fast. The sounds of the heavy armor could also be heard as her soldiers walked fast behind her.

“So do we turn in for the night?” One of soldiers said as the ten of them continued walking.

Savayna didn’t stop, but she spoke. “No, we’re going to be hitting up a certain Manager of the Aerodome.” She said, as she kept walking, her blonde hair to the left side of her hair. “I got the address from the desk. We’re going to pay him a visit.” She said as she still kept walking at a fast pace.

The soldiers with her weren’t sure how this would boil over with the political side of things, but they weren’t paid to question orders. They were paid to follow those orders and follow them they did.

Within ten minutes, which made it close to thirty minutes after nine O’Clock in the PM, Savayna and her Archadian soldiers found themselves at a cottage on the outskirts of Bhujerba’s main marketplace. Approaching, Savayna told her men to stand back, out of site for in the event that she would need them, she will signal. In the meantime, she will go in on her own.

As she knocked on the door, she did so four times, but it was two separate times. After ten seconds, someone to the door. It was a man with similar shaded blonde hair as Savayna had. He also had glasses and was around her age as well.

“Yes, can I help you?” Carlo said, asking Savayna’s reason for being at his home.

She smiled falsely, “Yes, I believe you’re the manager of the Aerodome. Or am I wrong to assume as such?” She said.

He nodded. “Yes, that is my profession. “ He said confirming what she thought to be true. [b]“Now, I’ll ask you once more. What are you doing here at my home?” He asked once more.

She smiled, then chuckled. ‘Well…”Then, with a burst of force on her part, Savayna pushed the door open, then proceeded to kick the man in the balls. “I am in need of your presence with me.” She said, gesturing her men to come.

Carlo grunted in pain as he went down to his knees, hands holding onto his genitals and his head down and butt up as a result.

“Okay, you guys, tie his hands behind his back.” She said as she ordered her men to bind the man with rope that they picked up along the way.

As Savayna had already closed the door to the cottage, she took a seat on a chair as Carlo was tied up and he was pressed against one of the walls. “You know, I didn’t want to do this, but your Marquis denied my request of getting the passcode to the airlock, so I can apprehend a certain red and green airship by the name of Ifrit. “ she said as she sat crosslegged looking at her nails as she said that to Carlo.

Carlo looked confused. “And you think I can help you with that? You’re crazy, you know that!” He said, yelling at Savayna.

She smiled. “Yes, I know I am, but that doesn’t matter. You’re going to help whether you want to or not.” She demanded.

Carlo continued to object and after a few rounds of him insulting Savayna and her just taking it all in, eventually he submitted after one of the soldiers went to town on his face causing a bloody nose, black eye, and busted lip. After that happened, the eleven of them went on to the Aerodome and they got there within twenty minutes. It was a long walk as Carlo was fighting it from time to time, but he was punched In the gut a few times. Eventually, it got to the point where Savayna ordered one of the soldiers to carry him on their back. When they arrived at the Aerodome, Savayna would order Carlo to enter the code. As he did sit in his desk, he was at the screen where he was able to make many choices. He could give her the passcode there, or he could send a silent alarm(to Savayna’s knowledge), but it would be pretty loud to the Marquis. It was the alarm that if there was any breach of security or major threat. He chose the latter over the former.
We shall do that indeed. :D
The Marquis was a smart man. He knew how to word things in a certain way and he knew exactly what Savayna could do. Still, with that being true, Savayna wasn’t exactly looking to aprehend Jaakuna in the proper way. Of course, with Savayna wanting to do that, Roman had to ask why she came here personally and not someone else, like a Judge or something. She kind of chuckled when Roman made the comment of how her being in Bhujerba has a very particular fear-like effect to the people of Bhujerba is not just cause of her being a general, but someone who holds weight of the power within Archadia.

“Yes, it is true of what you say. I DO hold power within the Archadian Empire ranks, you’d be well to remember that, Marquis.” Savayna said, with a slight threat hidden under agreement of what he said. “As to why I am here personally and not one of the six Judges of the Archadian Court is simple. It was my fault that this certain person escaped with the ship Ifrit.” She said as she looked to the Marquis. “I do not think protocol is needed here. All you simply have to do is give me the password to what holds the ship in the airlock, and we can pretend like none of this ever happened, okay?”
After being granted an audience with the Marquis of Bhujerba, Savayna was told by the desk clerk that she may enter, but her men may not. She did protest at first, but it was just to be cautious. Also, so that intimidation or any kind of harm does not come to the Marquis. Though she huffed, Savayna agreed and told her men to wait outside of the estate.

As she entered, Savayna saw one of the royal family members of Rozarria’s House Roselia. Though words were not exchanged, a simple glance at each other was met before they each went their opposite directions(Savyana into the Marquis’ office and Nadeline out the estate). She entered the room, and as she appeared before Marquis Roman, Savayna first bowed, as she was showing her respect for the man right in front of her. The man was quite young-looking. Granted, he looks just as old as Savayna is herself, but she is still surprised that such a man runs a city like Bhujerba.

As her bowing ended, her gaze to Roman began. She heard him speak, which was mainly directed entirely at her presence within Bhujerba and how her men were striking fear into the citizens of Bhujerba. “If they are afraid of my men, then obviously they are right in their minds. “ She spoke, speaking truth, but perhaps she shouldn’t have. Maybe that’s true, but Savayna cared not about what words escaped from her tongue. “But to insult you and your people is not the reason I requested an audience with you, Marquis. I am in need of a favor.” She continued, “You see, a very annoying Sky Pirate has entered your fine city of Bhujerba. You see, my lord, Emperor Vincent Ordull Darcone wishes him to be returned to Archadia.” She said as her point was being put across. “He has a very unique ship, one that is very recognizable by any set of eyes. This ship is the only one of its kind. It takes the name of Ifrit. This person I speak of stole it from my lord and his brother.” She said as she stood in front of Roman. She didn’t know if her words were going to get through, but she will have to wait and see.
Maybe Jaakuna was a bit too harsh with her. Maybe he should have been nice in this regard, but he can’t change what he said. Whichever the case, Jaakuna was getting tired himself and he did want to get some shuteye before the big decision that he most likely has to make tomorrow.

As he was going to head to the bed and sleep, he came across the vile of sleep powder. It was like it was staring right him in the face, telling him that he should use it. Should he use it? Should Jaakuna actually turn Emiri in and claim the rest of his gil? It would be so easy. All he would have to do is slip it into her drink in the morning and bam! He would get her out of his hair for good. However, there was just his gut feeling telling him it was wrong and made him think back to what she was saying about who was hiring him. She was saying some shit about how it would be a big mistake. That was constantly on his mind and Jaakuna really didn’t know what the right thing to do was. Maybe a good night sleep would work out in his favor. So, as Emiri most likely was going to sleep, Jaakuna went to the bed across the room and he did the same exact thing. He would sleep the night away, even if it’s only 9 O’Clock in the PM.
In Bhujerba, the night rounds around the streets, and few people are out. There are definitely some out and that includes the Archadian soldiers and their general. They are out making their way to the Marquis’ estate. They’re going to request an audience with him and hopefully they will get it. Savayna definitely isn’t any fun when she doesn’t get what she wants.

Right outside the estate, Savayna opens the door, and at the desk, there is a clerk, who is male and stands with a tall frame. He’s skinny and definitely not someone who can take on ten Archadian soldiers, especially one being a top general.

“Hi, Welcome to Marquis Roman’s estate! May I help you with something?” The man said politely.

Savayna approached. “Yes, I request an audience with his marquisness.” She requested.

“Your name and profession please?” He asked.

“Savayna Glacie, Top General of the Archadian Empires Imperial Forces.” She responded.

“One moment please.” The man said as he picked up a phone that was a direct line to the Marquis. “Marquis Roman, I have Savayna Glacie of the Archcadian Empire’s Imperial forces requesting to an audience with you. “ He said, waiting for a response from the Marquis.
Wow, she was just letting it all out. Jaakuna couldn’t blame her. Today has been incredibly stressful and she’s right, they have only known each other for a few hours, maybe six hours on maximum. In that time, they have indeed been through a lot, but Jaakuna was still a little angry at the assumptions. However, he understands why she made the comments that she did.

When she made the comment of Jaakuna wanting to kidnap her, that’s a bit of an overstatement. He simply wanted her to come with him and if necessary, force would be applied. If that accounts as kidnapping, then Jaakuna needs to rethink his approach to those sort of things. However, when she made the comment about not having a choice, Jaakuna just tipped his head to the side in confusion.

“No choice!? Are you fucking high or fucking stupid?” Jaakuna asked her. His confusion was the only thing on his mind right now. “Was I the one forcing you to use your ability to help BOTH OF US get away from my crazy ex-wife? Was I the one who suggested I show you my airship? Was I the one who wanted to go to Bhujerba?” Jaakuna’s questions became half-attacks. “No, I wasn’t.” Jaakuna said, and he took a slight breathe in and let it out. “I’m sorry honey, but you’re the one who did and said all those things, YOU made the choice to come aboard my airship. So, let that sink in, m’kay?”
And there you have it. She completely lost it. Jaakuna was just so baffled at how Emiri was going off the handle. She was just spouting these words about how she was angry that Jaakuna discounted what she originally thought the sleeping powder was for. Jaakuna would have thought that she would be happy to hear that he had no plans on using it to fuck her.

When Jaakuna thought she was done there, he was dead wrong. She made a comment on how the dress that she was wearing looked like they belonged to some cheap whore or something. Jaakuna found truth in that, but still she was going a bit over the top. Even further, she went into dangerous, dangerous waters about how he had over a dozen women. That’s where Jaakuna’s demeanor changed. It went from playful, amused flirtation to an upset emotion. It was different than what he was feeling just a minute ago. In response to that, he got up, and turned away. His anger was high, but he wanted to remain semi-calm.

“Actually, no I haven’t been with a dozen women.” Jaakuna said as he turned around as he said that. “For your information, Savayna has been my only time with a woman!” Jaakuna said loudly. “So, before you make the wrong assumption…again, you better get all the facts down first.” Jaakuna said as he pretty much tore her a new one.
Is she serious? She actually thinks that Jaakuna wanted her in that way. Like seriously, she sure jumps to conclusions before getting all the facts. Of course, Jaakuna thought this was just too funny. He found the idea of her overreacting in such a dramatic way hilarious, and yet, as she laid on the couch there, he had half of a mind to humor her for a bit, but that would be a little too mean, even for Jaakuna.

“Okay, Miss Drama Queen, let me fill you in on something.” Jaakuna said as he was right next to the couch. “I’m guessing you read that note, so you obviously know that I have sleeping powder, but hey little miss clueless! “ He shouted, most likely getting her attention. “If you read the ENTIRE note, you would know that my stupid ass employers were the ones who sent me that note.” Jaakuna said as sat down on the couch, right at Emiri’s feet. “However, if you’re serious.” Jaakuna said as he started to run his left hand on her left leg and it started to go further and further up her dress.
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