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Trash post, but finally posted.


Needs more yuri innuendos. S'cool.
I'm really bad at trying to be helpful. :P


Can't be worse than me in that regard. At least you come off as cute sometimes.

All I do is come off as weird and creepy.

Edit: They usually involve violence and explosions. That might be it.
@Raineh Daze@ghastlyInc

Mei's ears twitched so slightly, her ears keeping track of the Detective's shuffling, even in her bowed position. He couldn't be that cheeky, could he? Then again, this was Shun Baba, and while he wasn't as dim as sheep, he had the actual tact and subtle behaviour of an enraged ram in a museum. Still, Mei endured, she couldn't show her bad side to the Dragon-Sama, could she?

However, her eyes narrowed somewhat as she felt the box relieved from her hands, shooting a piercing glare that could rival that of Shun's, actually managing a feat few could do in all the Imaginary District. Maintain eye contact with Shun Baba. "Oh, really, this humble fox is ashamed, surely it would be good to shove spicy chili into the mouth of her highness who has just met the surface of our planet in a way that most probably, her heavenly self did not intend to. So this humble self has thought of bringing the updated recipe for once." She added as she clasped her hands, in a wide grin, her eyes still locked with the detective. "Naughty detective, Naughty. Wanting to spank the bottom of this poor fox over some trivia. Perhaps you are more akin to your dear mother than it meets the eye?" She chuckled, as she finally noticed the rattling as her ears darted in the direction of the sound.

Why...was..the Dragon-Sama shaking...the...

Uh.

That wasn't right.

The Huli Jinn's guts told something was very off about the whole scene, and daring to stare at the expression of the dragon-Sama, soon found why.

She was entirely. Clueless.

Oh dear. This could be a boon or a ruin waiting to happen. She had to take action so quick, lest the Detective's well meaning bluntness offended the superior being and condemned the District to oblivion.

"Dragon-Sama, pardon the manners of this humble fox, but those are morsels fit to be eaten, not...shaken." The fox swallowed, somewhat hesitant to ask, but steeling herself. "If it is not much asking, may you enlighten this earthen self of how ... long have you been dwelling in this earth after leaving your heavenly abode?"
Think I'll post with Miss Mei. I'll wait on @Ennui for Rickie.

Edit: Bloody hell that was some cute grouchyness Raineh.
Collab is done. Post tomorrow.
And posted.

1- Eggman's a big target
2- He's a lil too wee tunnel-visioned with certain things.
Eggman


"These quasi-dimensional furniture items are most interesting... If only I could--" Eggman pondered, eyeing up part of the walls up close. So enthralled he was with the experience, he failed to notice the screaming girl, or the laser barrage, even. He stood there, examining the piece.

Which oddly smelt like burnt egg. Or something similar. Eggman's moustached twirly, and an uncomfortable sensation ran up his spine. Fire. FIRE!

HIS BUTT WAS ON FIRE!

Apparently, he was one too tad big of a target to be missed with such a pyrotechnic show. So he flailed, and jumped and ran about, with deceptive speed and agility, one could be forgiven if he was mistaken as a beach ball. "YOW YOW, OVERHEAT!" He yelled as he jumped and flailed about, only to actually remember the lesson.Stop. Drop. And Roll. And so the circular doctor did, like a walrus frolicking in an iceberg.

"WHY YOU LITTLE..." He raised upwards, his abundant facial hair bristly and twitching with rage, as he raised his finger. "I DEMAND AN APOLOGY , NOBODY TRAMPLES DR EGG- oooh, what is that?" And just like that, the good (or bad, depending on one's point of view) doctor was pacified, as he noticed the core appear and vanish. It had the output of dozens... no, not dozens, eggzillions of chaos emeralds! That seemed a source of power to be untapped. He rubbed his hands greedily, as he blatantely ignored the rest of the loudmouth and brazen fools. Well, except that one warrior guy with the booming voice.

His bombastic style was certainly endearing. And he had swords. To chop up hedgehogs.

"Uhm, most interesting object. A core. See, miss? That's what I meant with incentives. Let's talk about business. I won't ask for much, even if I am a greedy world-dic--- I mean doctor! Doctor! I can be reasonable. For a meager fee of these cores, my services are yours! And then I shall use them to power my dream of finding all chaos emeralds, and squashing that damn Hedgehog!"

He scratched his head. "Or I could create my own utopia but naah... I have to take over that particular world. It's personal." He then clapped yes. "Ah, yes! My name is doctor Ivo Robotnik, but they call me Doctor Eggman. Pleased to make you an acquaintance." He added, with a small curtsy.
WROTE A SUPER DANK PASTTHINGY FOR ANA MOTHER OF DANKITUDE


Go home tovarich you are drunk and did not share the vodka.
@AtomicNutI feel you on that one. Combating weekend slump + forcing myself to do HW because I need an undergrad degree to get a master's degree to get a job.


Funny thing is even with a master's degree it took me two years to find a job :/ But yeah, good luck with that.
@AtomicNutIn the head


It's called weekend slump and English being my third language.
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