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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Soooo...that's Rebels 2, Empire 0. Last version of solace was completely reverse. xD
Well, I guess by then.

Rin Reikan, Ice Minx



As it seemed everything was calming down after Kusaru had made her little speech about cleaning up the filth, Rin just shrugged it off. She didn’t want to pay any mind to what that woman was saying. She just wanted to fucking sleep and forget this part of the mission ever happened, but sadly she couldn’t. Rin kept on thinking about that woman, even when everyone was starting to set up their respective camp tents.

“Why did she have to be from the Mist Village?” Rin spoke lowly and quietly to herself.

She’s heard all the tales from her older brother, Yukino. The tales about how long ago when the Land of Water was torn with several wars and the Reikan Clan were one of many clans affected by that time. Rin recalled what her brother said


Three Years Ago


“Yuki, tell me what happened? Why are we so forbidden to even mention The Blood Mist Village?” a ten year-old Rin asked, her icy-blue eyes looking upon her older brother.

Yukino looked back at his sister as they were sitting out in the garden in the Reikan House, his frame just one foot taller than hers and his hair a darker shade of blue than her eyes. He smiled softly at her with a peaceful serenity about him. He brought his right hand up to Rin’s face and kept his smile. “It’s cause of father. He doesn’t want us bringing up what almost killed our ancestors.” He said with a certain kind of sadness in his voice.

“But why?” She pushed even further.

“Because the Blood Mist Village nearly destroyed our entire clan..” His voice trailed off, the tone of his voice slowly being filled with anger.



Just as she was remembering that time, Rin suddenly was tackled to the ground. Her body met with the snow and on top of her was her annoying friend/rival, Mia Uchiha. The crumbs of food slightly muffled her words, but Rin could make it out. That wasn’t her main concern at the moment. Her face lit up with such livid annoyance that Rin’s next action was something of a violent one.

“Get off me you loony!” Rin yelled as her right leg came to almost near her chin and that foot was planted square on Mia’s face. All Rin did was push her leg forward and Mia was sent flying one meter away.

As Rin would get up and brush the snow off of her body, she sighed. “Fine.” She simply said, agreeing to what Mia had suggested.




Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid


Everyone seems so happy. Why? Jaakuna looked at everyone setting up their camp tents. Some paired off with each other. Akio, Aoi, Shin, and Sentou seemed to be camping near each other and even the two female genin were getting their tents set up. Some of the others were going alone like Giichi and Yamato, Daiki seemed to do the same as well, but they at least seemed mildly content with their arrangements.

And then there’s Jaakuna.

Jaakuna wasn’t in the kind of mood to celebrate or even act all happy and he’s normally the type to do that. He would be right there along with Sentou and Shin and Aoi and even Akio. He would be there laughing and chuckling along with whatever antics that Sentou was doing or how Shin would get his ass kicked for copping a feel on some of the ladies or how Aoi responds to Sentou. But tonight, as the stars lit up the night sky, Jaakuna wasn’t in the mood for any of that. His mind was set on one thing and one thing only.

“Sanguine. I will kill you. I don’t care what I have to do, but I will do it.”

Jaakuna sat there staring up at the night sky, his eyes filled with such anger. A dark expression took his face and Jaakuna would be like that until he drifted to sleep.
Agrabah Palace
Cerden Celebrindal, , Flora Kairu-Celebrindal



There was an unnerving silence that took over their specific location. The low and almost inaudible sounds that emitted from the Birug’s scanners were the only sounds heard within twenty meter radius. Both Flora and Cerden stood motionless and tried to maintain their near-expressionless faces. They didn’t know when the machines or hooded figures would come at them. The slightest moment could initiate an attack. It wasn’t like they couldn’t take them, but if noise was made from a fight, that would possibly invite more hostile forces to their location and the two lovers didn’t need that at the moment.

A minute of silence passed and suddenly a surprising yet familiar voice roared louder than a Darkside. It was Nomis, but something was off. Flora could sense it and Cerden knew it. Cerden knew his brother to an emotionally-unstable person. Even though it mostly was under control through his almost emotionless, calm and collected persona, there was something vastly different about his tone. Cerden felt a certain malicious intent behind it, a complete disregard for all feelings and notions of remaining calm. Nomis sounded as if he abandoned all stability and wanted nothing but death.

“Flora, get ready..” Cerden whispered to her as his eyes trailed to his purple-haired lover.

Before Flora could make any kind of response, the words from Nomis resonated with the Birugs and forward they marched with the intent to follow their master’s orders fully and completely. The Birugs would fire out red beams of limb-cutting energy at Flora and Cerden. While the latter would dart to the left, evading the beams in the process, Flora wasn’t so lucky. She fell victim to a sudden pounce of the Tattered Figure.

The surprise of it on her was not only enough to knock her on her back, but her neck whiplashed forward and then back, her head hitting the hard ground all due to a loud bang that was heard and felt throughout the palace. Before the beast was able to get any hits on her, Flora had raised her arms over her head, shielding herself from any potential face hits. In that same moment, she brought a hardened wood-like texture, similar to a Californian Redwood spread throughout her entire body. It had a dark reddish-brown color to it. Each scratch pushed her more deeper into the ground as it started to create a human-shaped crater beneath her.

“Damn it!” Flora cursed as she tried to wiggle herself, but she was still stuck on the ground.

Meanwhile, Cerden had effectively destroyed the Birugs by simply using his twin swords Brother’s Requiem as he stabbed each of them once with both blades, causing them to explode in a small radius. However, Cerden would then find himself in a bit of a bind as two more of the Tattered Figures came at him with the same raw animal instincts as the one that attacked Flora. Both of them leaped into the air, their razor-sharp claws pointed at Cerden. The white-haired male brought the end of both sword’s circular hilt. Each circle opened up halfway and locked together and his twin short swords became what was known to the general public as a Swallow Sword. In that same instant, Cerden ran his power of glass throughout the entire sword until it was encased in such a sturdy and noticeable blue and silver coating of glass.

With the Tattered Figures just two meters above him and one meter away from making contact, Cerden began to rapidly spin Brother’s Requiem. Once it obtained enough speed, an array of glass shards began to shoot forth at the Tattered Figures, each shard traveling at twenty miles per-hours and having the cutting power of a finely-sharpened, steel blade, perhaps even sharper then that.
Giving Up - Silverstein- When Broken Is Easily Fixed
Scarlet - In This Moment - Blood
All My Heart - Sleeping With Sirens - Let's Cheer To This
Hear Me Now - Hollywood Undead - American Tragedy
Silverstar - Eyeshine - Tone Of Echoes
Repeat Stuff - Bo Burnham - what.
A Great Fire - Silverstein - A Shipwreck In The Sand
Anthem - Bring Me The Horizon - There Is A Hell, Believe Me I've Seen it. There Is a Heaven, Let's Keep It A Secret.
HOLLOWED - Shiro Sagisu - Bleach Original Soundtrack II
Sticks And Bricks - A Day To Remember - What Separates Me From You
Agrabah Palace


They both were stalking the machines and those that followed them like a a predator stalks their pray. Their quiet movements ten yards behind them were not detected. Each turn that the machines and those in the hoods made, the two were quickly behind them. They dared not to make a sound other than their respective breathing as any noise other than what came from the machines would be detected instantly. All the while they stalked those machines, Cerden and Flora were careful not to alert any of the Empire’s forces. They were in their territory now. So, combined with Nomis’ machines and the Empire’s forces all spread about the palace, Cerden and Flora had to be extra careful.

Continuing to follow them, the machine seemed to be heading towards a staircase going down. Cerden and Flora intended to follow them. Their movements shadowing the machines and those following them. Just as they were going to step on the first step, a noise came from behind them.
“IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, STOP AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!” Shouted an Empire Soldier from behind them.

Cerden and Flora stopped and they exchanged a look towards each other. They simply nodded as they would turn around slowly to face the Soldier. What they saw wasn’t just a singular Empire Soldier. There were several of them. By headcount, Cerden had them at least in the 20s range. Added to that, Cerden and Flora both were confident that the machines would soon appear behind them as they would want to make sure what the noise was especially if it’s a hostile force such as Cerden and Flora.

“Looks like they caught us.” Cerden said, arms raised up.
“Seems like it.” Flora said, cracking a grin.

The soldiers all proceeded to surround Flora and Cerden in a three meter circle, pointing their weapons at the two of them. “On the ground. Now.” One of them — presumingly the leader — said. His voice was deep and commanding, it bled with an authoritative overtone that not only commanded respect, it demanded it as well. His frame was tall and built. Even under the Empire Armor, one could clearly see that he had bulging muscles that created the illusion that he was a force to be reckoned with. Through his helmet, striking crimson orbs could be seen and a shoulder-length mane of black.

Cerden and Flora both got on their knees, both hands out in front of them. They exchanged one look and both smiled at each other. A second later, a combination of glass and vines suddenly had arisen from the ground, impaling all of the soldiers aside from the commander of those soldiers. Each sharp end of glass and vine impaled them from the pelvic area and all the way up to their skull. This created a pool of blood to coat the ground.

“What have you done!?” The commander yelled, pulling out his Greatsword from off his back.
“I do believe we defended ourselves.” FLora feigned an innocent tone, “You big, bad men attacked us, had weapons pointed at our heads. We only did what any right-minded person would do.” Flora said. Cerden nodded his head.
“I’LL HAVE YOUR HEADS!” He yelled as he came a-chargin’.
“It seems he doesn’t believe you.”
“I believe you’re right.”

As he came charging at them, holding his great sword above his head, Flora and Cerden took to defensive countermeasures. While Cerden had formed a gauntlet on each hand of glass as well as forcing one, 12 inch blade of glass on each hand, Flora had done the same thing, but with green and razor-sharp vines. The blade of the commander came down and Cerden crossed his arms from the wrist in an X formation. The black great sword met with the left wristblade(the one on the bottom part of the X), while the right wristblade was on top. In an impressive feat of physical strength, Cerden twisted his body clockwise and he used the momentum to not only stop the attack, but he also snapped the great sword in half. This, in turn, caused the commander to lose his footing somewhat.

“W-w-what are you?” He stood there scared, looking at Cerden as he started to back away.
“I’m not the one you should be afraid of.”
“Huh?” Cerden pointed above him.

The Soldier Commander looked above him and Flora had positioned herself on the ceiling. Eyes of the commander widened and an attempt of a scream was made, but that wasn’t before Flora had jolted her body down, pointing one of her vine blade arms down and impaled the commander in the head, killing him instantly.

Just seconds before Flora landed, her vines ceased and when her feet touched the wet, bloody ground, the Commander’s body fell behind her, his eyes widened as they looked towards the stairs.

“Sheesh, that guy seems really afraid of both of us.” Cerden said as he laughed slightly.
Flora shrugged as she would proceed to go down the stairs, but she stopped, her eyes widening at what she saw.
“What is it?” Cerden asked as he saw it for himself. “Shit.”

The birugs and all of those following them were facing them. And little did they know, the images of the two of them being in front of the Birugs were being sent to Nomis.
Wow, that was like my worst post I've made yet, but had to be done.

Jaakuna Sawada, The Sundance Kid; Rin Reikan, The Little Ice Minx



Even though he was mostly healed physically, Jaakuna was far from okay. He had little to no chakra left in his reserves and it was taking all he had just to keep a steady walk. On his mind was the face of the Bandaged Name known as Sanguine, the man that stripped him of a legitimate win and the man that surrendered just to rub the fact in Jaakuna’s face that he was miles ahead of him. It made the Sundance Kid sick to his stomach. He felt pathetic.

And then they were at a fork in the road.

”What Shin said. I‘m not dying yet, so I don‘t need the hospital.” Jaakuna was lying, but he wasn’t about to abandon the mission right when It was near its completion. With that, the team would traverse through the village and to the meeting point as Fujitora led them.




Everyone seemed to have already arrived. The teams of Chunin and Genin were present and then came the arrival of an odd-looking duo. There was a female who had eyes as white as snow and some clown dude. And here I thought Aoi was the only clown around, Jaakuna looked on with a cautious look on his face. He didn’t know if they were friend or foe, but he would simply wait and see.

It was obvious to anyone with at least ten percent of a brain that the two in front of all of them was someone who seemed familiar to Ayame and Fujitora as seen and heard by the female addressing Ayame and Fujitora directly.

There were a few rounds of words between the only two duos of jounin-level female-male duos, but something that caused a bit of a response from one of the genin was the mentioning of Kirigakure.

“You two are from The Hidden Mist Village?” Said Rin, her voice more of worry rather than curiosity.

Jaakuna’s head slightly turned to Rin as he wondered why she would ask such a dumb question. Perhaps it was because her clan migrated from Kiri around 220 years ago. It still made him curious after the fact.

Jaakuna couldn’t be bothered to focus solely on that as new developments were happening, specifically when Yamato rushed in for an attack. That’s when all hell broke loose. However, it wouldn’t last long as Tsukiko would quickly subdue Yamato’s brash and impulsive action, but as for the rest attacking, she couldn’t do anything and neither could Jaakuna. Rin, on the other hand, she would be free to attack if that’s what she wished, but the Little Ice Minx wasn’t budging an inch.
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