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Elionne disappeared, leaving behind her sword.

The previous captain did die, poisoned by Phoran Cal after he faked surrendering. She killed him, at least, but yeah.


Ok. Cedartall then left after the first captain died...he got something in his eye.
Elionne died?

Now where did I say Elionne is dead? <.< >.>


Oh didnt the first leader die? I got this wrong, mebbe.
Also of note: Legend has it that fairies are what happens when an elf dies.

Also, pffft.


Alas, the exploits of Cedartall were never properly because the humans were xenophobic, not becase he was a whiny diva who quit just before Elionne died, no sire.
An evil overlord would have to obscure actual evil intent.

Generally-speaking, fairies don't want any part of actually evil things. Mischief is far more fun for them.

You can totally buy their service with sweets though.


Okay plan B. Instead of Fairy Knight i call dibs on condescending elven ranger who ended up wounded every time.
That does sound about right for a fairy.

They're pretty silly.


It is probably the only major hired muscle for evil overlords who can be bought with sweets.
"Hah! Try to stop me Roses! All the lime jam pies will be mine!"

And then Tyaethe traps her with her helmet.
@Rin: I don't think anyone would have had armor the right size for a fairy, really.

@AtomicNut: I think a fairy would find ways to screw with people if you gave her all that power, really.


Right. So meet the Fairy Doom Knight. One of the Roses' shitty recurring boss enemy longstanding nemesis!
Well, blowing up people sky high might have done it.
Bear with me, Ill churn a post today, pinky promise.
Dibs on the stronkest fairy knight.
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