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17 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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1 mo ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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6 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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Men Vs Women: Race to 1000
Showing the world that men rule and women drool one number at a time.
Game of Thrones - it's like Lord of the Rings, but instead a lot of trees and walking, there's sex, nudity, and more sex and nudity. Oh and something about ice zombies.
The Departed - Jack Dawson didn't die - he pulled a Captain America, got frozen in an iceberg for a few decades, and became an undercover cop.
It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varities. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!
Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known Television series- either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.
Originally by Tsukune


Let us have some fun with this, yeah?
It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varieties. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!
Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known film - either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.
Tsukune

Originally by Tsukune

Let us have some fun with this, yeah?
It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varities. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!
Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known anime- either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.
Originally by Tsukune


Let us have some fun with this, yeah?
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