Please no lewd.
Edit: I'm available for collab as well after sorting something out.
Edit: I'm available for collab as well after sorting something out.
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Yeah, unfortunately, absurdist humor like that only is either a bullseye or a swing and a miss.
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This is my primary RP. Extremely active, amazing and fun bunch of writers.

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Fine... the truth must come out then.
Ariamis... my love... my darling... I'm having an affair. With another GM. In a different RP.
Those cold lonely night where you won't even look at me, I sneak out our bedroom window into the Jeep Cherokee you purchased with my poker winnings, and drive... drive until I reach them.
And they call their friends and ugh... the things they do to me. They toy and tease me with luscious savory plots... they stroke and caress my creative cortex... they gag me and beat me with rubber penciled and leather typewriters... And they, unlike you, do not mind my rock-polka obsession with Wierd AL Yankovich, or my collection of sevety-one Lt. Sarge from pokemon Dakimakuras.
They don't judge me with cold, uncaring eyes. When was the last time you so much as teased with promised whispers of character development? Or offered to wear the plot twist for this passionate bout of lovehate writing.
You can't remember, can you?
Now everyone knows the truth... and I don't care. They need to know!
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NO pressure, right? O___o
@AtomicNut right, you need to understand that I'm in school from 7-5 every single day. And the post you made was less than a day ago.
I know the CS isn't up (guilty as charged), but give me a smidgen of time to breathe and catch up? These things are suppose to be fun, right? So why is this being treated like a quarterly report in a firm?
"Get me more pictures of Spiderman!"
@Ariamis what do you need from me now? Other than the sheet... which... yeah
*shifty eyes*
Been sick, kids sick, not sure whose turn it is... still sick, wife's sick... blah.