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5 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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A discussion about Avalon’s fine mom. Oh how Jaakuna wept that such a hot piece of ass didn’t like the company of a man. No, according to Avalon, she preferred warm, apple pie to the taste of a hot link sandwich. Quickly shaking off his disappointment, the blonde looked towards the others as the remnants of the discussion about Avalon’s mom soon faded and the topic was shifted to what was the primary focus: the journey to the Old, Abandoned Mansion.

Avalon tossed Hayner the Offensive Struggle Bat. He noted that the dirty blonde teen was the best with it out of the group. “As if there was any doubt.” Hayner boasted about his skills. He swung his bat to show.

Jaakuna just looked at Hayner with annoyance. He still couldn’t get over the fact that it was that guy who was between him and the prize of one hundred munny in the last Struggle Tournament and Jaakuna lost cause he underestimated his friend. “Don’t get cocky now. One misstep, and you’re done.” Jaakuna said smiling evilly.

Aw, what’s wrong, Jaaky?

Jaakuna stopped, thus prompting the rest of the group to stop as well. “What did I tell you!? Never call me that!” Jaakuna angrily yelled.

Olette and Pence all stopped as a fight was about to break out between Hayner and Jaakuna, though the former one was just playing. However, Jaakuna always has been unstable, so perhaps him flipping out like he just did was a downside to that.

Now, now, calm down Jaakuna. We’re all friends here.” Pence tried to become the peacekeeper.

Jaakuna huffed and took the Defensive Struggle Bat that Avalon held him before he lost his cool and led the group. He obviously hated it when people called him Jaaky, especially those that he secretly holds deep resentment for despite putting on a front of friendliness. Jaakuna was so angry that left everyone behind in a fit of anger. He didn't even bother to wait for Avalon, his best friend, to catch up to him. By the time anyone had time to respond to what just happened, Jaakuna was already through the cracked wall, and was heading through the woods.

Yo, Avalon, what’s his deal?” Hayner asked, “Is he really still bummed about me beating him in the last Struggle Match? I swear, I didn’t know it meant that much to him.
Bump.
Sorry I haven't posted yet, been a little busy. I should be able to get my opening post up tomorrow, maybe Monday.
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I'm looking to do a BOnnie and Clyde-themed rp set in the Marvel Cinematic/TV universe or some kind of fandom.

This will be plot-heavy and romance is a must considering the nature of the focus.

We will play Villains -- or at least two characters walking-the-line that will eventually transition into villains.

Roleplaying Level will be High Casual and up, which means a minimum of 2 paragraphs not including dialogue.

Any female roleplayer intrerested PM me.
Awesome! Can't wait. :3
WHO ARE YOU!


I am me, who are you? :P


Kidding.
Seriously, enjoy your stay and shit. :3
The muggy, hot air ran through their faces like a bunch of red-hot fire balls expelled from a mage. It was so uncomfortable for them. The wind didn’t really help much, either. It only made things worse. Agrabah never was kind to those who moved in swift motions across her rooftops. It was no wonder that the Sultan had servants serve him at all hours of the day. If one were to survive in such heats, it would not be wise to be without cool air on you every minute of the hot days.

When the sight of their destination came to be, several machines of all kinds could be seen flying and patrolling the streets. From the looks of it, they were looking for something. Maybe it wasn’t something, but rather someone. The motion of their bodies and the way they were looking at all directions proved that thought. Whoever it was that they were looking for meant that no one was safe in the event that the persons they’re looking for could be in any building.

“It seems they hadn’t yet picked up on our signal.” Flora said, looking on at the floating eye machines and the hoard of the weird, two-legged creatures following them.
Cerden nodded as he looked to Flora for a brief moment. He wanted to reply to her, but something caught his eye at the last moment.

At the gates into the Royal Palace, there were a few hooded figures. Cerden had known these two figures to be the same ones that worked for Nomis. By the time the eye machines arrived at the gates, the two-legged creatures that followed them seemed to be acting more feral in their movements.

“What do you we do, Cerden?” Flora asked, “those creatures will kill everyone if we don’t do something fast.”
Cerden thought on it for a second. “I think you know.”Cerden said.

Without anymore words, Cerden took a leap from the rooftop he was on with Flora. His body was pointed down until he shifted his momentum, and his body was slightly more vertical. One of his hands gripped a wooden bar that was between two buildings. By doing so, he was able to flip himself with the momentum that followed from grabbing the bar, and he was on the bar itself.

Off in the distance, Cerden saw many bars that were in the same position that the one he was on was. The idea to do the same thing he just did took over and he did it. Flora shook her head as she saw Cerden go trigger happy with the hopping. She sighed and followed him, completely skipping over the bar Cerden had landed over.

Cerden and Flora were able to get to a position that gave them a good clear view of the Bruigs the hooded figures, and the creatures that seemed to be less-than thrilled to be going inside the palace gates. The two ex-lovers looked at each other. Their look said it all. Without even saying any words, they leapt from the rooftop they were on, and in sequence of jumps and flips, they were able to scale the gates with ease. The plan for now was to stealthily follow the minions of Nomis and see exactly what they were going to do. Of course, from here on out, it would more difficult cause of the forces of The Empire within the Palace’s perimeter.
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
Hey, @Mahz, with the recent implementions of the status updates and the Bio, would it be totally wrong of me to assume that some time in the future, be it distant or near, there will be a visitor messaging feature or something like it, at least?
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So,

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I guess we're on a mission now dood, so I guess I better acquaint myself with the rest of my quest mates.

Hi there, hello, my name is Pompom. I get my name from my parents, Pom, and Pom, and I came here to share my love of writing with myself...

I jest, I hope, I'd like to write with others... If I'm not too weird >.> Anyways, +points if anyone gets the title reference :D


Prinny~

But yeah, welcome to the Guild and such.~ :D
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