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@AtomicNutSounds dank. Russian bias 3 stronk 5 grate.


Actually that or calling Anna a little girl and patronizing her via pats in the head.
@AtomicNutlel. THY FUN SHANT BE SPOILED. Hope you enjoyed the post aside from that minor hiccup.


I'm wondering if i should copy that metal sorcery only for Rickie to whack himself in the face with the metal grate.
@AtomicNutIt was in response to Anastasia the tsarist descendent. She was offed by the Cheka.


Oh, right. Hm... yeah, that makes sense. I got it confused cause that's two mentions of creepy russia military in one sentence :P
@Jasonhero@Gate Keeper@Dragoknighte@AtomicNut So.

What's the plan?


Screw this shit Imma gonna hunt waifus.

I mean, I think Siggy could try shooting the Rostosov Remains. S'all we can do at the moment.
Gonna roll out with Ana's part tonight and post tomorrow for Styx.

@AtomicNutSafe to say there be some yen coins in that wallet?


Yes, but sorry to spoil your fun, but the bit about Ana being a goverment assassin was just pure thoughts in Ricardo's mind, so not really something Ana can comment on.
Eggman


"Damn that blue rat!" The scientist cursed, as the indicators on his newest creation were beeping red. The vast perspective of outer space was present to him, in all of its beauty. But his eyes were fixated in just one thing. Resplandescent emerald green of the mystical artifact, which steadily but surely was getting away from his grasp. He was done for. His plan was thwarthed.

And he had yet to survive a reentry with a mecha savaged by the blue hedgehog, now turned in a golden comet of fury.

It wasn't Eggman's best day to be honest. Just like many others. You almost were suceeding at the game of World Domination, and some kind of searingly-cute fast and vindictive blue critter ruined your day. Maybe he should have considering teaching instead of this.

But, his gaze was momentarily averted, as something... else was in the cockpit. Squinting, he was taken aback by the suddeness of it all "Strange, I don't remember this mecha having a space-time anomal-GAAACK!"

The next thing he saw as a dark room. "Nor I do remember a dark room. Hm." The rotund, almost spherical bald man with the foggy glasses and enormous, bushy moustache fell on his prominent butt, due to the sudden transfer, taking a second to adjust his glasses as his sight got used to his surroundings.

Where am I, exactly? Where's my trusted Egg Mobile? And more important, where is that damn BLUE RAT WITH THE MASTER EMERALD? Eggman mentally asked, as he took no small amount of time at looking, and inspecting his surroundings.

Well he wasn't alone. There were others. Of all sizes, types and whatever species they all were.

"Hm." He added as he got up, and begun to pace. There was one figure in the center of the room, who got his attention for the briefest of moments, going around a spiel about joining her in world domination.

Little girl wants to dominate the world. Sounds a little... too odd. And somehow familiar. Eggman twirled his moustache as he let the female go on with her spiel. It wasn't rude to interrupt, and she wasn't a blue hedgehog, so that had many points in Eggman's book.

"Interesting..." He mused as she ended her speech. "...but I'll have to decline. I am busy in other projects, miss. Like working on a new line of extra-sized driving seats, egg-recipe books and of course, my own world domination schemes. Which, I think that would be pretty incompatible at this point, granted that you want to create a perfect world, possibly ruled by yourself..."

He coughed, as his moustache twitched. "Although I must say, that space-time transition was certainly interesting. Was it the power of that mystical sword, or your own? Quite fascinating." He added as he walked some more around, a hand in his back.

"Oh, and forgive my bluntness, miss, but I might suggest employing a different recruiting formula. I mean, I don't think people would accept such a deal blindly." Eggman added, before trailing off to examine the room, mumbling things like "fascinating", "I should take notes from this", and "I should kill that hedgehog".
The brothers looked with wide eyes, as the infernal creature seemed to not only catch the crossbow in short notice, it was now threatening to skewer them with the failed bolt, waving his hand menacingly. And then, a magical explosion. The arm was no more, frozen and pinned against a wall.

And the beast's regeneration was failing. The magic seemed to have worked against the creature. Bobd and Bõbd had no time to capitalize on the staggering blow, however, as a half crazed madman lifted and tossed the vampire. Was that an Iron Rose? He seemed to be more crazy than their own sister, and that was saying something.

However, Bobd couldn't help but smirk at how the vampire was finally taking hits and wounds, even though they were fastly closing. He had taken back his sword after the attempt with the crossbow. It was ill-fated however, as he found himself in front of the pissed off savagery of the vampire. Luckily, he was a far shot from a defenseless maiden, and he could put his shield up to offer resistence, even if he staggered quickly against the beast.

A second shield soon joined the struggle, as Bõbd joined shoulders with his brother, defending against the attack. It bought time for the two to retreat, just as the Iron Roses renewed their attack on the vampire, without any kind of warning or consideration whatsoever.

Don't they even know of teamwork? One of the two mumbled about, while they once again began to flank the beast,shields up, ready to leap with their swords at its head whenever the vampire faltered...




Sult eyed the scene unfold before her eyes, as she spared a blank stare at Marianne. "I can't believe you had not noticed that earlier in the party." It escaped her lips, as briefly the sheer klutziness of the Delacroix overtook the battle in Sult's mind. Thoughts that were yanked quickly, as the battle raged on once more. Two conspirators were there. The hostage was there. Well, that was easy. Barring the undead, crazy lightning mages, and necromancers. Sult couldn't help but pick up the hesitation of the little Nem assasin when seeing her own sister.

There was a time... in which she knew what was to have a sibling.

And not that obnoxious Nero.

Who seemed to be positively delighted at the situation, as he poised himself for the attack. "Oh, we're reaally sorry." He taunted to the lightning mage. "Was that Caloh fellow your brother? Your Lover? Both?" He finished, doing a flourish with the sword.

Sult almost resisted the urge to facepalm. Granted it was a good quip, but the timing could not be worse. With Marianne and Nero attention's on the caster, and Tyaethe pulling some sort of strange stunt without touching the enemies that had been sent towards the group, The skeletons were heading quickly towards Tilli and herself.

"Okay, time to reveal one of the big cards." Sult sighed to herself."Tilli, go fetch your sister when I make an opening." The blue haired lady breathed deep, and as if invaded by an inner peace, she raised her blade vertically above her head.

Gently, but ominously, her own hair began to sway and float, as flickers surrounded her armored form, her mana herself finally starting to leak outwards.

And the skeletons drew closer.

The flickers began to appear more frequently. Of a golden, and white kind of nature, they began to dance in circles around the sword. Sult's eyes were closed, her lips whispering a prayer.

"O, holy Reon. Grant thy humble servant the power of thy scorching flame."

The flames ignited around the sword, flickering faster, as the mana output tinged Sult's surroundings of a golden color. Like the very fires that were manifested in her sword, of an unearthly white with golden highlights.

One skeleton lunged at her.

Only the cinders and half molten armor remained after the first strike.

"Now go." She whispered to Tilly, as beads of sweat began to appear in her forehead. She could feel the weight of all her slacking, her sins during her training as priestess cramping and slowing her body, as the Holy Flames of Reon kept eating her mana while engulfing her sword.

And she lunged forwards towards the skeletons, her fire leaving white trails of holy magic.

I won't be able to keep this for long, so be quick!

Oh joy, I know who will be banned from messing around Eggman's lab.
Having a hard time deciding what to post, cause "waiting for one turn" might not cut it.
Right, going to try and post in a bit I guess. Once I get my mind properly organized I guess.


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