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Step by step he was growing closer to the object of his dreams. The search had been long. The hope had long been cast away, but here he was, a brave soul against the storm. Another brisk hop. Another firm step towards. He was breathing heavily, the atmosphere choking him. He looked at his goal. So close yet so far.

Damn stair of flights was taking quite a while to climb. Ricardo, the mysterious tourist, and wandering soul, was now in one of those situations he would rather not be. He struggled to remember how to proceed from now on. What was he even doing here? It had been a passing whim, a fancy that struck his sadness apart, a fleeting sensation of casting away what had hurt so deep and travel half the world across in order to forget. He had picked Japan. A foreign, mysterious place.

...And he had lost his wallet on first day. And probably on top of a building, since after having some sake and some kind of noodley-like soup with foodstuff with it (he had forgotten how was it called), had braved enough courage to climb up and oversee the Imaginary District. The first thing he learnt was that A- He wasn't Batman and B- Heights were dangerous and drafty. And he had dropped his phone and wallet inbetween the miscellaneous posturing and viewing earlier. Granted, the district had its charm. And then the weirdos. Youkai too. Well, he was in a sense a weirdo, but still!

Well, he was in the top now, so he might just walk his way around the rooftops and try to find his wallet and phone, hoping that no one pilfered it. Because he'd have to sleep outside the street, and while most of these not-quite-humans were peaceful... rain, wind and cold would still SUCK. He tried his best to be aware of his surroundings, although the fixation with his missing belongings made him tunnel vision a little.

"Nope, just more roofs, some crud, some chewing gum, someone's cute widdle feet, a pair of sexy legs...curious, some cat furball, a dead rat...eww.. Now where's that wallet?"

It was then that something clicked on his mind. Two widdle feet plus two sexy legs equalled four lower limbs. Which meant two seemingly female people, which meant...

"WAAH!" He jolted upon the realization, and flailing and fumbling, tilted over the rooftop, not falling in the very last second thanks to some dumb luck. "Wow, I almost died there, um." He pondered, trying to stand tall at his 6' but failing miserably as he crumpled like wet people.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to... I...wallet..." He pieced together as his speech devolved soon into an incoherent mess. "Wagahaba..." Nevertheless, the newcomer ruffled his hands in his pockets and breathed deep.

"This is so awkward. Sorry. I'll...leave you both be. Um. Whatever you are?." He said, having no idea of what they were the other two people. He didn't have enough courage to look at them to the face, anyway.

@Jedly@Ennui
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Ugh. I hate Nui.


But it's TPK paladin the one getting it XD
I brought Nui Harime in the RP.

I regret nothing.
(OOC: Friendly fire is fun! Mind if I try? :D)
It was a no brainer, really. As the vampire tossed away the crossbow, Bobd fell out of compass, uttering a curse as he raised his shield to block the impromptu projectile. Their eyes widened when the Vampire ducked under the remaining blade and continued aiming at Garret. The beast would be tought to beat, but both brothers knew what to do, and started another syncronized attack, this time a shield tackle to push the beast down.

Meanwhile Mariah's furious charge was cut short by a wave of fire, who hit her midway her attack. Her form staggered, as she eventually tripped and fell to the ground, slight burns across her face and a bloody nose. She took a moment to wipe the blood, as she stared at her own bloody gauntlet, now with her own blood in addition to the guards she had just fought. Tears welled into her eyes, as she trembled.

And she let out the most ear-splitting scream that would make a banshee proud.

"IIIIIIIEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She shrieked, as her axe now had another target. The fool who had made the attack in her. Shakily, her voice trembling in a coarse whisper. "WhydidyoumakeMariahbleed." She inhaled. "Mariahisagoodgirl."

A fierce throw, as her second axe now was sent flying at the Paladin's head. Seconds not later, the arm guards. And then half a ripped off full plate, followed by the other half.

"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!" She yelled at the top of her lungs, running at the speed of a wild beast, hopping and trampling about, bereft of the weight of her armor, her eyes wide and crazed. Her well-shaped body now showing all the compact but strong muscles of a half giant, flexing in a furious bout.

Her hands locked on the Paladin's figure, in an attempt to seize him by the throat and lift him up, her demented self ignoring the armored axe man and pretty much everything else.




(I am assuming the knight was either Nero or Dante)

Sult watched as the events before her unfolded. Nero's furious onslaught seemed to be working, as he was joined by the one knight who had blunt weapons in destroying the menace. Things were going well, it seemed... until the black shaded man made a beeline for Nero and the new lady, both of them were unaware. But before she could scream to dodge, the man dropped dead, by the hands of the assasin they had been employed as guide. That was beyond creepy. Was there nobody to watch the assasin?

Her eyes rested on Marianne for the first time, as she softly gasped. The stoic, hard working Marianne, reduced to a bare coherent mess?!? Things were looking grim. Sult gripped her fist, as she steeled her resolve. Even the most brave, and most overaccomplished of all knights sometimes could fall. But they always tried their hard, unlike Sult. Feeling somewhat guilty about the party's predicament, Sult's hand reached for the trembling one's of Marianne, cupping them in hers.

"It is scary, isn't it? Don't worry, Marianne. We are here too." Sult said as she steadied the girl's hands. "Even a Delacroix can feel fear. That is what our mother said to me and Nero. Conquering is what makes one truly courageous."

"Bring a torch in the deepest pit, that is the Sunfield's motto." Sult smiled. "heh, even those trite words can be useful sometimes." She added, her hands giving the stupidly tall girl a pat in the shoulder.

"You don't want to be rescued by your baby cousin, don't you?" Sult jeered. "Surely you know more ways to fight than pierce, just think harder, Sparky." Sult beckoned.

Meanwhile, Nero's fury had given past to bewilderment, as he himself found at loss of words as the arrogant opponent had been felled, in the hands of the failure of the Nem assasin. His sword blows seemed to lose momentum and stop. "Wha...buh..." His voice cracked, and for a few seconds, it turned into a flawless reproduction of Sult's voice. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? HE WAS MINE DAMNIT! I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT YOU KILLSTEALING BRAT!" He screamed like a girl, his sword aimed at Tilly, ignoring the remaining skeletons.

Sult frowned. ...Must I be the moral compass. Ah hell, I hate it when I have to act high and mighty! I hate being a priestess damnit.. She bit her lip. She really needed to reign that self-accomplished but pretty arrogant sibling of hers.

"NERO, STOP DAWDLING AROUND OR I WILL REVEAL YOUR TWO MOST IMPORTANT SECRETS!" Sult announced as she pointed with her sword at one of the dumb skeletons that had gotten burnt by her barrier.

"SHUT UP YOU FAILURE OF A PRIESTESS...I'LL REVEAL YOURS TOO!". Nero said, still in a girly voice, as he cut down some of the attackers, giving a respite to Tilly.

"I DONT THINK PEOPLE HERE CARE ABOUT THE FACT I DONT KNOW HOW TO DANCE AND SING!". Sult said, full of determination, uncovering her greatest shame. "Now keep smashing!" She commanded.

And...Nero...surprisingly...obeyed. Sult sighed, as she eyed the assasin. "We could've gotten info out of him you know. Don't do that again."

Her eyes rested on her surroundings.

Something doesn't add up. Where's the rest of the corpses. The skeletons are so few compared to the missing bodies. She added as she grit her teeth.
@VocabNo-one's going to hold a grudge if you don't feel up to posting, so don't worry about it okay?


Only the fact that an idle Vita is not a good thing.

Post at your own pace s'what all we do.
@AtomicNutSnow Halatiooooooon. Soldier gaaaaaaaame. I can actually see Ana being a bodyguard for Tamagi


No. That would drop productivity as the only ones who arent lazy bums in his family/company are the young females and they would simply be all day squishing Ana.

And then Kuro's wives would go to reveal embarassing secrets.

So yeah, Kuro is so foul mooded because literally half of the family leech his money off him. It is the price of being a sucessful tanuki splinter leader.

But since I dont give a fuck about the bastard and I keep throwing my characters curve balls to see em squirming, go ahead!
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Why would I not have heard every song Sabaton has released? O_o


LONG LIVE THE METAL!!!
@Jedly@Ennui

I think i will make Rickie look for his wallet on that rooftop cause why not.
Actually, for those involved in the shrine...

Is it possible for a very desperate man searching for his wallet ending up there wanting to do a divination?

(Even if they can't do one)
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